When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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Is that why it tasted all coppery?
LOL @ 7:27 and 7:34 !!!!
Take that 6:07
Is every1 missing the point? Poor boy was clueless!
how much money did he find?
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
....whore. Who puts coins in their vag?!
That probably means you're blown out. Never have I reached in my pocket with ONE finger to find change...
It DOES resemble a coin slot... maybe he just thought "Aw, what the hell..."
Poor kid needs some practice.
Wow everyone has the wrong idea here...HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING. It has nothing to do with her being loose wow bunch of retards
these replies arent even funny 6:01 you have much to learn.
How can you possibly know how it feels to have change dug from you? When was the last time you were a pocket?
6:33 u didn't even post that one about survivor
You have a pocket-sized vagina? Shame.
Sorry, I wasn't looking for change, I lost my watch in there....
The texts are just a starting point for discussion nowadays.
Yes!! Slot machine! He paid her! Whore! And he wasn't satisfied! He wanted his money back! Case solved.
Ha. Perhaps it SOUNDED like he was digging for change too. He must have thought, 'can't possibly be that loose, I know I'll do this girl a favour and dig out that pesky coinage'. A true gent.
10:08 are you a black 10 year old???? Have you seen a vagina in real life??
I'm a little teapot.....
ouch.. denim pussy sounds really bad!!!
6.07, it's okay, i'll get a mop to clean up those tears.
Girls I know have used their vag as a purse when they've wanted to keep their cash safe. Made the notes a bit soggy though
Perhaps Gondola rides!
coin purse cha ching
Really need to know what kind of pocket? Ya know if it was the little change pocket on jeans, that would be quite a tight pussy! But, a pocket on baggy gansta pants.. not so much
maybe the OP is a hairy beat with big floppy meat curtains.
6.25 - when you say 'in front of' do you mean 'so that your family sees' or as in me being murdered on a stage?
How about you do it?
He didn't find any change nor the clit...
It'll get better with age...
Were you skinny jeans tight or sweat pants loose?
You've got money growing out of your vag? SWEET!
"bacon is good for me" is the new pretzel guy thing apparently. so retarded...
anyway, good point 6:23. i was thinking the pockets on the side of cargo pants...yuck
agree @ denim vag. ouch.
Of course he was just looking for pretzels
Hahahahahahaha @ 7:50am
What the fuk is this, survivor? U can't vote someone out of tfln
I feel tfln is a sleazier version of FML.
And a damn fine speller, too
He should prolly focus more on the clit... How old are the ppl that submit these? Geez
You guys are KILLING me!!! LOL!!!! the replies are the best thing about TFLN!
...short and stout...
Come on guys, most black 10 year olds have kids already
To be honest, a pussy made of denim is a no-go. Imagine the burn. No, seriously. Imagine it for a second... Nice.
I don't like the smell.
omg this guy i was with the other night did that to me...do they think that actually feels good....either play with the clit get in the hole or get the fuck out
Dam he dnt noe how to finger a girl dats sad. I noe how 2 finger a girl n i always do a great job pleazing a girl. If u sna feel gud let me noe im no amuture
Do they give donkey rides to the bottom?
second that, bye 6:07
I was thinking carrier bag. Filled with olive oil, rotten fish, and a pocketful of loose change.
eww...someone's pussy is a little loose
6:01 here - 6:07, you need to get a sense of humor along with learning how to laugh!
6:07 Go fcuk a mknoey and get the fcuk otuta heer. Tihs siht is fnuny as hlel
6:22 I hope someone murders u in front of ur whole family
I think 5:58 is the funniest shit!
If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
...Here is my handle...
6:07-u have been voted off the fckin island
6:26 ur a PRETZEL guy faker!!!
i'm guessing 12-14 year olds
Phillies needa step it up!!!
I vote for 6:07 to be booted from our Island!
spare a little change 'mam ?
Thats really awkward but now Im not sure if i can read in my pocket without pretending to finger someone now.
wtf is a 'hairy beat'?
...here is my spout...
I think it is a hilarious thread myself!