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  • I think it's completely ok for people to be in a relationship and fart in front of each other. My ex boyfriend use to roll over in bed or sit on my lap and just fart, because it was funny, and we were that comfortable with it. It's a natural thing, and funny as hell. You gotta get over yourself of you think girls don't do it, or think it's awkward. That just makes you weird.

    Submitted by mjbaby on Aug 11, 10 at 1:30am
  • thats what true love is!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:48pm
  • my ex always farts with wild abandon when we hang out, and I yell at him bc THAT SHIT IS RANK. it fills a room, and with a terrible stench. otherwise, normal bodily function.... SO not the girl who won't EVER fart in front of a guy, but it takes a certain level of familiarity before that will ever happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:27pm
  • 4:19 your my hero!!! Hahaha

    Submitted by Mithoxamine on Aug 5, 10 at 4:19am
  • dutch ovens are true love, hands down, if you can't laugh about bodily functions, you can't grow old together, what are you going to do if you get to bed pans and diapers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:03pm
  • farting during sex happens....whatever its cool. what pisses me off is when they TRY to do it. vomit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:29pm
  • just drop trou and squeeze out a cleaveland steamer on her chin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:32pm
  • ummm eww all the way around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:35pm
  • hahah farts always make me laugh.. my boyfriend always farts in the middle of our arguments because he knows ill just start laughing and the fight is overrr..

    Submitted by mfln on Nov 1, 10 at 3:35pm
  • YEAH NAPERVILLE that's classy.

    Submitted by tcufrog on Jun 8, 10 at 2:12am
  • that happened to me once.. totally ruined the moment, and he says, "but i said excuse me beforehand"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Ugh! Nastiness!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 7:50pm
  • My boyfriend and I have farting contests sometimes. It's good for bonding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:51pm
  • HAHAHAHA oh my god that was awesome 5:17

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:35pm
  • GROSS! That is just awful...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:59pm
  • My boyfriend and I fart around each other all the time, it's just part of being and in love open with each other. We've both farted during sex before and just laughed it off. No big deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:51pm
  • My ex and I are still good friends and I've laughed at his farts. Though, I also grew up with four brothers so I think I was raised more like a boy anyway. I can't help it, farts make me laugh every time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:40pm
  • I don't think there is any point in a relationship where that is acceptable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:00pm
  • I've never farted in front of my boyfriend before, I think it keeps the relationship nice. He has only farted in front of me like twice , and they were both accidents.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 1, 12 at 6:39am
  • how about she farts on you then laughs? how would you feel? take that into consideration and consider yourself lucky you have a girlfriend in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Dipshit, she's saying guys in her area code (and I'd bet everywhere) are nasty BECAUSE SHE'S A LESBIAN. Christ on a cracker, learn to read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 6:01am
  • First of all, I would never let my boyfriend/significant other fart ON me. I think that's uncalled for. However, getting to the point in the relationship where farting near them is laughable is a good thing. It happens. This kinda makes me ashamed to have this area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:32am
  • so on one end we have girls saying "omg eww teh gross i'd never let my man fart!" and the other end we have "im big bertha and i love when my man farts all over me." is there ever a girl who isn't in the extremes/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:32pm
  • girls dont fart or shit..it just doesnt happen..dont ruin my virgin ears!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:42pm
  • ewww thats disgustinggg. i don't think you'll ever get to that point...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:08pm
  • i'm like that with my boyfriend now : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:05am
  • the sign of a good relationship is when either person can fart and both laugh about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:19pm
  • it's biological... kinda like the stains left on your sheets. get over it. guess it shows they were too into the act to hold it in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:30pm
  • my gf was sitting on my face and she sharted on me because i farted on her face in bed a lil bit ago she tried to fart so hard she shit on my forehead..love that bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:17pm
  • i want to eat regis philbins poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:15pm
  • girls poop AND fart. All boys who think otherwise should grow a pair haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:32am
  • I'll shit on these walls ray

