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  • 75 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:51am

    7:07, children still say that?

  • 73 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:52pm

    well played 1-508...... well played

  • 70 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:08am

    the OP is some chick that led the guy along, when he was hoping for some pussy. All she wanted was a cock blocker until she saw the right cock. Now she's got the cock and she wants the old guy to still be around to watch the show. Dump that bitch

  • 68 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:59am

    Sometimes the person who says, Lets just be friends, really honestly wants to be friends. Not for the ego boost or friends with benefits, or just playing nice. I lost a good male friend when he couldn't control his jealousy. And I didn't string him along either, he knew I was a lesbian but couldn't accept it. One too many creepy jokes and badmouthing my girlfriend and it just wasn't possible to keep him around for the good parts.

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:42am

    Guys who accept this proposal always keep hoping you'll change your mind. Life Lesson: if it's ever explicitly stated, "Let's just be friends," you'll either just be friends or not talk to each other anymore.

  • 85 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:05pm

    ahahaa best reply ever

  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:40pm

    God, I love being a masshole.

  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:42am

    12:03 this is America, speak english

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:25pm

    Hahahahahhahahahaha.

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:29pm

    Fuck the friendzone. I stop talking to them once it happens.

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:55pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHA gotta love the brutal honesty in the 508....its my fav, i love going home and hearing about shit like this

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:37pm

    FWB always ends bad, it is fun while it lasted tho

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:48am

    I like how all of y'all assume that it was the guy who said pass haha

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:42am

    I love watching these scenarios. Either way, go them. I've watch some pathetic girls hang around hoping that one day the guy they want will change their mind and want something more than friendship with them, meanwhile they get strung along and hurt while the guy dates other girls. Funny shit. Kudos to the pass. Def said that before myself. Way to go Mass! lol.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:31am

    wow tyler go fuck yourself...

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:29pm

    Bah.. you're a bitch is you just want to use him as some emotional tampon 4-5 days a month when you need support.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:07pm

    Pass is a great answer

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:23pm

    You can still work a hand job out of this situation. -crispy

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:24pm

    I'll raise you; I can get a handjob and twat-rub out of this situation

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:36pm

    FWBs (friends with benefits) are amazing though. :) I've got one.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by fo_sho on May 12, 10 at 11:22am

    This is full of win. I can't understand why it got so many thumbs down.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:40am

    no he deserves that, trust me

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:22pm

    At least you're both honest.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:03am

    Might be missing out on a good friend because you only care about what you want out of the association and are too immature to handle disappointment.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:46pm

    Good call "just friends" is a lame

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:05pm

    He's a douchebag if all he wants from you is sex. You don't need friends like that.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:26am

    Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. All I wanted was some emotionless sex is that too hard to ask? Funnily enough it kept going for a while after she said "Friends don't do this let's just be friends". FFS

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:26pm

    11:36 me too its fuckin amazing :)

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:59am

    Shut down in my home town, hahaha.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:10am

    I've totally said that to a girl before

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:05pm

    Yup I can relate...

  • 43 56
    Submitted by laidiesman on Jun 23, 10 at 12:06am

    I've been there... the friend thing ain't worth it, too akward, find an easier level in the great big video game called Sex...

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:38pm

    I'm all about the fwb. Though, once they want more they are cut off. Find more guys that are so freaking girly and can't handle emotionless sex.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:03pm

    haha benn in that convo before

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:01am

    OP, don't sweat it, you know we got plenty of hoes out here, just keep your head up, dick wrapped, and watch out for the ones who don't tell you they got boyfriends.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:44am

    1:49 fuck off lesbian, you talk too much

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:43am

    Haha guys suck but typical... Yeeah I have a fwb and it's nice becuz there is no attachement other. Than when he's mouth is attached to my tits lol

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:36am

    Maybe he's had too many women say that too him and doesn't want to deal with it again?

  • 29 45
    Submitted by booyouwhore13 on May 27, 11 at 1:39pm

    Ever think this was a girl? I would totally say that to a creeper or someone who just annoyed the shit outta me. As a matter if fact I've probably said something like "nah I'm good". \n\nImma girl.