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  • "over 160 characters. fail." I have 1071 characters to anyone. Maybe your phone just sucks. "and tell me you didn't take the time to actually count the number of characters there were, get a life" It says it in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:55am
  • This reads like something Warren Ellis sends to his mailing list.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:43pm
  • NOT ALL TEXT MESSAGES ARE LIMITED TO 160 CHARACTERS. Verizon to Verizon, for example, can write war and peace in its entireity. So get a life, 9:12

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Nice style man! Hope the "smells like bad sex" wasnt just wishful thinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:50pm
  • you are so sick! why did you get drunk!? that is the only reason why you don't remember all that stuff! your so weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:47pm
  • some play are just such fun haters!!!!! It's sounds like a pretty amazing night to me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:17pm
  • FANFUCKINGTASTIC NIGHT BRO

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:04pm
  • over 160 characters. fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:12pm
  • is your room on the 2nd floor? sounds like that girl who crawled out of the house from the 2nd floor was leaving you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:42pm
  • and tell me you didn't take the time to actually count the number of characters there were, get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:48pm
  • "NOT ALL TEXT MESSAGES ARE LIMITED TO 160 CHARACTERS. Verizon to Verizon, for example, can write war and peace in its entireity. So get a life, 9:12" True...I can do 160 characters 10 times(1600 total) in one text on Alltel to Alltel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Likewise with Blackberry Messenger...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:08pm
  • That sounds like it should be from the movie the hangover! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:30pm
  • 5-17 3:55 yeah, i mentally appended "rorschach's journal, may 17" to the beginning of this text message. p.s.: god bless evanston.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:24am
  • fuck I hate wall-e. PLAY ON PLAYA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:07pm
  • As I was reading this, I couldn't help but hear Rorschach's voice in my head. Hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Douchebags this is only 153 characters so you all fail at math AND texting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:56pm
  • This sounds like the beginning narration of a fucked up hard-boiled detective story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:31pm