Texts From Last Night · shash821's Favorites

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.

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(925): View more from California

But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.

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(206): View more from Washington

Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.

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(925): View more from California

I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission

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Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol

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(616): View more from Michigan

I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

We can Fuck in the shower to save time

(1-262): View more from Wisconsin

And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.

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