if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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None of your random, excessively violent threats are funny in the slightest. Grow up and get a sense of humor like the girl who sent the text!
Not coo'. I would punch her in the stomach if she told me that.
Boys, this is a girl who makes off-color jokes and doesn't risk unwanted pregnancies. She's a keeper. Stop making dumbass threats that just illustrate how little you get any.
Really?! I mean how low do your morals and ethics have to be to threaten this? I am a chick and think this is a psycho bitch move.
just reply "take the plan b or look like a whale for 9 months. your call"
but i agree. this girl has a great sense of humer. keeper
Move to Canada and send her unmarked postage sayin "Good luck fucker!"
I didnt know guys were so sensitive.
Where is your sense of humor, little boys?
Regardless of whether or not she's clingy, I can tell you right now she's fucking retarded for not taking them at the same time with food. It's more effective because if you do the 12-hours apart thing, you pretty much have to take them to the damn minute. O.o Not wise to fuck around with that. One-step FTW.
Push her down the stairs if she is prego, then when she is lying at the bottoms say, "your move"
12:30 gets all he needs from his hand and overactive imagination.
if you can't joke about unwanted pregnancies you shouldn't have sex with girls with a sense of humor
woooowwww she's a bitch
haha! Checkmate! She is awesome, and no more brutal than any male tactics ive seen used.
I thought this was pretty funny. I don't she'd actually go through with it.
This made me laugh for like 3 minutes straight....
Ha ha she's a bad ass lol that guy ain't got shit
He deserves it for being a slut and picking the wrong girls.
Oh my god, all these people saying she needs a raping? Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. To me this was CLEARLY a joking text. They're probably a couple who joke around about pregnancy and abortions and stuff like my bf and I do.
10:00 or not...
This will teach him to use a condom
Next time stick it in her ass and when she asked why you did it say, "it's anal or you take the plan n, your move"
10 am, i think being somebodys bitch in jail for a little while would help you to think before you speak
She's hilarious and she'd scare me into using condoms in the future.
I'm stating an emotional observation as fact! That makes me a genius because anything I make up cannot be disproved in my own mind! I'm so awesome and girls suck! - 12:23
You are all fucking retarded. Grow up, cleaaaaaaarly this girl is funny as shit and joking.
10:08 hilarious haha!
Wait wait... i just took plan B this morning, I only had one pill...
I'm a guy and this is fuckin hilarious.
She's not a clinger. It's funny. Take a fucking joke, you moron.
Bitch 10:37 I am the reason they made the plan b pill so shut the fuck up!
...if she gets pregnant this is one daddy who won't be helping with child support!
plan b is only one pill now, and doesnt make you feel as shitty after taking it :D
BLACKMAIL IS HILARIOUS
If you deny girls like this exist (in plentiful supply) then you obviously don't get out much. Girls are nuts.
And clearly have terrible senses of humour because this isn't funny...even if it is joking, it's just not amusing.
Its obviously a joke, she wouldnt have taken the first pill if she wanted a child,
get a sense of humor fucktards.
Yikes. Someone shouldn't be a mom.
i thought this was amazing.
I would have said that cool and meke her pay for the abortion!
10:12 stfu and get raped
This bitch is crazy!!!
Girls like this deserve to be raped...