Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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too bad the crab wasn't from the beach
Fruits and your firsts... grow up. Besides that, beach sex gets two thumbs up.
Technically could be considered a threesome with a crustacean.
Alen001, ur a shithead
Beach sex ftw.
Better sand in your ass than sand in your vagina.
Yourwifesfantasy is a homo
Sounds to me like you enjoyed BOTH of those occurences. Should we wonder about you???
Did the crab stimulate your crotch?
We tired shithead :p
I so want beach sex!!
hahaha i must have people like you around for my "haha wtf?" comments.
Hahaha that sucks for you. BTW: FIRST!