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  I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up

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• Not at the table Carlos.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:37pm

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• Aww..a single tear wiped away.....and replaced by a glistening drop of precum

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:16pm

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• Gentlemen

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• In Soviet Russia, tear wipes boner off your face.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:49pm

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• I wish my boner would cheer up women. All it does is make them angry.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:13pm

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• I love when naked Asians jump out of my trunk Nd beat me with a crowbar.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:46pm

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• Zack horton is a fagget

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:37pm

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• Raping and raped don't have 2 ps assholes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:00pm

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• Hahahah vvvv Agreed

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:24pm

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• Does anyone else want to buy this t-shirt?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:37pm

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• See now I think that's a neat idea

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:53am

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• I'm a girl and I like it when I'm sleeping and I can feel my boyfriends boner underneath

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:40am

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• I heard rapping girls makes them very upset

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:13pm

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• I wish it was always that easy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:09pm

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• It looks like we have a situation -the situation

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:16pm

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• No. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:38pm

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• Wow

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:41am

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• Boss.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:17pm

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• turds?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:07pm

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• classY

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:07pm

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• In soviet Russia tears wipe boners off with you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:21am

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• Yure assis juzt gotted speld chekded!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:10pm

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• Huntsvegas represent!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 12:44am

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• Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!

  Submitted by disbeesmahface on Jan 31, 10 at 5:03pm

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• I guess that might cheer me up too, hahaha

  Submitted by BluSparc on Feb 2, 10 at 9:21pm

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• Damn 12:21 that's depressing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:46am

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• I love 8:16

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:01pm

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• Poooohoooo(:

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:12pm

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• Damn that's awesome. I bet u cummed all over it after huh?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:41am

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• Dude your a beast hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:40pm

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• Let's torch all this shit. -Stu

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:48pm

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• 9:46 haha it happens to me all the time then I find a tiger in my bathroom

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:11pm

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• Was she crying because you had just rapped her?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:46pm

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• Yayy anyone who tries to say first is not first! Hahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:16pm

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• Hahahahahahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:14pm

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• Texts like this make me love Alabama. 256 rocks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:22pm

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• I'm jealous...my boner makes girls cry :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:21am

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• 8:46 and 9:13 FAIL

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:19pm

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• I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:04am

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• I know that would cheer me up :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:06am

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• This text isn't completely fucked up or anything..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:51pm

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• Dis her pussy get wet then too?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:45pm

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• Hhahaha yesssss. So perfect.

  Submitted by Wildcatratatat on Jan 25, 10 at 2:38am

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• You sir are a gentleman.

  Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 26, 11 at 4:45pm

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• Word to the 256!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:35pm

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• You wanna fuuuck onnn meee!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:55pm

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• I'm pretty sure this exact same text was posted a few months ago.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:17pm

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• Bahahah! That would cheer anyone up!!!

  Submitted by gradguy2011 on Jun 8, 11 at 8:14pm

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• 10:11 the last time I found a tiger in my bathroom Miike Tyson punched me in the face while singing in the air of the night

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:08pm

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• Who Dat ?! ~ Premeau

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:04am

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