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  • 67 52
    Submitted by mjbaby on Aug 11, 10 at 1:30am

    I think it's completely ok for people to be in a relationship and fart in front of each other. My ex boyfriend use to roll over in bed or sit on my lap and just fart, because it was funny, and we were that comfortable with it. It's a natural thing, and funny as hell. You gotta get over yourself of you think girls don't do it, or think it's awkward. That just makes you weird.

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Mithoxamine on Aug 5, 10 at 4:19am

    4:19 your my hero!!! Hahaha

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:32pm

    just drop trou and squeeze out a cleaveland steamer on her chin

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:29pm

    farting during sex happens....whatever its cool. what pisses me off is when they TRY to do it. vomit.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:32am

    First of all, I would never let my boyfriend/significant other fart ON me. I think that's uncalled for. However, getting to the point in the relationship where farting near them is laughable is a good thing. It happens. This kinda makes me ashamed to have this area code.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:48pm

    thats what true love is!!!

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:50pm

    how about she farts on you then laughs? how would you feel? take that into consideration and consider yourself lucky you have a girlfriend in the first place.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:03pm

    dutch ovens are true love, hands down, if you can't laugh about bodily functions, you can't grow old together, what are you going to do if you get to bed pans and diapers?

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:03pm

    that happened to me once.. totally ruined the moment, and he says, "but i said excuse me beforehand"

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:45pm

    my ex always farts with wild abandon when we hang out, and I yell at him bc THAT SHIT IS RANK. it fills a room, and with a terrible stench. otherwise, normal bodily function.... SO not the girl who won't EVER fart in front of a guy, but it takes a certain level of familiarity before that will ever happen.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:32pm

    so on one end we have girls saying "omg eww teh gross i'd never let my man fart!" and the other end we have "im big bertha and i love when my man farts all over me." is there ever a girl who isn't in the extremes/

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:59pm

    GROSS! That is just awful...

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:42pm

    girls dont fart or shit..it just doesnt happen..dont ruin my virgin ears!

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 6:01am

    Dipshit, she's saying guys in her area code (and I'd bet everywhere) are nasty BECAUSE SHE'S A LESBIAN. Christ on a cracker, learn to read.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:35pm

    ummm eww all the way around

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:48pm

    I don't mind it when he farts. I DO mind it when he holds my head under the covers. Everyone farts. But not everyone behaves like an eight-year-old.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:08pm

    ewww thats disgustinggg. i don't think you'll ever get to that point...

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:19pm

    the sign of a good relationship is when either person can fart and both laugh about it

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:05am

    i'm like that with my boyfriend now : )

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:51pm

    My boyfriend and I have farting contests sometimes. It's good for bonding.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 7:50pm

    Ugh! Nastiness!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:51pm

    My boyfriend and I fart around each other all the time, it's just part of being and in love open with each other. We've both farted during sex before and just laughed it off. No big deal.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by tcufrog on Jun 8, 10 at 2:12am

    YEAH NAPERVILLE that's classy.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by mfln on Nov 1, 10 at 3:35pm

    hahah farts always make me laugh.. my boyfriend always farts in the middle of our arguments because he knows ill just start laughing and the fight is overrr..

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:42pm

    Funny thing is, I had a similar conversation with my girl this weekend... she said I must think she is a dude. To which I replied "You should like the same things I like!"

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:17pm

    wow, 11:31, you sound like you need a good dose of dick. chill out. have you ever had a boyfriend? as a woman, i can say that it's great (and only normal) to reach a point in your relationship where you can laugh about something that everyone does and not have a gigantic stick up your ass about it.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:30pm

    it's biological... kinda like the stains left on your sheets. get over it. guess it shows they were too into the act to hold it in

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:44pm

    i'm from dupage county (630) and not all of our guys are disgusting, i promise

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:06pm

    You're not farting on her face are you? If so, just kill yourself, there's a couple million other people out there just like you and that part of the population needs to decrease a little.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:19pm

    I'll shit on these walls ray

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 8:10am

    What does christ on a cracker taste like?

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:13am

    hahahah i just thought i'd put it out there. That I sent this in. and well, i'm a lesbian, so all the girls that think that guys in the 630 area code are nasty. i'd whole heartedly agree.

