When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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Is that why it tasted all coppery?
how much money did he find?
Is every1 missing the point? Poor boy was clueless!
LOL @ 7:27 and 7:34 !!!!
Take that 6:07
Poor kid needs some practice.
....whore. Who puts coins in their vag?!
It DOES resemble a coin slot... maybe he just thought "Aw, what the hell..."
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
That probably means you're blown out. Never have I reached in my pocket with ONE finger to find change...
these replies arent even funny 6:01 you have much to learn.
Wow everyone has the wrong idea here...HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING. It has nothing to do with her being loose wow bunch of retards
6:33 u didn't even post that one about survivor
How can you possibly know how it feels to have change dug from you? When was the last time you were a pocket?
The texts are just a starting point for discussion nowadays.
Yes!! Slot machine! He paid her! Whore! And he wasn't satisfied! He wanted his money back! Case solved.
You have a pocket-sized vagina? Shame.
Ha. Perhaps it SOUNDED like he was digging for change too. He must have thought, 'can't possibly be that loose, I know I'll do this girl a favour and dig out that pesky coinage'. A true gent.
Sorry, I wasn't looking for change, I lost my watch in there....
6.07, it's okay, i'll get a mop to clean up those tears.
Girls I know have used their vag as a purse when they've wanted to keep their cash safe. Made the notes a bit soggy though
I'm a little teapot.....
maybe the OP is a hairy beat with big floppy meat curtains.
ouch.. denim pussy sounds really bad!!!
coin purse cha ching
Perhaps Gondola rides!
Were you skinny jeans tight or sweat pants loose?
Really need to know what kind of pocket? Ya know if it was the little change pocket on jeans, that would be quite a tight pussy! But, a pocket on baggy gansta pants.. not so much
10:08 are you a black 10 year old???? Have you seen a vagina in real life??
He didn't find any change nor the clit...
It'll get better with age...
You've got money growing out of your vag? SWEET!
6.25 - when you say 'in front of' do you mean 'so that your family sees' or as in me being murdered on a stage?
How about you do it?
I feel tfln is a sleazier version of FML.
"bacon is good for me" is the new pretzel guy thing apparently. so retarded...
anyway, good point 6:23. i was thinking the pockets on the side of cargo pants...yuck
agree @ denim vag. ouch.
What the fuk is this, survivor? U can't vote someone out of tfln
I don't like the smell.
Hahahahahahaha @ 7:50am
Of course he was just looking for pretzels
He should prolly focus more on the clit... How old are the ppl that submit these? Geez
Come on guys, most black 10 year olds have kids already
...short and stout...
And a damn fine speller, too
6:01 here - 6:07, you need to get a sense of humor along with learning how to laugh!
You guys are KILLING me!!! LOL!!!! the replies are the best thing about TFLN!
To be honest, a pussy made of denim is a no-go. Imagine the burn. No, seriously. Imagine it for a second... Nice.
Do they give donkey rides to the bottom?
Dam he dnt noe how to finger a girl dats sad. I noe how 2 finger a girl n i always do a great job pleazing a girl. If u sna feel gud let me noe im no amuture
If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
omg this guy i was with the other night did that to me...do they think that actually feels good....either play with the clit get in the hole or get the fuck out
I was thinking carrier bag. Filled with olive oil, rotten fish, and a pocketful of loose change.
second that, bye 6:07
6:26 ur a PRETZEL guy faker!!!
eww...someone's pussy is a little loose
I think 5:58 is the funniest shit!
6:07 Go fcuk a mknoey and get the fcuk otuta heer. Tihs siht is fnuny as hlel
...Here is my handle...
6:22 I hope someone murders u in front of ur whole family
I vote for 6:07 to be booted from our Island!
6:07-u have been voted off the fckin island
spare a little change 'mam ?
Phillies needa step it up!!!
wtf is a 'hairy beat'?
i'm guessing 12-14 year olds
Thats really awkward but now Im not sure if i can read in my pocket without pretending to finger someone now.
...here is my spout...
I think it is a hilarious thread myself!