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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:51pm

    I just sent: "my parents are gone, come over, I have condoms" to my mom, because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out

  • 79 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 5:47pm

    Lfmao!!!

  • 78 55
    Submitted by nowayout on Jan 16, 10 at 6:47pm

    English, motherfucker! Do you speak it!?

  • 81 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:31pm

    Dude the reason u can't understand it isn't cuz of the "punctuation" (what mother fucker uses punctuation online anyways??) because I'm 12 and I got it the first time I read it. U just must be one stupid person.

  • 75 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:07pm

    I had to read this 3 times before I figured out what it was saying. Punctuation, please.. -.-

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:17pm

    I hope your mom has a good sence of humor lol

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:08pm

    Oh wow. You have condoms. You must be a real keeper if you can afford those.

  • 60 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:31am

    Got to love Oklahoma!

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:01am

    They need to have a separate tfln for teens and college. For real

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:17pm

    Fake

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:31pm

    Dude the reason u can't understand it isn't cuz of the "punctuation" (what mf uses punctuation online anyways??) because I'm 12 and I got it the first time I read it. U just must be one stupid person.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:54pm

    Test

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:33pm

    (I accidentally submitted that comment 3 times)

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:25am

    Derek? Never hang out with someone named Derek.

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:37pm

    fail

  • 62 68
    Submitted by megHan on Jan 16, 10 at 1:17pm

    seconddd

  • 54 55
    Submitted by justali123 on Jan 22, 10 at 5:38pm

    oof!

  • 56 61
    Submitted by snickl3friitz on May 11, 10 at 7:01pm

    What the fuck did you just say?

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:33pm

    10:25. Sooo fucking true, dereks are all asshole pranksters

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:24pm

    I would be pissed

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:58am

    Ahahahaaaaa!!! I get it you live with your parents and you have a girl friend with a low self esteem and no standards. She must think your run on sentences are soooooo cute.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:45pm

    Wow... Fail, why can't we have replies?

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 8:30am

    Blah blah blah quotes wouldve been nice and taken .25 secs more time. Grammar and being clear are totally different

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:21pm

    WTF?

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:21pm

    I hope the OP is a guy and ge sent the text to another guy.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:01am

    I agree with Samuel L. Jackson on this one

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:17pm

    What the fuck? Does this make sense?

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:10am

    This is what tfln should be .., gramattically incorext , speillinf problems and just plain obvious drunken dibauchery... This is epic... Thank you mods

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:23pm

    Bahahaha!!!

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:43pm

    hell yeah, oklahoma!

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:28am

    I don't understand this at all???

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:52am

    Sentence fragment.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Coco_Chanel on Jan 16, 10 at 1:25pm

    Yeah it makes sense. Lots not be stupid okay! her bf changed the numbers in her phone on purpose so when she thought she texted him she texted her mom. geez. illiterate?

    • 47 63
      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Jan 17, 10 at 7:53pm

      It must make sense to you, because you're just as bad with grammar as the OP is.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:07am

    Fuck you grammar NAZI's this is texts from last night not some scholar learning shit. Geez. Correct my grammar now why don't ya.

    • 48 55
      Submitted by so_not_true on Jan 23, 10 at 6:58pm

      I believe you mean "Nazis" in the plural form, not Nazi's, which is singular possessive.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:08pm

    Oh wow. You have condoms. You must be a real keeper if you can afford those.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:18am

    This is TFLN not grammer school. But yes dude should fix up these sentences

    • 59 71
      Submitted by ... on Jan 17, 10 at 2:43pm

      You mean grammar right?

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:20am

    I had to read this too many times for it to make sense. And by two many I mean twice.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:48am

    Girl fail. Guy win. Mom spazzattack.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:00pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 7:46am

    @4:26 I don't get how you don't get this.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by icyblu on Jan 16, 10 at 1:35pm

    Haha, this is brilliant.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:54pm

    I just sent (texted) "come over , I have condoms!" to my mom, because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:18pm

    I guess nobody uses punction in texts anymore.

    • 57 49
      Submitted by ... on Jan 16, 10 at 1:29pm

      You mean punctuation right?

      • 49 58
        Submitted by selma2202 on Jan 16, 10 at 1:56pm

        why isn't there a like to someone's reply!

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:18pm

    Hilarrrrious

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 2:39pm

    Rawr

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:30pm

    Dude the reason u can't understand it isn't cuz of the "punctuation" (what mf uses punctuation online anyways??) because I'm 12 and I got it the first time I read it. U just must be one stupid person.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:17pm

    Secondd(:

  • 40 63
    Submitted by hotokiechick on Mar 15, 10 at 11:50pm

    Dated a wierdo name derek i dumped him

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:07pm

    Oh my flipping gosh! My dad would of killed me!

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 1:13pm

    Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:25pm

    wowzers!

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:46am

    Haha I agree 1220. Punctuation would be nice...

  • 51 94
    Submitted by danfrhen on Jan 16, 10 at 1:15pm

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!

  • 4 15
    Submitted by credawg86 on Dec 20, 12 at 7:17pm

    If it takes you longer to figure out what this text meant than it would to put I the punctuation then you're a moron...

  • 11 39
    Submitted by strikerz890 on Aug 3, 11 at 2:12pm

    So then your probably texting this to your dad.