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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:52am

    guys like anal because they are closeted homosexuals

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:52am

    i love it when my bf sucks my tits!

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:07pm

    Oh god I'm a babysitter, that'd be awkward. Although I do love a tongue on my tits.

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:16am

    I would have boned her ass and said, "look I'm still a pain in the ass" lmao

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:09am

    I bet I wont do anal, pull my penis out and there will be a butter bean on it, no thanks.

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:32am

    What's with guys on anal on this site

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:21pm

    107 you can babysit me. I won't say "goo goo gah gah" though.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:30pm

    Who ever says goo goo gah gah during the motorboat really never deserved the tits in the first place. Grow up be a man. Lil bitches...

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:12am

    Yeah anals awesome if the chick ur with has a loose vag. Otherwise, it's just a nice switch up every now and then

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:07pm

    11:52 I love when your bf sucks my cock! What now biotch?

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:31pm

    why would you ever think that would be a good idea? ever? you honestly think women like that? none of them do. i promise.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:25pm

    hahah ew that's fuckin creepy

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:15pm

    Um how old is he and how old is she?but still very funny

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:07am

    Scorin with the baby sitter, classic

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:32pm

    thats fuckin hilarious

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:43pm

    That would freak me the fuck out.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:11am

    Guys like anal for two reasons: It's tighter, and it demeans women. That is why anal is the greatest thing in existence.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:37am

    10:16 nice one.. Anyway OP is stupid

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:09pm

    Goo goo gah gah?! WTF was going through this guys mind?! Lol

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:24pm

    1:21 Only if you're a ginger -1:07

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    Submitted by IAmStoned on Apr 6, 10 at 10:06pm

    That's hilarious dude

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:16pm

    10:40 Good point. Everyone has an asshole that can take a penis, or even a dildo. God gave men prostates for a reason.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by ILIKETRAINS on Apr 24, 10 at 1:47am

    Saw this on another text. The words are just switched up

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:52am

    6:55 is one lonely dude

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:11pm

    You're an idiot. You had the chance to score with your old babysitter. Even if she's ugly, she's still hot because it's your old babysitter, every mans fantasy. And you ruined it... what a dolt.

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      Submitted by exosus on Aug 10, 11 at 3:48am

      wtf i never fantasized about that

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:44pm

    yeeah. if i was the babysitter i probably would have laughed. but way to kill the moment.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:55pm

    ... i'm a girl. ....and i LOVE anal... (sorry ladies)

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:02pm

    4:20 Maybe your post time has something to do with your stupidity.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:29pm

    What's wrong with you?

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:12pm

    2:16 STFU! 11:14 for president

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:09am

    Hahahha made my dayyyy!!!

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:21pm

    That's the fucking creepiest thing to ever say. Messed up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:53am

    @ 10:32 -- what's with girls against anal??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:43pm

    No kidding, dumb dumb.

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:40am

    Why would god have made the anus just big enough for a penis if he didn't want us to do anal

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:02pm

    12:57 guys don't care if it hurts, it feels good for the guy! Nuff said!

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:46am

    I don't know that I would've stopped the foreplay, but this guy is a moron.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:04pm

    Dudeee that is sooo wrong

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:36pm

    god fucking your old baby sitter is the best so donr fuck it up idiot!!! goo goo gah gah is a fucking retarded thing to say

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:59am

    personally if I was the "babysitter" I would think that would be fucking hilarious, especcially if I was drunk. I'd make me want to fuck you even more. haha. maybe lighten the awkwardness. girls need to get the poles out of their asses, laugh a little. He clearly was joking.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:32am

    goo goo gaa gaa? what the fuck is wrong with you.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:20pm

    lol .

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:37am

    Cause anal is the GREATEST THING EVER!

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:53am

    @ 10:32 -- bend over and you'll find out

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:10am

    11:09 that's why you use a condom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:14am

    Girls crying during anal is so hot, why is a chick moaning is pain sound good

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:14am

    Haahahah wat a crack up

  • 30 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:24pm

    I hate living in New Orleans, fucking dumbshits.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:12am

    Girls should have to have anal at least once to graduate high school!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:08am

    Girls should STFU and just take anal, it's their obligation for humanity