Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Maybe you should actually CLEAR the table before fucking on it...
you could get forked hard
A wise man once said "Always be careful, for spooning leads to forking."
Now dinner will never be the same
But always the best
well look on the bright side at least it wasn't a glass top
Not if done right. Lol.
I can relate pretty well. \nIt's especially dangerous when both are drunk and the table is tiny and not fixed to the floor. I was in pain for several days after that
But completely worth it!
The three secrets to GREAT table sex: •a BIG desk... let's say like one you might have as a manager. •the combined weight ought not exceed 300 lbs. •a lockable office. So I've heard...