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  • Submitted by mdhol on May 25, 10 at 2:06pm

    Gotta love getting horny at work. Less awkward for females though. Unless of course you walk in and she's got a cucumber working it's way to her cervix.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on May 25, 10 at 7:19pm

    Management not responsible for vaginal juices found on produce.

  • Submitted by shedenvy on May 25, 10 at 3:20pm

    I wanna be a cucumber

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 25, 10 at 2:11pm

    Aren't there any male coworkers?..

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    Submitted by totallyhilarious on May 25, 10 at 3:14pm

    filmit50, oh idk. sounds crazy but maybe a GROCERY STORE. dumbass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 3:14pm

    Lol "correct me if your wrong"

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 25, 10 at 3:57pm

    Destructo-- what the hell are you ranting on about?

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    Submitted by dantheman14 on May 25, 10 at 2:46pm

    Destruckto... Quit tryin to sound smart. All the shit you just said made no sense and you now look like a fucking idiot

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    Submitted by Rebel1317 on May 25, 10 at 7:49pm

    Oh shit party in the vegi isle!!

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    Submitted by PajamaShark on Jun 11, 10 at 7:05am

    I think I'm in love

  • 58 51
    Submitted by bubblegumsies on May 27, 10 at 7:47pm

    That's gross

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    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 25, 10 at 3:48pm

    Hot.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 2:07pm

    Haven't gotten laid in awhile huh?

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    Submitted by big_dubya56 on May 25, 10 at 8:05pm

    Sounds like someone could use a vegimate

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    Submitted by SoldiersWife14 on May 25, 10 at 10:18pm

    Lmao oh honey try havin your husband in Iraq. I'm always horny but web cam and vibrators are amazing.

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    Submitted by lexx21 on Aug 11, 10 at 4:21am

    I hope your office door locks ...

  • 75 94
    Submitted by filmit50 on May 25, 10 at 2:06pm

    what the hell type of place do you work at?

  • 70 86
    Submitted by DANREN on May 25, 10 at 2:16pm

    Looooooose

  • 56 59
    Submitted by TheCarmelCrow on May 26, 10 at 7:23am

    My number is...

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    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Aug 31, 10 at 10:42pm

    Cut it up, put croutons in your hair so y feel like a Cobb salad.

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 25, 10 at 9:16pm

    getting horny whenever you don't have the opportunity to fuck always sucks

  • 62 76
    Submitted by defense on May 25, 10 at 6:05pm

    you should callme

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 2:06pm

    Eighty eight

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    Submitted by ben123 on Aug 28, 10 at 12:20am

    Film it...

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    Submitted by hailes on May 27, 10 at 2:09am

    Way to go Jacksonville.

  • Submitted by DestruKto on May 25, 10 at 2:48pm

    I am an idiot I am just saying I don't believe half this shit.

  • Submitted by DestruKto on May 25, 10 at 4:14pm

    Yeah yeah I get it. I'm an idiot. Ranting about the authenticity of perfect grammar, perfectly phrases texts from last night. I give though. I'm an idiot :}

  • Submitted by DestruKto on May 25, 10 at 2:31pm

    I am cynical and don't believe half of these...correct me if your wrong but don't you not only have to not only sign up but pay to have your texts selected? So the particapants that get chosen know they are having their texts be scoured for a winner...reminds me of reality TV.. Even though it's it "reality" people on camera act incredily different, and want to come off as cool, intellectual, funny, etc as possible. If I paid for this i know doubt would be trying regularly to get my te

    • 55 74
      Submitted by douchemonger on May 25, 10 at 4:32pm

      You're*

    • 62 70
      Submitted by fucksyourmother on May 25, 10 at 7:27pm

      participants* \nincredibly*\nknow doubt =/= no doubt\n\nEnjoy living your life refusing to believe how much more fun the world around you is having; while secretly hating them for it and lashing out at any opportunity available.

    • 77 62
      Submitted by lolocaust on May 26, 10 at 12:01am

      correct me if *you're* wrong [which doesn't make sense] but aren't you the one that took the time to register a new user name and then post this long comment? k