I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Not at the table Carlos.
Aww..a single tear wiped away.....and replaced by a glistening drop of precum
In Soviet Russia, tear wipes boner off your face.
I wish my boner would cheer up women. All it does is make them angry.
I love when naked Asians jump out of my trunk Nd beat me with a crowbar.
Zack horton is a fagget
Raping and raped don't have 2 ps assholes
Does anyone else want to buy this t-shirt?
See now I think that's a neat idea
I'm a girl and I like it when I'm sleeping and I can feel my boyfriends boner underneath
I heard rapping girls makes them very upset
I wish it was always that easy
It looks like we have a situation
No. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.
In soviet Russia tears wipe boners off with you!
Yure assis juzt gotted speld chekded!!!
I guess that might cheer me up too, hahaha
Damn 12:21 that's depressing
I love 8:16
Damn that's awesome. I bet u cummed all over it after huh?
Dude your a beast hahaha
Let's torch all this shit.
9:46 haha it happens to me all the time then I find a tiger in my bathroom
Was she crying because you had just rapped her?
Yayy anyone who tries to say first is not first! Hahahaha
Texts like this make me love Alabama. 256 rocks
I'm jealous...my boner makes girls cry :(
8:46 and 9:13 FAIL
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
I know that would cheer me up :)
This text isn't completely fucked up or anything..
Dis her pussy get wet then too?
Hhahaha yesssss. So perfect.
You sir are a gentleman.
Word to the 256!!!
You wanna fuuuck onnn meee!!!!!
I'm pretty sure this exact same text was posted a few months ago.
Bahahah! That would cheer anyone up!!!
10:11 the last time I found a tiger in my bathroom Miike Tyson punched me in the face while singing in the air of the night
Who Dat ?!