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  • None of your random, excessively violent threats are funny in the slightest. Grow up and get a sense of humor like the girl who sent the text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:32am
  • Not coo'. I would punch her in the stomach if she told me that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Boys, this is a girl who makes off-color jokes and doesn't risk unwanted pregnancies. She's a keeper. Stop making dumbass threats that just illustrate how little you get any.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:37am
  • Really?! I mean how low do your morals and ethics have to be to threaten this? I am a chick and think this is a psycho bitch move.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:11pm
  • Move to Canada and send her unmarked postage sayin "Good luck fucker!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:51am
  • just reply "take the plan b or look like a whale for 9 months. your call" but i agree. this girl has a great sense of humer. keeper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:22pm
  • I didnt know guys were so sensitive. Where is your sense of humor, little boys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:15am
  • Push her down the stairs if she is prego, then when she is lying at the bottoms say, "your move"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:08am
  • 12:30 gets all he needs from his hand and overactive imagination.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:38pm
  • Regardless of whether or not she's clingy, I can tell you right now she's fucking retarded for not taking them at the same time with food. It's more effective because if you do the 12-hours apart thing, you pretty much have to take them to the damn minute. O.o Not wise to fuck around with that. One-step FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:01pm
  • if you can't joke about unwanted pregnancies you shouldn't have sex with girls with a sense of humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:43pm
  • haha! Checkmate! She is awesome, and no more brutal than any male tactics ive seen used.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:01pm
  • woooowwww she's a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:13pm
  • I thought this was pretty funny. I don't she'd actually go through with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:14am
  • This made me laugh for like 3 minutes straight....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:33pm
  • He deserves it for being a slut and picking the wrong girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:10am
  • Oh my god, all these people saying she needs a raping? Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. To me this was CLEARLY a joking text. They're probably a couple who joke around about pregnancy and abortions and stuff like my bf and I do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Ha ha she's a bad ass lol that guy ain't got shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Next time stick it in her ass and when she asked why you did it say, "it's anal or you take the plan n, your move"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:33am
  • 10:00 or not... This will teach him to use a condom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:04am
  • 10 am, i think being somebodys bitch in jail for a little while would help you to think before you speak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:12am
  • You are all fucking retarded. Grow up, cleaaaaaaarly this girl is funny as shit and joking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:18pm
  • I'm stating an emotional observation as fact! That makes me a genius because anything I make up cannot be disproved in my own mind! I'm so awesome and girls suck! - 12:23

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:41pm
  • She's hilarious and she'd scare me into using condoms in the future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:54am
  • 10:08 hilarious haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:10am
  • Bitch 10:37 I am the reason they made the plan b pill so shut the fuck up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:12am
  • She's not a clinger. It's funny. Take a fucking joke, you moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:18pm
  • I'm a guy and this is fuckin hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Wait wait... i just took plan B this morning, I only had one pill...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:03pm
  • ...if she gets pregnant this is one daddy who won't be helping with child support!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:33am
  • Its obviously a joke, she wouldnt have taken the first pill if she wanted a child, get a sense of humor fucktards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:55pm
  • BLACKMAIL IS HILARIOUS If you deny girls like this exist (in plentiful supply) then you obviously don't get out much. Girls are nuts. And clearly have terrible senses of humour because this isn't funny...even if it is joking, it's just not amusing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:18pm
  • i thought this was amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:31pm
  • Yikes. Someone shouldn't be a mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:11am
  • plan b is only one pill now, and doesnt make you feel as shitty after taking it :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:11pm
  • I would have said that cool and meke her pay for the abortion!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:04am
  • 10:12 stfu and get raped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:32am
  • This bitch is crazy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Girls like this deserve to be raped...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:00am