I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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Gotta love getting horny at work. Less awkward for females though. Unless of course you walk in and she's got a cucumber working it's way to her cervix.
Management not responsible for vaginal juices found on produce.
Aren't there any male coworkers?..
I wanna be a cucumber
filmit50, oh idk. sounds crazy but maybe a GROCERY STORE. dumbass.
Destructo-- what the hell are you ranting on about?
Destruckto... Quit tryin to sound smart. All the shit you just said made no sense and you now look like a fucking idiot
Lol "correct me if your wrong"
I think I'm in love
Oh shit party in the vegi isle!!
I hope your office door locks ...
Lmao oh honey try havin your husband in Iraq. I'm always horny but web cam and vibrators are amazing.
Haven't gotten laid in awhile huh?
getting horny whenever you don't have the opportunity to fuck always sucks
Sounds like someone could use a vegimate
you should callme
My number is...
Way to go Jacksonville.
Cut it up, put croutons in your hair so y feel like a Cobb salad.
what the hell type of place do you work at?
I am an idiot I am just saying I don't believe half this shit.
Yeah yeah I get it. I'm an idiot. Ranting about the authenticity of perfect grammar, perfectly phrases texts from last night. I give though. I'm an idiot :}
I am cynical and don't believe half of these...correct me if your wrong but don't you not only have to not only sign up but pay to have your texts selected? So the particapants that get chosen know they are having their texts be scoured for a winner...reminds me of reality TV.. Even though it's it "reality" people on camera act incredily different, and want to come off as cool, intellectual, funny, etc as possible. If I paid for this i know doubt would be trying regularly to get my te
participants* \nincredibly*\nknow doubt =/= no doubt\n\nEnjoy living your life refusing to believe how much more fun the world around you is having; while secretly hating them for it and lashing out at any opportunity available.
correct me if *you're* wrong [which doesn't make sense] but aren't you the one that took the time to register a new user name and then post this long comment? k