Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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Would you suck it here or there? I hear you'd suck it anywhere...
Would you suck my dick, just a lick, would you take it in the face like pepper mace? In the pink or in the stink? With a goat whatever bitch I'm on a boat.
Using the word "hella" is lame
Dr. Seuss quotes are always appropriate. I'll fallate you in a car; I'll fallate you in a bar. I'll fallate you here or there; I'll fallate you anywhere!!
OP, stop trying so hard to be funny. You sound hella lame
Not appropriate? That's marriage material
oh but of course it is!
A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you run a train?
@1:33 your eggo's preggo... I apologize for being a quote Nazi XD
Agreed with 11:35
Yes it is =D
8:11 funny! But it is plane as in airplane.
"would you like it in your box?? Could you fuck it without socks?"
1135 you missed the point. I hope a piano falls on you
I like to stick baby chipmunks up my butthole
In Soviet Russia, penis quotes Dr. Seuss!
In Soviet Russia penises speak dr Seuss quotes!
Haha! @ 12:36
I also live in 717.
I want to chill with this person.
THIS IS ONE DOODLE THAT CANT BE UNDID HOMESKILLET. YOURE FUCKING PREGO
12:36!!! .... WHAT A DOUCHE.
I'd marry the dude
do you want it on a plain? do you want it on a train? do you want it in a box? do you want it with a fox? fuck you lady, that is ALWAYS appropriate.
1135 and 1249 you're just jealous you're not from Cali. You're probably from some cold state where everyone is ugly and has been shoveling snow for the past two months. Losers
Dope as hell... Marshall
In soviet russia, your penis uses dr seuss quotes
Would you ride my cock for free?
1:12 No one is jealous of that shitty state. It's only fun for about a week.
Haha the "foot" book... If ya know what I mean.
Do you want it in your ass?\nIf you say no, then I will pass
Fuck Soviet Russia!!!
“I meant what I said and I said what I meant.” Now Suck it!!