Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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too bad the crab wasn't from the beach
Fruits and your firsts... grow up. Besides that, beach sex gets two thumbs up.
Technically could be considered a threesome with a crustacean.
Alen001, ur a shithead
Beach sex ftw.
Yourwifesfantasy is a homo
Better sand in your ass than sand in your vagina.
Sounds to me like you enjoyed BOTH of those occurences. Should we wonder about you???
Did the crab stimulate your crotch?
We tired shithead :p
I so want beach sex!!
hahaha i must have people like you around for my "haha wtf?" comments.
Hahaha that sucks for you. BTW: FIRST!