Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
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"No no, fml was ruined because of idiots who just wrote fake shit up so we def need to make sure it doesnt happen here."
OH WELL THANK GOD, I'M SURE YOUR COMMENT CRUSADE WILL DO THE TRICK
one phone call, lol
i was texting my gf while being booked for DUI. you get officers of all walks, some are cool and some are dicks. i happened to get some rookies that night.
I was arrested just a couple months ago, and sent and received numerous texts... The cops response to the other officer there as to why he was letting me text is "he has been very cooperative" so... If your not a dick to the cop, the cops won't be dicks to you... Usually.
RENO REPRESENTIN!!! whoot whoot!
Relax people its funny who gives a fuck?!?!
This just goes to show that people are so caught up in their own lives and only what goes on in their little worlds. Laws and practices are different everywhere. Agreed, stop trying to be know it alls.
"Pretty sure a law enforcement officer wouldn't do this for someone he just arrested. And if he/she had, an officer would probably know how to spell "Parr." Good try."
Seriously? Where I live there IS a PAR Street.. moron.
HAHA That is amazing!
I actually know that officer..... Your dating that guy? Sorry....
Americans don't know how to have fun anymore.
"Relax people its funny who gives a fuck?!?!"
Pretty sure a law enforcement officer wouldn't do this for someone he just arrested. And if he/she had, an officer would probably know how to spell "Parr." Good try.
Who cares if it's fake? Just pretend it's real and the it's funny
That officer seems pretty cool, actually. Wish the cops I've had to deal with were of some help.
Of course this would happen in Reno.
happened to me too. shit sucks... especially when they answer the call from the girl you're hooking up with and tell her that you and some "under 21 young thing" have just been booked together.
Word...that shizz is hilarious, even if it is fake.
No no, fml was ruined because of idiots who just wrote fake shit up so we def need to make sure it doesnt happen here. As far as this one, totally believable. Yes there are laws and regulations, but cops also have major discretion wtihin them.
Oh and to the kid who said something about defamation...either your an idiot and shouldn't talk about law before you go to law school, or you are in law school and failed miserably.
fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!\n\nfucking pigs
I love how once someone gets arrested, they become a legal expert
So fake, DUI bail is higher and an exact amount.
oh man....check it out...http://seriouslybysarah.blogspot.com/2009/04/day-1to-text-or-not-to-textseriously.html
To Anonymous @ April 30, 2009 8:28 AM:
Parr is the jail inside the city limits of Reno, Nevada. Please don't act like you know everything when you obviously don't. Idiot. Please drink a bullet as soon as possible.
God Damn everyone. It's a fucking joke. sheesh.
i didn't have to post any bail for my dui...
Actually, this is authentic. Steph sent that to me on Facebook earlier today. It's not a joke. Stephanie? Amber? Care to chime in?
This happened to me. Responded to every text while I was being booked. Sucked.
recycled post. this is from like two years ago
Shut the fuck up mooch, you're an idiot
RENO REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEPIN IT REAL ONE DUI AT A TIME!
Nice...and I could see it happening. Cops are people, too, with very twisted senses of humor. And the guy must have asked him to, else he wouldn't have known which chick's name to text.
Anyways, they say you should have an ICE (In Case of Emergency) number in your phone for the paramedics, cops, or hospital to call if you're passed out or something so that they can notify your next of kin.
some of u obviously have no idea what your talking about.. when i got my second dui the cops had a great time texting my girlfriend all kinds of shit from my phone. and bail could be anything. in maryland your released on your own recognizance after a dui with no bail so whoever is trying to speculate on how much bail really is is talking directly out of their ass
OH MY GOD WHO CARES the details if a cop would do it, stop being so serious on a JOKE website. this is funny. stop coming here, cause you're ruining it.
I'm just saying my father is police officer and no matter if they had permission or not .... this would never happen. Thats why you get 1 phone call.
No really they misspelled Parr Blvd. My brother's sitting in that jail right now.
One phone call? Apparently you've never been arrested. At least not in St. Louis county. They have free phones in the holding area that you can use as often as you like if there is nobody waiting to use it
this is funny as hell i actually know an Officer Reynolds in the area. reguardless if people beleive this or not i wouldnt put it past him.
Contrary to popular belief, Johnny Law in Reno; actually really cool. I once went to my arresting officers 'hooray its the weekend' party the day I got out.
Whoever said this i fake because DUI bail is higher is wrong...it's on a scale and costs more or a lot less in a different places
WOW...people need to stop over analyzing jokes. It's a joke not tryint to be serious. Laugh a little.
I agree on the fake as well. All your personal items are in a bag and he doesn't have a DUI. He ALLEGEDLY has a DUI. BIG difference. I should know, I just got popped a few months ago. Also, the cop couldn't care less if you were bailed out of jail or not. Here, they actual take you to detox until you blow less than a .04% BAC.
Lol first text I've seen from Reno!! Sweet deal! Gotta love it
my brother is a cop and he's done it - it was probably a younger cop. they can be funny
Calm down people....it's funny....LAUGH or go away
I don't see why everyone is bitching about saying it's "fake." Cops need to get a hold of someone to bail them out, a lot of people respond to text messages, I can see cops doing this, especially younger ones.
This is technically in violation of your rights, if this ever occurs demand to speak to a commanding officer and a lawyer. This is harassment and defaming if it occurs on a scale such as this or any worse.
Not only SHOULD cops do this to help people, they SHOULD keep a sense of humor. That's the problem with law enforcement, too many dudes have lost touch with being a community officer first, and a criminal officer second.
An officer texted my parents about bail when I got arrested. I was way to drunk to spell and the officer was cool about it.
Cops can do whatever they want in Reno
When I got my DUI the cops called my brother on my phone cuz they "didn't want to charge the taxpayers"
I got arrested by an Officer Reynolds.. But in PHX
This is awesome!! LOL
Wait meybe the cop did spell it parr but the person who typed it in made the mistake? Get off of this guy's case.