I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Not at the table Carlos.
Aww..a single tear wiped away.....and replaced by a glistening drop of precum
In Soviet Russia, tear wipes boner off your face.
I wish my boner would cheer up women. All it does is make them angry.
Does anyone else want to buy this t-shirt?
Raping and raped don't have 2 ps assholes
I love when naked Asians jump out of my trunk Nd beat me with a crowbar.
Zack horton is a fagget
I'm a girl and I like it when I'm sleeping and I can feel my boyfriends boner underneath
I heard rapping girls makes them very upset
See now I think that's a neat idea
I wish it was always that easy
It looks like we have a situation
No. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.
Yure assis juzt gotted speld chekded!!!
Dude your a beast hahaha
I guess that might cheer me up too, hahaha
Damn 12:21 that's depressing
In soviet Russia tears wipe boners off with you!
I love 8:16
Damn that's awesome. I bet u cummed all over it after huh?
Let's torch all this shit.
Texts like this make me love Alabama. 256 rocks
9:46 haha it happens to me all the time then I find a tiger in my bathroom
Yayy anyone who tries to say first is not first! Hahahaha
Was she crying because you had just rapped her?
I'm jealous...my boner makes girls cry :(
Hhahaha yesssss. So perfect.
I know that would cheer me up :)
8:46 and 9:13 FAIL
This text isn't completely fucked up or anything..
You sir are a gentleman.
Dis her pussy get wet then too?
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
Word to the 256!!!
You wanna fuuuck onnn meee!!!!!
Bahahah! That would cheer anyone up!!!
I'm pretty sure this exact same text was posted a few months ago.
10:11 the last time I found a tiger in my bathroom Miike Tyson punched me in the face while singing in the air of the night
Who Dat ?!