I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Not at the table Carlos.
Aww..a single tear wiped away.....and replaced by a glistening drop of precum
In Soviet Russia, tear wipes boner off your face.
I wish my boner would cheer up women. All it does is make them angry.
Zack horton is a fagget
I love when naked Asians jump out of my trunk Nd beat me with a crowbar.
Raping and raped don't have 2 ps assholes
See now I think that's a neat idea
I'm a girl and I like it when I'm sleeping and I can feel my boyfriends boner underneath
Does anyone else want to buy this t-shirt?
It looks like we have a situation
I heard rapping girls makes them very upset
I wish it was always that easy
In soviet Russia tears wipe boners off with you!
No. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.
Yure assis juzt gotted speld chekded!!!
I guess that might cheer me up too, hahaha
9:46 haha it happens to me all the time then I find a tiger in my bathroom
Was she crying because you had just rapped her?
I love 8:16
Dude your a beast hahaha
Damn 12:21 that's depressing
Damn that's awesome. I bet u cummed all over it after huh?
Let's torch all this shit.
Yayy anyone who tries to say first is not first! Hahahaha
I'm jealous...my boner makes girls cry :(
8:46 and 9:13 FAIL
Texts like this make me love Alabama. 256 rocks
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
You sir are a gentleman.
Dis her pussy get wet then too?
I know that would cheer me up :)
This text isn't completely fucked up or anything..
Hhahaha yesssss. So perfect.
You wanna fuuuck onnn meee!!!!!
Word to the 256!!!
Bahahah! That would cheer anyone up!!!
I'm pretty sure this exact same text was posted a few months ago.
10:11 the last time I found a tiger in my bathroom Miike Tyson punched me in the face while singing in the air of the night
Who Dat ?!