Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Maybe you should actually CLEAR the table before fucking on it...
you could get forked hard
A wise man once said "Always be careful, for spooning leads to forking."
Now dinner will never be the same
well look on the bright side at least it wasn't a glass top
But always the best
Not if done right. Lol.
I can relate pretty well. \nIt's especially dangerous when both are drunk and the table is tiny and not fixed to the floor. I was in pain for several days after that
But completely worth it!
The three secrets to GREAT table sex: •a BIG desk... let's say like one you might have as a manager. •the combined weight ought not exceed 300 lbs. •a lockable office. So I've heard...