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  • you put the "italy" in "definitaly."

    Submitted by huhhh on Jan 21, 10 at 12:16pm
  • Considering both him and Stewie drive cars as well, nothing is impossible on Family Guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:46am
  • He may be a dog, and he may have no pockets, but he CAN spell, and maybe THAT'S how he gets drinks. Definitely, that's how he gets drinks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:39am
  • How High is This Mother Fuckerrr?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:37pm
  • In soviet Russia, we serve dog at the bars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:56am
    • how do they tell you what they want to drink? or do they just get beer no matter what?

      Submitted by wigglebun on Jan 21, 10 at 3:46pm
  • You're reading into this way to far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:28am
  • Hes a TALKING dog and you are concerned with drinking?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:47pm
  • How can he talk? Or drive? Or lick your mother? Chill it's a hilarious cartoon... Are you also curious how mr. Ed could talk? How about how Garfield could talk? You tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:20pm
  • Infos on his dog collar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:10am
  • 10:56, you're an idiot with your fucking "soviet Russia" shit. Doesn't Soviet Russia have it's own form of Russian tfln?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:43am
  • Hey 11:43 shut the fuck up. The Soviet Russia guy happens to be quite hilarious at times. It's people like you that ruin this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:08pm
    • No its morons like you who think acting like an 8 year old is funny who are ruining this site.

      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 21, 10 at 2:03pm
  • how the fuck did this make it on? too many mistakes, seriously.

    Submitted by hahas on Jan 21, 10 at 2:15pm
  • Lmao @1247

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:20pm
  • This shit sucked. Why is it on here again?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:22pm
  • You think way too much about a cartoon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:49am
  • So funny to see all the non first firsts...maybe you should get a life and contribute something worthwhile! -sephy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:47am
  • If a talking dog walked into your bar on two legs, I'm sure you'd comp it a martini or five...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 11:02am
  • There is so much not funny with this text idk where to begin. a. Who the fuck still watches family guy? b. It's a fucking cartoon, why would you be pathetic enough to ask this. c. You can't even spell which makes this text even less funny. d. Why would the mods EVER pass something this retarded? This app isn't even worth the dollar most people paid for it.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 21, 10 at 2:05pm
  • Maybe because it's a fucking show where the producers make what they want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:03pm
  • Why the fuck would you ever ask this question?! HE'S FUCKING BRIAN GRIFFIN THE DOG HE CAN DO NOTHING WRONG... (even though he is a dick to people who believe in a higher being..) but still!!! HE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS TO DO!!! And why do you even care if he has pockets?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:07am
  • Bar tab

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:24pm
  • Well, it is a cartoon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:16am
  • Ffffirst

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:38am
  • I can drink naked... Why can't Brian?

    Submitted by darkethernaut5 on Apr 10, 12 at 2:30pm
  • 11:07 is a queef

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:15am
  • Ever hear of a bar tab?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:37am
  • It's a cartoon d-bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:14am
  • Once again we see the hardships faced by those without opposable thumbs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:11pm
  • Get off the fing drugs jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:58am
  • Ever heard of having a tab?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:50am
  • Or a job or hands or a voice or money or can count or and ID.. lots of things should keep Brian out of bars. Like a door he has to open to get in initially.

    Submitted by wigglebun on Jan 21, 10 at 3:45pm
  • v Funnier than the text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:09pm
  • 1216--you rock!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:48pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:40am
  • Jesus relax. Its funny because the op probably got completely lit, turned on tv, saw family guy, got bemused/confused

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:47am