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  • 62 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:39am

    He may be a dog, and he may have no pockets, but he CAN spell, and maybe THAT'S how he gets drinks. Definitely, that's how he gets drinks!

  • 57 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:46am

    Considering both him and Stewie drive cars as well, nothing is impossible on Family Guy!

  • 59 37
    Submitted by huhhh on Jan 21, 10 at 12:16pm

    you put the "italy" in "definitaly."

    • 35 40
      Submitted by anonimouse on Jan 21, 10 at 4:43pm

      ^ funnier than the text.

  • 59 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:47pm

    Hes a TALKING dog and you are concerned with drinking?

  • 55 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:56am

    In soviet Russia, we serve dog at the bars

    • 40 47
      Submitted by wigglebun on Jan 21, 10 at 3:46pm

      how do they tell you what they want to drink? or do they just get beer no matter what?

      • 45 35
        Submitted by lem0n on Jan 21, 10 at 4:29pm

        no. they serve dog. to people.

  • 53 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:37pm

    How High is This Mother Fuckerrr?

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:28am

    You're reading into this way to far.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:43am

    10:56, you're an idiot with your fucking "soviet Russia" shit. Doesn't Soviet Russia have it's own form of Russian tfln?

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:10am

    Infos on his dog collar

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:20pm

    How can he talk? Or drive? Or lick your mother? Chill it's a hilarious cartoon... Are you also curious how mr. Ed could talk? How about how Garfield could talk? You tool

  • 47 44
    Submitted by hahas on Jan 21, 10 at 2:15pm

    how the fuck did this make it on? too many mistakes, seriously.

    • 36 54
      Submitted by lem0n on Jan 21, 10 at 4:31pm

      one mistake?

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:16am

    Well, it is a cartoon.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 21, 10 at 2:05pm

    There is so much not funny with this text idk where to begin. a. Who the fuck still watches family guy? b. It's a fucking cartoon, why would you be pathetic enough to ask this. c. You can't even spell which makes this text even less funny. d. Why would the mods EVER pass something this retarded? This app isn't even worth the dollar most people paid for it.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:08pm

    Hey 11:43 shut the fuck up. The Soviet Russia guy happens to be quite hilarious at times. It's people like you that ruin this site.

    • 38 58
      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 21, 10 at 2:03pm

      No its morons like you who think acting like an 8 year old is funny who are ruining this site.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 11:02am

    If a talking dog walked into your bar on two legs, I'm sure you'd comp it a martini or five...

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:20pm

    Lmao @1247

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:11pm

    Once again we see the hardships faced by those without opposable thumbs.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:22pm

    This shit sucked. Why is it on here again?

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:07am

    Why the fuck would you ever ask this question?! HE'S FUCKING BRIAN GRIFFIN THE DOG HE CAN DO NOTHING WRONG... (even though he is a dick to people who believe in a higher being..) but still!!! HE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS TO DO!!! And why do you even care if he has pockets?!

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:47am

    So funny to see all the non first firsts...maybe you should get a life and contribute something worthwhile! -sephy

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:49am

    You think way too much about a cartoon

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:24pm

    Bar tab

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:37am

    Ever hear of a bar tab?

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:15am

    11:07 is a queef

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:09pm

    v Funnier than the text

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:38am

    Ffffirst

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:58am

    Get off the fing drugs jackass

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:03pm

    Maybe because it's a fucking show where the producers make what they want.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:14am

    It's a cartoon d-bag

  • 27 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:50am

    Ever heard of having a tab?

  • 38 55
    Submitted by wigglebun on Jan 21, 10 at 3:45pm

    Or a job or hands or a voice or money or can count or and ID.. lots of things should keep Brian out of bars. Like a door he has to open to get in initially.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:48pm

    1216--you rock!

  • 17 21
    Submitted by darkethernaut5 on Apr 10, 12 at 2:30pm

    I can drink naked... Why can't Brian?

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:40am

    First

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:47am

    Jesus relax. Its funny because the op probably got completely lit, turned on tv, saw family guy, got bemused/confused