Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
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4:48. Get the fuck off your pro-life pedastal. Pregnant women should be showered with something all right. Showered with my cum. I'll make it rain on these hoes.
instead of thinking about your sex life, might want to hit up maury and find your baby daddy
Doesn't he have fingers, toes or a tongue?
why is she drinking?!?!? she's PREGNANT! that baby is going to be hella messed up
Rofl then don't have children.
I love the irony in this haha. If it weren't for your sex life you wouldn't be pregnant and you would be able to have sex...wrap a condom around that if you will ;)
I dont know what this person is doing but my sex life while i was pregnant was the best!! and it was just with my bf before anybody says anything stupid!
macdonald's breakfast made me pregnant with a big brown baby. i've asked they place the baby on my chest immediately after birth
2 words for you - - preggo porn!
hit the town and get paid for it...legally.
I'm in the same boat :-\ and it sucks ass
5:13 + me = 8=====D (_(__)
Love fucking pregnant chicks!
Yay, just how I like it 5:14! And yuo sucks it too.
6:00 I think you are my brother
5:06, yuo also sucks.
Maybe the baby gives the guy head while he's fucking the chick?
So why aren't you having sex? News flash, you still can while you're pregnant. And it feels awesome. Ask your damn doctor.
You're an illiterate moron, 5:03.
pregnant sex is the best. men in love with having sex with pregnant women is even better.
i think every1 stopped b/c morals guy said something
^--------------wrong, just wrong
she never said she didnt want a baby. nor that she did or didnt like being pregnant. she just said that its kinda hurting her sex life. maybe its cause shes got all day sickness not just morning sickness. and shaking her would be asking for an explosion.
Oops texted, not tested ^^^
I want too poop on a baby.
Wow.... This could be over half the chicks in des moines since everyone thinks a baby is the new "it" accesory!!!! It's called birth control Ladies!!!!!! Fucking use it!!!!
I would do terrible things to you...
Who does? 4:48? I agree that they're insecure. But I think they have too high and deluded a view of life.
PREGNANT CHICKS ARE HOT!!!!!
at least you cant get knocked up again! raw dog that bitch!
just cause she is pregnant doesnt mean shes fat mr july17 :925
i would suggest all the sex you can get while your pregnant. it makes having a natural birth alot easier (it helps with cervical softening)
Are you the OP or did you just feel like sharing?
it's hard to value them when you're taught they're parasites in college.
i just found out i was pregnant, too.
My guess is the texter isn't with the father because, even thought pregnant chicks are disgusting (sorry 5:40), the father will probably hit that anyway. Other guys aren't so amenable fucking a fat chick.
3:40, you have an interesting aspect on this.
being pregnant has made my sex life A LOT more intense! In a good way of course!
sex and the city. season 4. episode 13. watch it and you'll feel better about this text.
I can't even fuck a chick who has over 8% body fat, how do you expect me to stick my cock in a big fat-assed pregnant bitch? Birth control and bulemia, ladies. Get with the program.
do you have any idea how low 8% is for a chick?
I would love to repeatedly flog your baby's head with my mule if you want.
don't usually throw the term whore around, but I think she's one
and now we know why you are pregnant...
Stop going bareback then whore- I'm tired of my tax dollars supporting All these future Ted Bundies you sluts are gestating!!!
you're gonna make britney spears look like mom of the year!
6:16. i just threw up in my mouth please refrain from cervix talk thanks
If you go through with ur child then it'll be worth it. U can't help but love ur child.
9:25, just because you have a small penis that no woman could possibly feel if she weighed over 70 pounds doesn't mean that you can talk that way. You sound like a douche, who also has pedophile tendencies if you want your girls so small. Women should have over at least 17% body fat or they're deemed unhealthy. Get with the program, dumbass.
i think being your sex life is inconvenient for being pregnant
pregnant chicks are so hot!
It's brilliant! It's the best contraception known to man. You can't get any more pregnant!
haha. im pregnant and my boyfreind absolutley loves sex with me. when you get prego you get tighter...itsnt that the point (:
You're insecure and have a low view of life
can you stop breathing now? thanks.
Sex during pregnancy is amazing!
K so, what if she WAS with the daddy and HE was a giant pussy and broke it off when he found out she was pregnant? And now she has next to no sex life (aside from herself) because she doesn't think it's right to run around dating while pregnant? She obviously tested this to a friend that she knows. She didn't write it with judgemental ass-holes in mind, 4:58. It's a site for humor. You don't like it, go somewhere else. I think the OP was funny.
well i would love to introduce you to my friend mr coat hanger
Excuse me 7:07 but not everyone in
des moines is like this. des moines is an
amazing place and we don't need your damn
Here Here for the pregger sex. Best damn time ever!