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Fucking disgusting. Pigs like this should be left single, but girls are too shallow and needy to leave them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:31am
  • my boyfriend farts and i don't mind, but he hates it when i fart, but i think he just makes a big deal out of it, he doesn't really care. he says it's not cool cause he plays down there haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:45pm
  • hahahah i just thought i'd put it out there. That I sent this in. and well, i'm a lesbian, so all the girls that think that guys in the 630 area code are nasty. i'd whole heartedly agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:13am
  • aaa hahahahahaha i cant believe this shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:40pm
  • I don't mind it when he farts. I DO mind it when he holds my head under the covers. Everyone farts. But not everyone behaves like an eight-year-old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Funny thing is, I had a similar conversation with my girl this weekend... she said I must think she is a dude. To which I replied "You should like the same things I like!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:42pm
  • hahah we just laughand keep going

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:11pm
  • wow, 11:31, you sound like you need a good dose of dick. chill out. have you ever had a boyfriend? as a woman, i can say that it's great (and only normal) to reach a point in your relationship where you can laugh about something that everyone does and not have a gigantic stick up your ass about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:17pm
  • I hope me and my boyfriend get here soon. That's the best (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:12am
  • I'm a girl.. and I think farts are hilarious.. so I wouldn't care

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:51pm
  • What does christ on a cracker taste like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 8:10am
  • i guess that's better than sitting on her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:00pm
  • i'm from dupage county (630) and not all of our guys are disgusting, i promise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:44pm
  • ugh. i hate all guys in the 630 area code. they're all disgusting. and this text just proves my point. fucking dupage county.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:42pm
  • Girls dont fart, nice try 4:36. I just sharted, oops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Meh it's just gas not like he's taking a shit on you. Deal with it, it happens. Ps. girls fart too. In case anyone wasn't sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:36pm
  • That doesn't make sense 2:13. If you sent this in and you're a lesbian then it says nothing of the guys in your area code. Just that you farted and you're girl didn't think it was funny. Unless you're one of those "fake" lesbians that still sleeps with guys...in that case you're not a lesbian so stop tryin to get attention that way you're bisexual own it live it love it. Oh and decide sooner or later so you can stop fuchin with so many people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 5:22am
  • nothing says love like a dutch oven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:03pm
  • My boyfriend is trying to get this point.. he's definitely never going to though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Why do guys all love to fart in front of people???? Especially girls....Just don't get it at all!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:47pm
  • 4:19 lmfao, best part of scary movie 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:52pm
  • You're not farting on her face are you? If so, just kill yourself, there's a couple million other people out there just like you and that part of the population needs to decrease a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:06pm
  • "i want to eat regis philbins poop" Awesome 4:15!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:27pm
  • I'm never moving to Illinois! PIGS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:00pm
  • you're pretty fucked up son

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:54pm
  • 1:17 Maybe they don't fart because they have the gigantic sticks up their asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:47pm
  • 7:40 again: I was also the one that encouraged him to fart. He never used to. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:42pm
  • wont lie... there's probably never going to be a time in your relationship when that is funny and you BOTH laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:59pm
  • My gf just sticks 2 fingers in my ass if I fart during sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:45pm
  • im a girl and i fart rainbows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:31pm
  • 4:23 probably likes dirty sanchez's too. if my bf farted on me, i'd punch him in the taint. farting by me is okay, but on me? no dice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:25pm
  • i would laugh about if if my bf did that... not a big deal and it doesn't have to ruin the mood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:23pm
  • @6:47: because it's fucking hilarious. I'm a woman and I still think farts are funny. I can't STAND it when a dude farts and a girl goes "Ewwww, get out! That's disgusting, go do that somewhere else!" WTF? It's a lot more fun to rate farts on a scale of 1-10; style and volume earns points, sharts are immediate disqualification.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:58pm
  • omg i thought i was hilarious when my ex bf would fart during sex, btw giggles during sex FTW it makes nice tingly sensations is naughty places

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Yesterday morning my gf cuddled up on me before I woke up. I allegedly blasted her with a big nasty one right in her stomach. She told me about it later and I apologised, but we both were laughing about it. I can't be blamed for what I do when I'm asleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 8:51am
  • Wow. people down there are ridiculous. Me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:24pm
  • thats the greastest thing ive ever herd!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:55pm
  • I don't care if my boyfriend farts near/on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:08pm