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  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:32am

    None of your random, excessively violent threats are funny in the slightest. Grow up and get a sense of humor like the girl who sent the text!

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:37am

    Boys, this is a girl who makes off-color jokes and doesn't risk unwanted pregnancies. She's a keeper. Stop making dumbass threats that just illustrate how little you get any.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:22pm

    just reply "take the plan b or look like a whale for 9 months. your call" but i agree. this girl has a great sense of humer. keeper

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:15am

    I didnt know guys were so sensitive. Where is your sense of humor, little boys?

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:43pm

    if you can't joke about unwanted pregnancies you shouldn't have sex with girls with a sense of humor

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:14am

    I thought this was pretty funny. I don't she'd actually go through with it.

  • 68 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:08am

    Push her down the stairs if she is prego, then when she is lying at the bottoms say, "your move"

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:11pm

    Really?! I mean how low do your morals and ethics have to be to threaten this? I am a chick and think this is a psycho bitch move.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:38pm

    Oh my god, all these people saying she needs a raping? Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. To me this was CLEARLY a joking text. They're probably a couple who joke around about pregnancy and abortions and stuff like my bf and I do.

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:01pm

    haha! Checkmate! She is awesome, and no more brutal than any male tactics ive seen used.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:12am

    10 am, i think being somebodys bitch in jail for a little while would help you to think before you speak

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:38pm

    12:30 gets all he needs from his hand and overactive imagination.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:41pm

    I'm stating an emotional observation as fact! That makes me a genius because anything I make up cannot be disproved in my own mind! I'm so awesome and girls suck! - 12:23

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:04am

    10:00 or not... This will teach him to use a condom

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:18pm

    You are all fucking retarded. Grow up, cleaaaaaaarly this girl is funny as shit and joking.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:18pm

    She's not a clinger. It's funny. Take a fucking joke, you moron.

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:10am

    He deserves it for being a slut and picking the wrong girls.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:58pm

    Not coo'. I would punch her in the stomach if she told me that.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:33pm

    This made me laugh for like 3 minutes straight....

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:31pm

    i thought this was amazing.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:01pm

    Regardless of whether or not she's clingy, I can tell you right now she's fucking retarded for not taking them at the same time with food. It's more effective because if you do the 12-hours apart thing, you pretty much have to take them to the damn minute. O.o Not wise to fuck around with that. One-step FTW.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:13pm

    woooowwww she's a bitch

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:33am

    ...if she gets pregnant this is one daddy who won't be helping with child support!

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:55pm

    Its obviously a joke, she wouldnt have taken the first pill if she wanted a child, get a sense of humor fucktards.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:13pm

    I'm a guy and this is fuckin hilarious.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:11pm

    plan b is only one pill now, and doesnt make you feel as shitty after taking it :D

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:25pm

    Ha ha she's a bad ass lol that guy ain't got shit

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:12am

    Bitch 10:37 I am the reason they made the plan b pill so shut the fuck up!

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:51am

    Move to Canada and send her unmarked postage sayin "Good luck fucker!"

  • 53 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:10am

    10:08 hilarious haha!

  • 51 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:04am

    I would have said that cool and meke her pay for the abortion!

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:11am

    Yikes. Someone shouldn't be a mom.

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:33am

    Next time stick it in her ass and when she asked why you did it say, "it's anal or you take the plan n, your move"

  • 44 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:18pm

    BLACKMAIL IS HILARIOUS If you deny girls like this exist (in plentiful supply) then you obviously don't get out much. Girls are nuts. And clearly have terrible senses of humour because this isn't funny...even if it is joking, it's just not amusing.

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:54am

    She's hilarious and she'd scare me into using condoms in the future.

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:03pm

    Wait wait... i just took plan B this morning, I only had one pill...

  • 39 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:45pm

    This bitch is crazy!!!

  • 35 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:32am

    10:12 stfu and get raped

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:00am

    Girls like this deserve to be raped...