You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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Do women know about shrinkage?\nWhat, like laundry?\n.... like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...\nIt shrinks?!\nLike a frightened turtle!
For real that shit be shrinkin
in a hot tub it all becomes jiggly and floppy.
Tell us more Mr. Science!
Coming out of the pool is the worst...
In soviet Russia 8 year old boys have cold penises
Mine doesn't really shrink in the cold, but my balls do. They go from saggy prunes to little firm grapes.
soooo fucking true. Thats why i always get myself hard before taking it out because I don't want them to get the wrong first impression.
You must be tiny
haha I know about it, but I'm almost the only girl I know who does. only long relationships teach you that
Marry me 3:58
10:45 - YES
Haha 3:58 "I was in the pool, I was in the pool!"
Just picture a hot white girl's soft, smooth sexy feet and your dick will get hard as a rock.
It's okay 2.14 we blame your parents for your short commings in the intelligence area!
Sure....that's what you all say.
2:14, shut up
Go study your dickiography, or whatever, go suck more dick in pools and take noted
2:14 fuck you, it happens in cold, ever\nCheck a guu before and after they swim?
Haha 4:59 thats what I do too hahaha
Let's at least be understanable,3:58