Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
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that's the grossest/funniest fucking thing you can do for revenge. it would mix in terrfyingly well. guess i'd better start being nicer to the roomie's boyfriend.
dude, jokes on you, jizz is good for girls hair. google it.
let mine loose in my ex's body wash bottle
omg you all are sick!! in a funny way.. i would die if this ever happened to me! karma is a bitchhhh
I thought I was the only one to have done this. I'm glad it's catching on. Sticky sweet revenge.
i wonder who coined the term jizz
2:42 Your a fuckin loser!
Get help your fucked up
OMG my gf's 20 year old sister talked so much shit about me I jizzed in a hole in her stuffed animal.
SHOULD HAVE JIZZED IN THEIR MILK!! =P
haha i had to look at the area code and make sure it wasn't my ex... he hated my room mates and I'm sure he would have done the same.
oh maryland. you slay me.
haha... my friend did it in a girls face cream
I think it's supposed to make hair shiny...
Ohhhh great idea! added to my arsenal. Don't mess with crazy
got it beat... I jizzed on my ex's TOOTHBRUSH!!! fuckin bitch !
this is fucking hilarious. i love my best friends boyfriend because he likes to pee in his cousin's girlfriends shampoo bottles and on her car door handle. i'll have to tell him to jerk it next time.
next time use their toothbrush to scratch your ass
Totally gross, but absolutely hilarious at the same time!
This is GREAT!! There's a ton of people out there bustin' nuts in other peoples shampoo bottles. I love this site!
haha this is so gross but so funny
one of the most classic stories i've ever heard in 18 words, you should win some sort of reward for this post
My boyfriends has done this!!! I love it
You have actually done them a favor as protien is FANTASTIC for the hair!
*karma* this is fucking sick.
lmao, that's hilarious.
I jizzed in my mom's mouthj while she was sleeping... no biggiee.
dude--wipe your sweaty/dirty sac on her loofah (the puffy little thing girls use to wash their bodies with).
i totally was gonna do that to my ex's roommate
Topped it. It was cousins rommamtes and i stirred it with their toochbrush.
hahah your hilarious dude I remember you telling me you did this well over a year ago. hahahaahha
Ok who gives a fuck if it's good for ur hair u have jizz all in ur hair nd u kno after that day their gonna be like I rly wish my hair was like that one day....
Wow! I can't believe someone else did this! My ex-roomie was a big bitch, so every night during the last month of the lease I would "add" to her shampoo bottle. Hahaha. Awesome dude!
ewwwww to 11:01.... I think the shampoo idea is better. 11:01's idea would wash away too quickly.
I jizzed in my roommates conditioner and peed in his shampoo while in the 808 he smelled terrible
I CALL BULLSHIT. go read THE AVERAGE AMERICAN MALE.
it's "there's something about mary" all over again!
also good for an open yogurt or something. disgusting but hilarious
Omg!! That is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!
I used to pee on my roommates toothbrush because I fucking hated her.
the average american male
wow @2:42... that's pretty awkward dude :/
I wonder how many ppl saw this an wondered if it was them it happened to? Lmfao genius bro!!
That is priceless. Good job!
i thought this was my ex until i remembered it was laundry detergent.
...and I spit it in there.
hahaha I like unscrewing the shower head blowing a huge load in it and putting it back on. i call it. the everlasting globstopper!