So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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This is a copy to the funnier version that was on here forever ago. Whih stated, " I then took some of my cum off her stomach and with my finger drew a line on her forehead and in her ear I whispered, Simba."
This seems like more of a nod to the original "simba" txt and an allusion to the line Rafiki said when Simba reclaims his position as king. Not a copy, just one back to the guys who found pulling simba on a girl so funny
Cum ON me is no big deal, but cum IN me.... That's a hell fucking no. lol
Maybe it's not a copy of the old one so much as a reference to it! At the beginning of the movie, Rafiki draws the line on Simba's head and says his name, and later on he draws a mane and says "the king has returned"...
It seems to me like he was made the bitch!!
I don't know why but this one seems fake to me. She almost seems too casual about getting jizzed on.
Why would you expect her to freak? It's not a big deal. I'd rather be cum on than shit on.
you seem like a p chill girl hedo haha
Thanks. I'm a "take it as it comes" kind of gal. Ha!
And, apparently, it comes right in your face.
Hey, jizz happens!
with a name like hedonistic, she's def a cool chick
True, not a big deal to be cum on. I personally like it
BUKKAKE! !! nothing like when shes blowing you and hits that sweet spot below the head and BAM old faithful right down her throat..she gets surprised pulls back and BAM a few jets to the face..then the leftovers to the neck and tits
Aww, I feel so loved. Sadly, many people don't even know what it means. (I sense the google searches now)
Obviously it means you love Bukkake.
*I* know what hedonistic means. It's one of my favorite words and self-identifiers.
:-) It's simple.
dont be a pussy! swallow that shit!
Getting it all over both tongue and face is hotter.
Nothing says I love you like sleeping on the wet spot ;)
I beg to differ - swallowing is a lovely gesture and everyone sleeps comfortably.
This girl just needs to GTFO, original was awesome,and didn't need yo ass copying it
That shit cray
Copied an earlier post of wiping the come on forehead And saying "simba"
...no fucking way.. This is gold
Nicely played, not. next time ur getting blasted in the eye. U just dont wipe a mans cum on him
Epic face. Epic face. Epic face. Jizz on my forehead!
Awkward moment when everyone realizes the chicks commenting... Got dicks
why do guys feel a need to do that to girls?
Fake! Already on here awhile back! Nice try lmao
Preppygirl is my kind of girl!
Haha epic. This original post become a tradition with me and my roommate, I could here him through the wall the first time he recreated it... Thanks for completing the cycle.