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  Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.

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• too bad the crab wasn't from the beach

  Submitted by broslikethissite on May 7, 10 at 2:01pm

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• Fruits and your firsts... grow up. Besides that, beach sex gets two thumbs up.

  Submitted by mo_chedda14 on May 7, 10 at 1:30pm

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• Technically could be considered a threesome with a crustacean.

  Submitted by IneptAdept on May 7, 10 at 4:17pm

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• Alen001, ur a shithead

  Submitted by noneofurbusiness on May 7, 10 at 11:14pm

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• Beach sex ftw.

  Submitted by cowycal on May 7, 10 at 11:30pm

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• Yourwifesfantasy is a homo

  Submitted by uncle_badtouch on May 7, 10 at 5:01pm

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• Better sand in your ass than sand in your vagina.

  Submitted by Roflwaffles on May 7, 10 at 11:37pm

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• Sounds to me like you enjoyed BOTH of those occurences. Should we wonder about you???

  Submitted by bigdog4521 on May 7, 10 at 4:21pm

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• Did the crab stimulate your crotch?

  Submitted by bry0105 on May 7, 10 at 11:13pm

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• We tired shithead :p

  Submitted by DrunkScottishGuy on May 7, 10 at 1:27pm

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• I so want beach sex!!

  Submitted by bbygurlg388 on May 8, 10 at 2:07am

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• hahaha i must have people like you around for my "haha wtf?" comments.

  Submitted by BarretRedXIII on May 9, 10 at 11:38pm

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• First assholes

  Submitted by sh1thead on May 7, 10 at 1:24pm

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• Hahaha that sucks for you. BTW: FIRST!

  Submitted by DrunkScottishGuy on May 7, 10 at 1:24pm

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