I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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I think it's completely ok for people to be in a relationship and fart in front of each other. My ex boyfriend use to roll over in bed or sit on my lap and just fart, because it was funny, and we were that comfortable with it. It's a natural thing, and funny as hell. You gotta get over yourself of you think girls don't do it, or think it's awkward. That just makes you weird.
thats what true love is!!!
4:19 your my hero!!! Hahaha
my ex always farts with wild abandon when we hang out, and I yell at him bc THAT SHIT IS RANK. it fills a room, and with a terrible stench. otherwise, normal bodily function.... SO not the girl who won't EVER fart in front of a guy, but it takes a certain level of familiarity before that will ever happen.
dutch ovens are true love, hands down, if you can't laugh about bodily functions, you can't grow old together, what are you going to do if you get to bed pans and diapers?
just drop trou and squeeze out a cleaveland steamer on her chin
farting during sex happens....whatever its cool. what pisses me off is when they TRY to do it. vomit.
ummm eww all the way around
YEAH NAPERVILLE that's classy.
My boyfriend and I have farting contests sometimes. It's good for bonding.
that happened to me once.. totally ruined the moment, and he says, "but i said excuse me beforehand"
hahah farts always make me laugh.. my boyfriend always farts in the middle of our arguments because he knows ill just start laughing and the fight is overrr..
how about she farts on you then laughs? how would you feel?
take that into consideration and consider yourself lucky you have a girlfriend in the first place.
I don't think there is any point in a relationship where that is acceptable
GROSS! That is just awful...
Dipshit, she's saying guys in her area code (and I'd bet everywhere) are nasty BECAUSE SHE'S A LESBIAN. Christ on a cracker, learn to read.
First of all, I would never let my boyfriend/significant other fart ON me. I think that's uncalled for. However, getting to the point in the relationship where farting near them is laughable is a good thing. It happens.
This kinda makes me ashamed to have this area code.
My boyfriend and I fart around each other all the time, it's just part of being and in love open with each other. We've both farted during sex before and just laughed it off. No big deal.
My ex and I are still good friends and I've laughed at his farts.
Though, I also grew up with four brothers so I think I was raised more like a boy anyway.
I can't help it, farts make me laugh every time.
so on one end we have girls saying "omg eww teh gross i'd never let my man fart!" and the other end we have "im big bertha and i love when my man farts all over me." is there ever a girl who isn't in the extremes/
girls dont fart or shit..it just doesnt happen..dont ruin my virgin ears!
HAHAHAHA oh my god that was awesome 5:17
girls poop AND fart. All boys who think otherwise should grow a pair haha.
the sign of a good relationship is when either person can fart and both laugh about it
ewww thats disgustinggg.
i don't think you'll ever get to that point...
i'm like that with my boyfriend now : )
I've never farted in front of my boyfriend before, I think it keeps the relationship nice. He has only farted in front of me like twice , and they were both accidents.
i want to eat regis philbins poop
it's biological... kinda like the stains left on your sheets. get over it. guess it shows they were too into the act to hold it in
my boyfriend farts and i don't mind, but he hates it when i fart, but i think he just makes a big deal out of it, he doesn't really care. he says it's not cool cause he plays down there haha
my gf was sitting on my face and she sharted on me because i farted on her face in bed a lil bit ago she tried to fart so hard she shit on my forehead..love that bitch
I'll shit on these walls ray
Fucking disgusting. Pigs like this should be left single, but girls are too shallow and needy to leave them.
I don't mind it when he farts. I DO mind it when he holds my head under the covers. Everyone farts. But not everyone behaves like an eight-year-old.
Funny thing is, I had a similar conversation with my girl this weekend... she said I must think she is a dude. To which I replied "You should like the same things I like!"
i'm from dupage county (630) and not all of our guys are disgusting, i promise
aaa hahahahahaha i cant believe this shit.
What does christ on a cracker taste like?
ugh. i hate all guys in the 630 area code. they're all disgusting. and this text just proves my point. fucking dupage county.
hahahah i just thought i'd put it out there. That I sent this in. and well, i'm a lesbian, so all the girls that think that guys in the 630 area code are nasty. i'd whole heartedly agree.
I'm a girl.. and I think farts are hilarious.. so I wouldn't care
I hope me and my boyfriend get here soon. That's the best (:
You're not farting on her face are you? If so, just kill yourself, there's a couple million other people out there just like you and that part of the population needs to decrease a little.
Meh it's just gas not like he's taking a shit on you. Deal with it, it happens. Ps. girls fart too. In case anyone wasn't sure.
i guess that's better than sitting on her
wow, 11:31, you sound like you need a good dose of dick. chill out. have you ever had a boyfriend? as a woman, i can say that it's great (and only normal) to reach a point in your relationship where you can laugh about something that everyone does and not have a gigantic stick up your ass about it.
hahah we just laughand keep going
7:40 again: I was also the one that encouraged him to fart. He never used to. Lame.
Why do guys all love to fart in front of people???? Especially girls....Just don't get it at all!!!
Girls dont fart, nice try 4:36. I just sharted, oops.
That doesn't make sense 2:13. If you sent this in and you're a lesbian then it says nothing of the guys in your area code. Just that you farted and you're girl didn't think it was funny. Unless you're one of those "fake" lesbians that still sleeps with guys...in that case you're not a lesbian so stop tryin to get attention that way you're bisexual own it live it love it. Oh and decide sooner or later so you can stop fuchin with so many people.
wont lie... there's probably never going to be a time in your relationship when that is funny and you BOTH laugh
Maybe they don't fart because they have the gigantic sticks up their asses.
4:23 probably likes dirty sanchez's too.
if my bf farted on me, i'd punch him in the taint. farting by me is okay, but on me? no dice.
My gf just sticks 2 fingers in my ass if I fart during sex.
I'm never moving to Illinois!
nothing says love like a dutch oven
@6:47: because it's fucking hilarious. I'm a woman and I still think farts are funny. I can't STAND it when a dude farts and a girl goes "Ewwww, get out! That's disgusting, go do that somewhere else!" WTF? It's a lot more fun to rate farts on a scale of 1-10; style and volume earns points, sharts are immediate disqualification.
you're pretty fucked up son
im a girl and i fart rainbows
lmfao, best part of scary movie 2
"i want to eat regis philbins poop" Awesome 4:15!!!
Yesterday morning my gf cuddled up on me before I woke up. I allegedly blasted her with a big nasty one right in her stomach. She told me about it later and I apologised, but we both were laughing about it. I can't be blamed for what I do when I'm asleep.
My boyfriend is trying to get this point.. he's definitely never going to though.
Wow. people down there are ridiculous. Me
omg i thought i was hilarious when my ex bf would fart during sex, btw giggles during sex FTW it makes nice tingly sensations is naughty places
i would laugh about if if my bf did that... not a big deal and it doesn't have to ruin the mood.
thats the greastest thing ive ever herd!
I don't care if my boyfriend farts near/on me