we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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It's funny because supposedly he/she was too messed up to remember what he/she did so his/her friend told him/her because he/she was too messed up to remember! remember?
Oh, I get it. Jeff's a douche and not funny.
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
Who starts texts with "we were..."? Nobody. That's who. That's how I can tell the fake ones.
If I had a Nickel..
I think that you idiots need to grow up and accept the fact that regardless of it being real or not it made someone laugh.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!!!!
Well I found it funny. Ha.
Oh I get it......no I don't.
um, yeah. not funny.
Haha! Lol, that's funny :)
I'm jacking off to this post
Just wondering if the guy's mom is taking her meds....who sings Twinkle Twinkle after their kids are over 5?
6:08- point is not every text that set up as a black out refresher was actually a blackout experience. it gets old reading them that way.
9.53 I text people saying 'we we're' it doesn't make it fake.. Maybe you thought that because uve never said 'we' in your life because of your lack of friends... Shame