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  • 89 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:55am

    "over 160 characters. fail." I have 1071 characters to anyone. Maybe your phone just sucks. "and tell me you didn't take the time to actually count the number of characters there were, get a life" It says it in the corner.

  • 91 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:43pm

    This reads like something Warren Ellis sends to his mailing list.

  • 97 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:50pm

    Nice style man! Hope the "smells like bad sex" wasnt just wishful thinking

  • 90 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:47pm

    you are so sick! why did you get drunk!? that is the only reason why you don't remember all that stuff! your so weird

  • 93 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:05pm

    NOT ALL TEXT MESSAGES ARE LIMITED TO 160 CHARACTERS. Verizon to Verizon, for example, can write war and peace in its entireity. So get a life, 9:12

  • 89 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:12pm

    over 160 characters. fail.

  • 86 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:04pm

    FANFUCKINGTASTIC NIGHT BRO

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:17pm

    some play are just such fun haters!!!!! It's sounds like a pretty amazing night to me lol

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:08pm

    Likewise with Blackberry Messenger...

  • 81 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:14pm

    "NOT ALL TEXT MESSAGES ARE LIMITED TO 160 CHARACTERS. Verizon to Verizon, for example, can write war and peace in its entireity. So get a life, 9:12" True...I can do 160 characters 10 times(1600 total) in one text on Alltel to Alltel.

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:30pm

    That sounds like it should be from the movie the hangover! Lol

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:48pm

    and tell me you didn't take the time to actually count the number of characters there were, get a life

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:42pm

    is your room on the 2nd floor? sounds like that girl who crawled out of the house from the 2nd floor was leaving you...

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:24am

    5-17 3:55 yeah, i mentally appended "rorschach's journal, may 17" to the beginning of this text message. p.s.: god bless evanston.

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:56pm

    Douchebags this is only 153 characters so you all fail at math AND texting.

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:31pm

    This sounds like the beginning narration of a fucked up hard-boiled detective story.

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:55pm

    As I was reading this, I couldn't help but hear Rorschach's voice in my head. Hilarious

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:07pm

    fuck I hate wall-e. PLAY ON PLAYA!