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  • This is a copy to the funnier version that was on here forever ago. Whih stated, " I then took some of my cum off her stomach and with my finger drew a line on her forehead and in her ear I whispered, Simba."

    Submitted by murff101 on Dec 9, 11 at 1:42pm
    • This seems like more of a nod to the original "simba" txt and an allusion to the line Rafiki said when Simba reclaims his position as king. Not a copy, just one back to the guys who found pulling simba on a girl so funny

      Submitted by erisblake on Dec 9, 11 at 11:15pm
  • Cum ON me is no big deal, but cum IN me.... That's a hell fucking no. lol

    Submitted by kdogchatterbox on Dec 9, 11 at 4:22pm
  • Maybe it's not a copy of the old one so much as a reference to it! At the beginning of the movie, Rafiki draws the line on Simba's head and says his name, and later on he draws a mane and says "the king has returned"...

    Submitted by mazerati on Dec 9, 11 at 5:05pm
  • It seems to me like he was made the bitch!!

    Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 9, 11 at 1:44pm
  • I don't know why but this one seems fake to me. She almost seems too casual about getting jizzed on.

    Submitted by tlovell on Dec 9, 11 at 1:39pm
  • dont be a pussy! swallow that shit!

    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 9, 11 at 5:58pm
  • Nothing says I love you like sleeping on the wet spot ;)

    Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 9, 11 at 4:29pm
    • I beg to differ - swallowing is a lovely gesture and everyone sleeps comfortably.

      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 9, 11 at 8:28pm
  • That shit cray

    Submitted by jessbun on Dec 10, 11 at 12:42pm
  • This girl just needs to GTFO, original was awesome,and didn't need yo ass copying it

    Submitted by smacked_silly_13 on Dec 15, 11 at 8:02am
  • Copied an earlier post of wiping the come on forehead And saying "simba"

    Submitted by bacardicmu on Dec 9, 11 at 2:11pm
  • Nicely played, not. next time ur getting blasted in the eye. U just dont wipe a mans cum on him

    Submitted by 3one3 on Dec 11, 11 at 4:26am
  • ...no fucking way.. This is gold

    Submitted by Imbetterthany0u on Dec 10, 11 at 2:00pm
  • Epic face. Epic face. Epic face. Jizz on my forehead!

    Submitted by EHSBaby on Dec 16, 11 at 1:32am
  • Awkward moment when everyone realizes the chicks commenting... Got dicks

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 10, 11 at 3:49am
  • why do guys feel a need to do that to girls?

    Submitted by acarter512 on Dec 10, 11 at 7:13pm
  • Fake! Already on here awhile back! Nice try lmao

    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Dec 9, 11 at 4:18pm
  • Preppygirl is my kind of girl!

    Submitted by EZ_LIKE_YOUR_MOM on Dec 9, 11 at 6:35pm
  • Epic.

    Submitted by inthecity on Dec 10, 11 at 9:02am
  • Haha epic. This original post become a tradition with me and my roommate, I could here him through the wall the first time he recreated it... Thanks for completing the cycle.

    Submitted by Blievenfiction on Dec 14, 11 at 1:35am