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  • it stings .... I had a red eye for like two days but it goes away and you're fine. :) haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:06am
  • 6:36 oh my god, mine felt like i got punched in the eye too! he felt so bad. i started crying because it hurt so bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:30am
  • I did this to my ex on accident once. Luckily, I laughed uncontrollably for long enough to have her start crying, which helped get it out of her eye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Had it happen. Got conjunctivitis (pink eye). Had to use these stupid drops the dr gave me. Worst part was explaining how it happened. I swear he had to turn his head and cough over his laughter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:49pm
  • yeah in the eye stings sooooooooo bad. =[ i feel for ya.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:10pm
  • At least we know the correct usage of "you're", 11:25.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:46pm
  • as long as you washed it out with water it should only sting for like an hour. although don't be suprised if you wake up with pink eye!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:29pm
  • ** -Sigh- I got tied between "being in control" and "having control" Whoops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:45am
  • Completely New Hampshire... let's hope he didn't have the herp or the clap. Then you'll be blind 4 life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:17pm
  • 12:29 is a moron. you don't get pink eye from sperm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:39pm
  • ugh, that's the worst.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:38am
  • Its gonna sting for a bit...but no need to worry...it'll go away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:30pm
  • lol @ 1:57 it happens alot more thabn you think, i mean when was the last time your freind said to you" so yeah last night i got shot in the eye with jizm" ? people just dont talk about it usually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Really painful. lasts a long while too. Just think. A bunch of little teeny tiny sperm cells are trying to impregnate your eye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:13am
  • Haha I don't understand why the conversation went on for as long as it did bu 7-23 10:18pm that shit still has me laughing my fucking ass off!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:05am
  • lol, did it ruin the mood? XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:42am
  • lmao 6:53 that wicked sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:16pm
  • retard. flush that shit out immediately before you go halfway blind in that eye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Got to let it dry and cake up first don't you know...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:22am
  • that happened to me, luckily my eyes had been red from allergies so no one thought anything of it when it went red again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:17pm
  • im so sorry that happened to you. that shit stings for awhile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Rinse your eye, and walk it off. This is not the last time this will happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:56am
  • She has a sperm aquarium in her tear ducts!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Hahaha that happened to me, it stung SO bad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:22pm
  • cleareyes or any kinda of eyedrops get rid of the sting and redness fast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:09am
  • just hope he's clean... chlamydia in your eye = blind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:59pm
  • all of u are crazy.. u can't go blind from that.. my girl still see's fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:56pm
  • I got jizz in my bellybutton once.... andddd it's still there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Dude flush that shit! BTW, 12:39 you can get pink eye from sperm ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:11pm
  • This is why no man will EVER jizz on my face, it degrading...I make him eat my pussy and then I MIGHT suck him...but only for a min. It's the bous that drop their knees to the ground..aha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:45am
  • im so happy that im not the only one this has happened tooo!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:57pm
  • just be glad you dont wear contacts. THAT hurts lol.. and it made the contact stick to my eye.. i had to use drops for like 20 minutes before i could get it out! hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:53am
  • WOW! I thought that only happened to me just before he dumped me! Wtf I wasn't the one with the bad aim!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:58pm
  • i felt hella bad when i shot my chick in the eye but the nut felt good tho lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:46pm
  • 7-22 8:13 that shits funny, trying to impregnant your eye lololololol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:57am
  • been there.. suckss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:13pm
  • sucks even more when you have contacts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:10pm
  • I got it up the nose and in the eye once. I was gagging on it for the rest of the night, and it felt like I got punched in the eye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:36pm
  • Bitterrrr ^ It isn't about being his bitch, it's about bringing pleasure to the person you love/care for to me. And besides I personally love doing it for my man. There's something sexy about having being in control, and watching his reactions is great too. [Never got it in my eye before either. Doesn't sound fun..]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:43am
  • found out my girlfriend was cheating a few months ago, went to her house had sex, shot it in her face (got her eye), threw some change on the bed jumped up and left i think she cried the whole day, i dont know if it was her eye or paying her like a whore...hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:51pm
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