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  • Submitted by murff101 on Dec 9, 11 at 1:42pm

    This is a copy to the funnier version that was on here forever ago. Whih stated, " I then took some of my cum off her stomach and with my finger drew a line on her forehead and in her ear I whispered, Simba."

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      Submitted by erisblake on Dec 9, 11 at 11:15pm

      This seems like more of a nod to the original "simba" txt and an allusion to the line Rafiki said when Simba reclaims his position as king. Not a copy, just one back to the guys who found pulling simba on a girl so funny

  • Submitted by kdogchatterbox on Dec 9, 11 at 4:22pm

    Cum ON me is no big deal, but cum IN me.... That's a hell fucking no. lol

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    Submitted by tlovell on Dec 9, 11 at 1:39pm

    I don't know why but this one seems fake to me. She almost seems too casual about getting jizzed on.

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 2:01pm

      Why would you expect her to freak? It's not a big deal. I'd rather be cum on than shit on.

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        Submitted by grenadewizard on Dec 9, 11 at 5:10pm

        you seem like a p chill girl hedo haha

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          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 5:24pm

          Thanks. I'm a "take it as it comes" kind of gal. Ha!

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            Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 9, 11 at 8:29pm

            And, apparently, it comes right in your face.

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              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 10:02pm

              Hey, jizz happens!

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      Submitted by gunslinger251 on Dec 9, 11 at 9:24pm

      with a name like hedonistic, she's def a cool chick

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        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 9:32pm

        True, not a big deal to be cum on. I personally like it

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          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 9, 11 at 10:25pm

          BUKKAKE! !! nothing like when shes blowing you and hits that sweet spot below the head and BAM old faithful right down her throat..she gets surprised pulls back and BAM a few jets to the face..then the leftovers to the neck and tits

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            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 11:15pm

            Niiiiiiiiiice

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        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 10:01pm

        Aww, I feel so loved. Sadly, many people don't even know what it means. (I sense the google searches now)

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          Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 9, 11 at 10:11pm

          Obviously it means you love Bukkake.

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          Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 10, 11 at 3:11pm

          *I* know what hedonistic means. It's one of my favorite words and self-identifiers.

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    Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 9, 11 at 1:44pm

    It seems to me like he was made the bitch!!

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    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 9, 11 at 5:58pm

    dont be a pussy! swallow that shit!

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      Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 9, 11 at 7:58pm

      Getting it all over both tongue and face is hotter.

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    Submitted by mazerati on Dec 9, 11 at 5:05pm

    Maybe it's not a copy of the old one so much as a reference to it! At the beginning of the movie, Rafiki draws the line on Simba's head and says his name, and later on he draws a mane and says "the king has returned"...

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    Submitted by bacardicmu on Dec 9, 11 at 2:11pm

    Copied an earlier post of wiping the come on forehead And saying "simba"

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 9, 11 at 4:29pm

    Nothing says I love you like sleeping on the wet spot ;)

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      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 9, 11 at 8:28pm

      I beg to differ - swallowing is a lovely gesture and everyone sleeps comfortably.

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    Submitted by 3one3 on Dec 11, 11 at 4:26am

    Nicely played, not. next time ur getting blasted in the eye. U just dont wipe a mans cum on him

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    Submitted by Imbetterthany0u on Dec 10, 11 at 2:00pm

    ...no fucking way.. This is gold

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    Submitted by EZ_LIKE_YOUR_MOM on Dec 9, 11 at 6:35pm

    Preppygirl is my kind of girl!

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    Submitted by inthecity on Dec 10, 11 at 9:02am

    Epic.

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    Submitted by jessbun on Dec 10, 11 at 12:42pm

    That shit cray

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 10, 11 at 3:49am

    Awkward moment when everyone realizes the chicks commenting... Got dicks

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    Submitted by EHSBaby on Dec 16, 11 at 1:32am

    Epic face. Epic face. Epic face. Jizz on my forehead!

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    Submitted by acarter512 on Dec 10, 11 at 7:13pm

    why do guys feel a need to do that to girls?

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    Submitted by smacked_silly_13 on Dec 15, 11 at 8:02am

    This girl just needs to GTFO, original was awesome,and didn't need yo ass copying it

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    Submitted by Blievenfiction on Dec 14, 11 at 1:35am

    Haha epic. This original post become a tradition with me and my roommate, I could here him through the wall the first time he recreated it... Thanks for completing the cycle.

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    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Dec 9, 11 at 4:18pm

    Fake! Already on here awhile back! Nice try lmao