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  • 46 41
    Submitted by skeezer on May 11, 11 at 10:41am

    Maybe she meant to say "My frigidity is thawing with my vibrator"

  • 39 50
    Submitted by ChyeahBruh on May 11, 11 at 5:49pm

    Genius!!!

  • 38 53
    Submitted by betterthanyouuu on May 12, 11 at 1:51am

    Ooh good one cuz frozen jelly is nasty. But seriously. No crust? Are you 3? Just sayin

    • 40 44
      Submitted by eac061000 on May 15, 11 at 12:57pm

      its a pre-made pb&j. crusts or not, who can say no to that, especially when ur drunk, high or just lazy?

  • 33 55
    Submitted by vikingdood on May 11, 11 at 10:57am

    GLORIOUS!

  • 35 61
    Submitted by xoluvmexo on May 12, 11 at 9:47am

    Hahaha I love uncrustables and I use my flat iron for all kinds of other stuff too!! (ironing clothes anyone?)

  • 33 61
    Submitted by likeahoss on May 11, 11 at 12:33pm

    OP is South Side Steve.

  • 31 65
    Submitted by BillTheButcher15 on May 11, 11 at 10:06am

    First