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  • Gotta love getting horny at work. Less awkward for females though. Unless of course you walk in and she's got a cucumber working it's way to her cervix.

    Submitted by mdhol on May 25, 10 at 2:06pm
  • Management not responsible for vaginal juices found on produce.

    Submitted by arthurlux on May 25, 10 at 7:19pm
  • Aren't there any male coworkers?..

    Submitted by pichu180 on May 25, 10 at 2:11pm
  • filmit50, oh idk. sounds crazy but maybe a GROCERY STORE. dumbass.

    Submitted by totallyhilarious on May 25, 10 at 3:14pm
  • I wanna be a cucumber

    Submitted by shedenvy on May 25, 10 at 3:20pm
  • Destructo-- what the hell are you ranting on about?

    Submitted by pichu180 on May 25, 10 at 3:57pm
  • Destruckto... Quit tryin to sound smart. All the shit you just said made no sense and you now look like a fucking idiot

    Submitted by dantheman14 on May 25, 10 at 2:46pm
  • Lol "correct me if your wrong"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 3:14pm
  • Oh shit party in the vegi isle!!

    Submitted by Rebel1317 on May 25, 10 at 7:49pm
  • That's gross

    Submitted by bubblegumsies on May 27, 10 at 7:47pm
  • I hope your office door locks ...

    Submitted by lexx21 on Aug 11, 10 at 4:21am
  • Lmao oh honey try havin your husband in Iraq. I'm always horny but web cam and vibrators are amazing.

    Submitted by SoldiersWife14 on May 25, 10 at 10:18pm
  • Haven't gotten laid in awhile huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 2:07pm
  • Hot.

    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 25, 10 at 3:48pm
  • Looooooose

    Submitted by DANREN on May 25, 10 at 2:16pm
  • I think I'm in love

    Submitted by PajamaShark on Jun 11, 10 at 7:05am
  • getting horny whenever you don't have the opportunity to fuck always sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 25, 10 at 9:16pm
  • Sounds like someone could use a vegimate

    Submitted by big_dubya56 on May 25, 10 at 8:05pm
  • you should callme

    Submitted by defense on May 25, 10 at 6:05pm
  • My number is...

    Submitted by TheCarmelCrow on May 26, 10 at 7:23am
  • Cut it up, put croutons in your hair so y feel like a Cobb salad.

    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Aug 31, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Way to go Jacksonville.

    Submitted by hailes on May 27, 10 at 2:09am
  • what the hell type of place do you work at?

    Submitted by filmit50 on May 25, 10 at 2:06pm
  • Film it...

    Submitted by ben123 on Aug 28, 10 at 12:20am
  • I am an idiot I am just saying I don't believe half this shit.

    Submitted by DestruKto on May 25, 10 at 2:48pm
  • Eighty eight

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 2:06pm
  • Yeah yeah I get it. I'm an idiot. Ranting about the authenticity of perfect grammar, perfectly phrases texts from last night. I give though. I'm an idiot :}

    Submitted by DestruKto on May 25, 10 at 4:14pm
  • I am cynical and don't believe half of these...correct me if your wrong but don't you not only have to not only sign up but pay to have your texts selected? So the particapants that get chosen know they are having their texts be scoured for a winner...reminds me of reality TV.. Even though it's it "reality" people on camera act incredily different, and want to come off as cool, intellectual, funny, etc as possible. If I paid for this i know doubt would be trying regularly to get my te

    Submitted by DestruKto on May 25, 10 at 2:31pm
    • You're*

      Submitted by douchemonger on May 25, 10 at 4:32pm
    • participants* \nincredibly*\nknow doubt =/= no doubt\n\nEnjoy living your life refusing to believe how much more fun the world around you is having; while secretly hating them for it and lashing out at any opportunity available.

      Submitted by fucksyourmother on May 25, 10 at 7:27pm
    • correct me if *you're* wrong [which doesn't make sense] but aren't you the one that took the time to register a new user name and then post this long comment? k

      Submitted by lolocaust on May 26, 10 at 12:01am