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  • I just sent: "my parents are gone, come over, I have condoms" to my mom, because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:51pm
  • Lfmao!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 5:47pm
  • English, motherfucker! Do you speak it!?

    Submitted by nowayout on Jan 16, 10 at 6:47pm
  • Dude the reason u can't understand it isn't cuz of the "punctuation" (what mother fucker uses punctuation online anyways??) because I'm 12 and I got it the first time I read it. U just must be one stupid person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:31pm
  • I had to read this 3 times before I figured out what it was saying. Punctuation, please.. -.-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:07pm
  • Oh wow. You have condoms. You must be a real keeper if you can afford those.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:08pm
  • (I accidentally submitted that comment 3 times)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:33pm
  • They need to have a separate tfln for teens and college. For real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:01am
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:17pm
  • Derek? Never hang out with someone named Derek.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:25am
  • Test

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:54pm
  • I hope your mom has a good sence of humor lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:17pm
  • Got to love Oklahoma!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:31am
  • Dude the reason u can't understand it isn't cuz of the "punctuation" (what mf uses punctuation online anyways??) because I'm 12 and I got it the first time I read it. U just must be one stupid person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:31pm
  • I hope the OP is a guy and ge sent the text to another guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:21pm
  • oof!

    Submitted by justali123 on Jan 22, 10 at 5:38pm
  • seconddd

    Submitted by megHan on Jan 16, 10 at 1:17pm
  • I would be pissed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:24pm
  • What the fuck? Does this make sense?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:17pm
  • Blah blah blah quotes wouldve been nice and taken .25 secs more time. Grammar and being clear are totally different

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 8:30am
  • Wow... Fail, why can't we have replies?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:45pm
  • 10:25. Sooo fucking true, dereks are all asshole pranksters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:33pm
  • fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:37pm
  • What the fuck did you just say?

    Submitted by snickl3friitz on May 11, 10 at 7:01pm
  • Girl fail. Guy win. Mom spazzattack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:48am
  • I don't understand this at all???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:28am
  • I agree with Samuel L. Jackson on this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:01am
  • This is what tfln should be .., gramattically incorext , speillinf problems and just plain obvious drunken dibauchery... This is epic... Thank you mods

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:10am
  • WTF?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:21pm
  • @4:26 I don't get how you don't get this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 7:46am
  • Ahahahaaaaa!!! I get it you live with your parents and you have a girl friend with a low self esteem and no standards. She must think your run on sentences are soooooo cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:58am
  • Oh wow. You have condoms. You must be a real keeper if you can afford those.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:08pm
  • Bahahaha!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:23pm
  • Haha, this is brilliant.

    Submitted by icyblu on Jan 16, 10 at 1:35pm
  • Dude the reason u can't understand it isn't cuz of the "punctuation" (what mf uses punctuation online anyways??) because I'm 12 and I got it the first time I read it. U just must be one stupid person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:30pm
  • hell yeah, oklahoma!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:43pm
  • Dated a wierdo name derek i dumped him

    Submitted by hotokiechick on Mar 15, 10 at 11:50pm
  • Yeah it makes sense. Lots not be stupid okay! her bf changed the numbers in her phone on purpose so when she thought she texted him she texted her mom. geez. illiterate?

    Submitted by Coco_Chanel on Jan 16, 10 at 1:25pm
    • It must make sense to you, because you're just as bad with grammar as the OP is.

      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Jan 17, 10 at 7:53pm
  • Sentence fragment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:52am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:00pm
  • Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 1:13pm
  • Fuck you grammar NAZI's this is texts from last night not some scholar learning shit. Geez. Correct my grammar now why don't ya.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:07am
    • I believe you mean "Nazis" in the plural form, not Nazi's, which is singular possessive.

      Submitted by so_not_true on Jan 23, 10 at 6:58pm
  • This is TFLN not grammer school. But yes dude should fix up these sentences

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:18am
  • I had to read this too many times for it to make sense. And by two many I mean twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:20am
  • Rawr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 2:39pm
  • Hilarrrrious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:18pm
  • I guess nobody uses punction in texts anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:18pm
  • I just sent (texted) "come over , I have condoms!" to my mom, because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:54pm
  • Oh my flipping gosh! My dad would of killed me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Haha I agree 1220. Punctuation would be nice...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:46am
  • wowzers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:25pm
  • Secondd(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:17pm
  • FIRST!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by danfrhen on Jan 16, 10 at 1:15pm
  • If it takes you longer to figure out what this text meant than it would to put I the punctuation then you're a moron...

    Submitted by credawg86 on Dec 20, 12 at 7:17pm
  • So then your probably texting this to your dad.

    Submitted by strikerz890 on Aug 3, 11 at 2:12pm