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  • 137 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:37pm
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    Not at the table Carlos.

  • 115 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:16pm
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    Aww..a single tear wiped away.....and replaced by a glistening drop of precum

  • 112 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:10pm
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    Gentlemen

  • 108 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:49pm
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    In Soviet Russia, tear wipes boner off your face.

  • 105 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:13pm
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    I wish my boner would cheer up women. All it does is make them angry.

  • 87 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:37pm
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    Does anyone else want to buy this t-shirt?

  • 89 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:40am
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    I'm a girl and I like it when I'm sleeping and I can feel my boyfriends boner underneath

  • 71 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:24pm
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    Hahahah vvvv Agreed

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:09pm
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    I wish it was always that easy

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:37pm
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    Zack horton is a fagget

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:16pm
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    It looks like we have a situation -the situation

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:13pm
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    I heard rapping girls makes them very upset

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:53am
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    See now I think that's a neat idea

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:00pm
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    Raping and raped don't have 2 ps assholes

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:17pm
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    Boss.

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:46pm
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    I love when naked Asians jump out of my trunk Nd beat me with a crowbar.

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:01pm
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    I love 8:16

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:41am
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    Wow

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:38pm
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    No. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 12:44am
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    Huntsvegas represent!

  • 58 55
    Submitted by disbeesmahface on Jan 31, 10 at 5:03pm
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    Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:12pm
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    Poooohoooo(:

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:14pm
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    Hahahahahahahahaha

  • 64 68
    Submitted by BluSparc on Feb 2, 10 at 9:21pm
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    I guess that might cheer me up too, hahaha

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:07pm
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    turds?

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:10pm
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    Yure assis juzt gotted speld chekded!!!

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:40pm
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    Dude your a beast hahaha

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:07pm
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    classY

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:21am
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    In soviet Russia tears wipe boners off with you!

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:46am
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    Damn 12:21 that's depressing

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:41am
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    Damn that's awesome. I bet u cummed all over it after huh?

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:21am
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    I'm jealous...my boner makes girls cry :(

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Wildcatratatat on Jan 25, 10 at 2:38am
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    Hhahaha yesssss. So perfect.

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:46pm
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    Was she crying because you had just rapped her?

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:11pm
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    9:46 haha it happens to me all the time then I find a tiger in my bathroom

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:55pm
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    You wanna fuuuck onnn meee!!!!!

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:48pm
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    Let's torch all this shit. -Stu

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:35pm
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    Word to the 256!!!

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:16pm
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    Yayy anyone who tries to say first is not first! Hahahaha

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:51pm
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    This text isn't completely fucked up or anything..

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:19pm
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    8:46 and 9:13 FAIL

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:22pm
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    Texts like this make me love Alabama. 256 rocks

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:04am
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    I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:06am
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    I know that would cheer me up :)

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:45pm
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    Dis her pussy get wet then too?

  • 54 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:08pm
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    10:11 the last time I found a tiger in my bathroom Miike Tyson punched me in the face while singing in the air of the night

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:17pm
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    I'm pretty sure this exact same text was posted a few months ago.

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:04am
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    Who Dat ?! ~ Premeau

  • 31 55
    Submitted by gradguy2011 on Jun 8, 11 at 8:14pm
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    Bahahah! That would cheer anyone up!!!

  • 23 44
    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 26, 11 at 4:45pm
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    You sir are a gentleman.