I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Not at the table Carlos.
Aww..a single tear wiped away.....and replaced by a glistening drop of precum
In Soviet Russia, tear wipes boner off your face.
I wish my boner would cheer up women. All it does is make them angry.
Does anyone else want to buy this t-shirt?
I'm a girl and I like it when I'm sleeping and I can feel my boyfriends boner underneath
Zack horton is a fagget
It looks like we have a situation
I love when naked Asians jump out of my trunk Nd beat me with a crowbar.
I wish it was always that easy
See now I think that's a neat idea
I heard rapping girls makes them very upset
Raping and raped don't have 2 ps assholes
Yure assis juzt gotted speld chekded!!!
No. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.
Damn 12:21 that's depressing
I love 8:16
I guess that might cheer me up too, hahaha
In soviet Russia tears wipe boners off with you!
Damn that's awesome. I bet u cummed all over it after huh?
Dude your a beast hahaha
Texts like this make me love Alabama. 256 rocks
9:46 haha it happens to me all the time then I find a tiger in my bathroom
I'm jealous...my boner makes girls cry :(
Let's torch all this shit.
Yayy anyone who tries to say first is not first! Hahahaha
This text isn't completely fucked up or anything..
8:46 and 9:13 FAIL
Was she crying because you had just rapped her?
Hhahaha yesssss. So perfect.
I know that would cheer me up :)
Word to the 256!!!
You sir are a gentleman.
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
You wanna fuuuck onnn meee!!!!!
Dis her pussy get wet then too?
Bahahah! That would cheer anyone up!!!
10:11 the last time I found a tiger in my bathroom Miike Tyson punched me in the face while singing in the air of the night
Who Dat ?!
I'm pretty sure this exact same text was posted a few months ago.