dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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you put the "italy" in "definitaly."
^ funnier than the text.
Considering both him and Stewie drive cars as well, nothing is impossible on Family Guy!
He may be a dog, and he may have no pockets, but he CAN spell, and maybe THAT'S how he gets drinks. Definitely, that's how he gets drinks!
How High is This Mother Fuckerrr?
In soviet Russia, we serve dog at the bars
how do they tell you what they want to drink? or do they just get beer no matter what?
no. they serve dog. to people.
You're reading into this way to far.
How can he talk? Or drive? Or lick your mother? Chill it's a hilarious cartoon... Are you also curious how mr. Ed could talk? How about how Garfield could talk? You tool
Hes a TALKING dog and you are concerned with drinking?
Infos on his dog collar
10:56, you're an idiot with your fucking "soviet Russia" shit. Doesn't Soviet Russia have it's own form of Russian tfln?
Hey 11:43 shut the fuck up. The Soviet Russia guy happens to be quite hilarious at times. It's people like you that ruin this site.
No its morons like you who think acting like an 8 year old is funny who are ruining this site.
how the fuck did this make it on? too many mistakes, seriously.
If a talking dog walked into your bar on two legs, I'm sure you'd comp it a martini or five...
There is so much not funny with this text idk where to begin. a. Who the fuck still watches family guy? b. It's a fucking cartoon, why would you be pathetic enough to ask this. c. You can't even spell which makes this text even less funny. d. Why would the mods EVER pass something this retarded? This app isn't even worth the dollar most people paid for it.
You think way too much about a cartoon
This shit sucked. Why is it on here again?
So funny to see all the non first firsts...maybe you should get a life and contribute something worthwhile!
Maybe because it's a fucking show where the producers make what they want.
Why the fuck would you ever ask this question?! HE'S FUCKING BRIAN GRIFFIN THE DOG HE CAN DO NOTHING WRONG... (even though he is a dick to people who believe in a higher being..) but still!!! HE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS TO DO!!! And why do you even care if he has pockets?!
I can drink naked... Why can't Brian?
Well, it is a cartoon.
It's a cartoon d-bag
Ever hear of a bar tab?
11:07 is a queef
Get off the fing drugs jackass
Once again we see the hardships faced by those without opposable thumbs.
Ever heard of having a tab?
v Funnier than the text
Or a job or hands or a voice or money or can count or and ID.. lots of things should keep Brian out of bars. Like a door he has to open to get in initially.
Jesus relax. Its funny because the op probably got completely lit, turned on tv, saw family guy, got bemused/confused