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  • 95 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:35pm

    Relax people its funny who gives a fuck?!?!

  • 98 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:27am

    "No no, fml was ruined because of idiots who just wrote fake shit up so we def need to make sure it doesnt happen here." OH WELL THANK GOD, I'M SURE YOUR COMMENT CRUSADE WILL DO THE TRICK

  • 76 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:41am

    one phone call, lol i was texting my gf while being booked for DUI. you get officers of all walks, some are cool and some are dicks. i happened to get some rookies that night.

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:38am

    HAHA That is amazing!

  • 69 58
    Submitted by FetusPuncher on Dec 31, 10 at 6:52am

    Shut the fuck up mooch, you're an idiot

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 1:48pm

    I was arrested just a couple months ago, and sent and received numerous texts... The cops response to the other officer there as to why he was letting me text is "he has been very cooperative" so... If your not a dick to the cop, the cops won't be dicks to you... Usually.

  • 71 66
    Submitted by mooch on Oct 16, 10 at 1:36am

    fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!fuck the police!!!\n\nfucking pigs

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Jaco823 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:54am

    I love how once someone gets arrested, they become a legal expert

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:02pm

    No no, fml was ruined because of idiots who just wrote fake shit up so we def need to make sure it doesnt happen here. As far as this one, totally believable. Yes there are laws and regulations, but cops also have major discretion wtihin them. Oh and to the kid who said something about defamation...either your an idiot and shouldn't talk about law before you go to law school, or you are in law school and failed miserably.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by purplenugs on Mar 31, 11 at 1:06pm

    recycled post. this is from like two years ago

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:05pm

    I actually know that officer..... Your dating that guy? Sorry....

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:10pm

    Americans don't know how to have fun anymore.

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:28pm

    oh man....check it out...http://seriouslybysarah.blogspot.com/2009/04/day-1to-text-or-not-to-textseriously.html

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:14pm

    "Relax people its funny who gives a fuck?!?!" +1

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:26pm

    This just goes to show that people are so caught up in their own lives and only what goes on in their little worlds. Laws and practices are different everywhere. Agreed, stop trying to be know it alls.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:15am

    That officer seems pretty cool, actually. Wish the cops I've had to deal with were of some help.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:46pm

    this is funny as hell i actually know an Officer Reynolds in the area. reguardless if people beleive this or not i wouldnt put it past him.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:12pm

    So fake, DUI bail is higher and an exact amount.

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:45pm

    Who cares if it's fake? Just pretend it's real and the it's funny

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:08pm

    "Pretty sure a law enforcement officer wouldn't do this for someone he just arrested. And if he/she had, an officer would probably know how to spell "Parr." Good try." Seriously? Where I live there IS a PAR Street.. moron.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:36pm

    God Damn everyone. It's a fucking joke. sheesh.

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:28am

    Pretty sure a law enforcement officer wouldn't do this for someone he just arrested. And if he/she had, an officer would probably know how to spell "Parr." Good try.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:49pm

    OH MY GOD WHO CARES the details if a cop would do it, stop being so serious on a JOKE website. this is funny. stop coming here, cause you're ruining it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 5:39pm

    Of course this would happen in Reno.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:54pm

    happened to me too. shit sucks... especially when they answer the call from the girl you're hooking up with and tell her that you and some "under 21 young thing" have just been booked together.

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:32pm

    RENO REPRESENTIN!!! whoot whoot!

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:02pm

    Nice...and I could see it happening. Cops are people, too, with very twisted senses of humor. And the guy must have asked him to, else he wouldn't have known which chick's name to text. Anyways, they say you should have an ICE (In Case of Emergency) number in your phone for the paramedics, cops, or hospital to call if you're passed out or something so that they can notify your next of kin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:37am

    i didn't have to post any bail for my dui...

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:34pm

    Word...that shizz is hilarious, even if it is fake.

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:10am

    I don't see why everyone is bitching about saying it's "fake." Cops need to get a hold of someone to bail them out, a lot of people respond to text messages, I can see cops doing this, especially younger ones.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:27pm

    my brother is a cop and he's done it - it was probably a younger cop. they can be funny

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:51pm

    Actually, this is authentic. Steph sent that to me on Facebook earlier today. It's not a joke. Stephanie? Amber? Care to chime in?

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:59pm

    An officer texted my parents about bail when I got arrested. I was way to drunk to spell and the officer was cool about it.

  • 70 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:38pm

    WOW...people need to stop over analyzing jokes. It's a joke not tryint to be serious. Laugh a little.

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:59pm

    One phone call? Apparently you've never been arrested. At least not in St. Louis county. They have free phones in the holding area that you can use as often as you like if there is nobody waiting to use it

  • 54 67
    Submitted by ncpav on Jul 10, 10 at 3:58pm

    Cops can do whatever they want in Reno

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:52am

    This happened to me. Responded to every text while I was being booked. Sucked.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:20am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH sooo jokes

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:11am

    Lol first text I've seen from Reno!! Sweet deal! Gotta love it

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:50pm

    No really they misspelled Parr Blvd. My brother's sitting in that jail right now.

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:59am

    This is technically in violation of your rights, if this ever occurs demand to speak to a commanding officer and a lawyer. This is harassment and defaming if it occurs on a scale such as this or any worse.

  • 59 80
    Submitted by SamGripp on Jun 3, 10 at 5:20am

    Contrary to popular belief, Johnny Law in Reno; actually really cool. I once went to my arresting officers 'hooray its the weekend' party the day I got out.

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:13pm

    To Anonymous @ April 30, 2009 8:28 AM: Parr is the jail inside the city limits of Reno, Nevada. Please don't act like you know everything when you obviously don't. Idiot. Please drink a bullet as soon as possible.

  • 67 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:38pm

    Whoever said this i fake because DUI bail is higher is wrong...it's on a scale and costs more or a lot less in a different places

  • 66 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:42pm

    When I got my DUI the cops called my brother on my phone cuz they "didn't want to charge the taxpayers"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:03pm

    some of u obviously have no idea what your talking about.. when i got my second dui the cops had a great time texting my girlfriend all kinds of shit from my phone. and bail could be anything. in maryland your released on your own recognizance after a dui with no bail so whoever is trying to speculate on how much bail really is is talking directly out of their ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:36pm

    I'm just saying my father is police officer and no matter if they had permission or not .... this would never happen. Thats why you get 1 phone call.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Apr 7, 12 at 3:21pm

    Sadface.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by impooping on Apr 1, 10 at 5:19pm

    I got arrested by an Officer Reynolds.. But in PHX

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:45pm

    I agree on the fake as well. All your personal items are in a bag and he doesn't have a DUI. He ALLEGEDLY has a DUI. BIG difference. I should know, I just got popped a few months ago. Also, the cop couldn't care less if you were bailed out of jail or not. Here, they actual take you to detox until you blow less than a .04% BAC.

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:02pm

    Wait meybe the cop did spell it parr but the person who typed it in made the mistake? Get off of this guy's case.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:25pm

    Not only SHOULD cops do this to help people, they SHOULD keep a sense of humor. That's the problem with law enforcement, too many dudes have lost touch with being a community officer first, and a criminal officer second.

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:21pm

    This is awesome!! LOL

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:58pm

    Calm down people....it's funny....LAUGH or go away

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:24am

    RENO REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEPIN IT REAL ONE DUI AT A TIME!