just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
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"over 160 characters. fail."
I have 1071 characters to anyone. Maybe your phone just sucks.
"and tell me you didn't take the time to actually count the number of characters there were, get a life"
It says it in the corner.
This reads like something Warren Ellis sends to his mailing list.
NOT ALL TEXT MESSAGES ARE LIMITED TO 160 CHARACTERS. Verizon to Verizon, for example, can write war and peace in its entireity. So get a life, 9:12
Nice style man! Hope the "smells like bad sex" wasnt just wishful thinking
you are so sick! why did you get drunk!? that is the only reason why you don't remember all that stuff! your so weird
some play are just such fun haters!!!!!
It's sounds like a pretty amazing night to me lol
FANFUCKINGTASTIC NIGHT BRO
over 160 characters. fail.
is your room on the 2nd floor? sounds like that girl who crawled out of the house from the 2nd floor was leaving you...
and tell me you didn't take the time to actually count the number of characters there were, get a life
"NOT ALL TEXT MESSAGES ARE LIMITED TO 160 CHARACTERS. Verizon to Verizon, for example, can write war and peace in its entireity. So get a life, 9:12"
True...I can do 160 characters 10 times(1600 total) in one text on Alltel to Alltel.
Likewise with Blackberry Messenger...
That sounds like it should be from the movie the hangover! Lol
yeah, i mentally appended "rorschach's journal, may 17" to the beginning of this text message.
p.s.: god bless evanston.
fuck I hate wall-e. PLAY ON PLAYA!
As I was reading this, I couldn't help but hear Rorschach's voice in my head. Hilarious
YOURE HIGH TOOOO
Douchebags this is only 153 characters so you all fail at math AND texting.
This sounds like the beginning narration of a fucked up hard-boiled detective story.