I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Not at the table Carlos.
Aww..a single tear wiped away.....and replaced by a glistening drop of precum
In Soviet Russia, tear wipes boner off your face.
I wish my boner would cheer up women. All it does is make them angry.
Does anyone else want to buy this t-shirt?
Raping and raped don't have 2 ps assholes
I love when naked Asians jump out of my trunk Nd beat me with a crowbar.
Zack horton is a fagget
I'm a girl and I like it when I'm sleeping and I can feel my boyfriends boner underneath
I heard rapping girls makes them very upset
See now I think that's a neat idea
I wish it was always that easy
It looks like we have a situation
No. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.
Yure assis juzt gotted speld chekded!!!
Dude your a beast hahaha
In soviet Russia tears wipe boners off with you!
I guess that might cheer me up too, hahaha
Damn 12:21 that's depressing
I love 8:16
Damn that's awesome. I bet u cummed all over it after huh?
Let's torch all this shit.
Texts like this make me love Alabama. 256 rocks
Was she crying because you had just rapped her?
Yayy anyone who tries to say first is not first! Hahahaha
9:46 haha it happens to me all the time then I find a tiger in my bathroom
I'm jealous...my boner makes girls cry :(
I know that would cheer me up :)
8:46 and 9:13 FAIL
Hhahaha yesssss. So perfect.
This text isn't completely fucked up or anything..
You sir are a gentleman.
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
Dis her pussy get wet then too?
You wanna fuuuck onnn meee!!!!!
Word to the 256!!!
Bahahah! That would cheer anyone up!!!
I'm pretty sure this exact same text was posted a few months ago.
10:11 the last time I found a tiger in my bathroom Miike Tyson punched me in the face while singing in the air of the night
Who Dat ?!