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:51pm

    I'm a girl.. and I think farts are hilarious.. so I wouldn't care

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:38pm

    Girls dont fart, nice try 4:36. I just sharted, oops.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:15pm

    i want to eat regis philbins poop

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:40pm

    My ex and I are still good friends and I've laughed at his farts. Though, I also grew up with four brothers so I think I was raised more like a boy anyway. I can't help it, farts make me laugh every time.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:00pm

    I don't think there is any point in a relationship where that is acceptable

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:35pm

    HAHAHAHA oh my god that was awesome 5:17

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:32am

    girls poop AND fart. All boys who think otherwise should grow a pair haha.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:45pm

    my boyfriend farts and i don't mind, but he hates it when i fart, but i think he just makes a big deal out of it, he doesn't really care. he says it's not cool cause he plays down there haha

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:00pm

    I'm never moving to Illinois! PIGS!

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:31am

    Fucking disgusting. Pigs like this should be left single, but girls are too shallow and needy to leave them.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:42pm

    7:40 again: I was also the one that encouraged him to fart. He never used to. Lame.

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:54pm

    you're pretty fucked up son

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 5:22am

    That doesn't make sense 2:13. If you sent this in and you're a lesbian then it says nothing of the guys in your area code. Just that you farted and you're girl didn't think it was funny. Unless you're one of those "fake" lesbians that still sleeps with guys...in that case you're not a lesbian so stop tryin to get attention that way you're bisexual own it live it love it. Oh and decide sooner or later so you can stop fuchin with so many people.

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:45pm

    My gf just sticks 2 fingers in my ass if I fart during sex.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:12am

    I hope me and my boyfriend get here soon. That's the best (:

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 8:51am

    Yesterday morning my gf cuddled up on me before I woke up. I allegedly blasted her with a big nasty one right in her stomach. She told me about it later and I apologised, but we both were laughing about it. I can't be blamed for what I do when I'm asleep.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:21pm

    omg i thought i was hilarious when my ex bf would fart during sex, btw giggles during sex FTW it makes nice tingly sensations is naughty places

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:27pm

    Me

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:42pm

    ugh. i hate all guys in the 630 area code. they're all disgusting. and this text just proves my point. fucking dupage county.

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:11pm

    hahah we just laughand keep going

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:00pm

    i guess that's better than sitting on her

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:47pm

    1:17 Maybe they don't fart because they have the gigantic sticks up their asses.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:47pm

    Why do guys all love to fart in front of people???? Especially girls....Just don't get it at all!!!

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:40pm

    aaa hahahahahaha i cant believe this shit.

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:55pm

    thats the greastest thing ive ever herd!

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:17pm

    my gf was sitting on my face and she sharted on me because i farted on her face in bed a lil bit ago she tried to fart so hard she shit on my forehead..love that bitch

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:27pm

    "i want to eat regis philbins poop" Awesome 4:15!!!

  • 51 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:58pm

    @6:47: because it's fucking hilarious. I'm a woman and I still think farts are funny. I can't STAND it when a dude farts and a girl goes "Ewwww, get out! That's disgusting, go do that somewhere else!" WTF? It's a lot more fun to rate farts on a scale of 1-10; style and volume earns points, sharts are immediate disqualification.

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:25pm

    4:23 probably likes dirty sanchez's too. if my bf farted on me, i'd punch him in the taint. farting by me is okay, but on me? no dice.

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:52pm

    4:19 lmfao, best part of scary movie 2

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:23pm

    i would laugh about if if my bf did that... not a big deal and it doesn't have to ruin the mood.

  • 24 41
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 1, 12 at 6:39am

    I've never farted in front of my boyfriend before, I think it keeps the relationship nice. He has only farted in front of me like twice , and they were both accidents.

  • 48 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:31pm

    im a girl and i fart rainbows

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:59pm

    wont lie... there's probably never going to be a time in your relationship when that is funny and you BOTH laugh

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:08pm

    I don't care if my boyfriend farts near/on me

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:03pm

    nothing says love like a dutch oven

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:36pm

    Meh it's just gas not like he's taking a shit on you. Deal with it, it happens. Ps. girls fart too. In case anyone wasn't sure.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:01pm

    My boyfriend is trying to get this point.. he's definitely never going to though.

  • 36 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:24pm

    Wow. people down there are ridiculous. Me