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  • 93 10
    Submitted by Thompson11 on Sep 29, 12 at 11:08am
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    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

    • 6 10
      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Sep 29, 12 at 11:37am
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      me either, wanna go halfsies on a one way trip off the planet!

      • 7 14
        Submitted by Donotdiscard on Sep 29, 12 at 11:41am
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        Split it into thirds!

        • 8 10
          Submitted by MzKitty08 on Sep 29, 12 at 11:42am
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          I bet if more people see this we may only need $20

          • 10 11
            Submitted by ToughGuy29 on Sep 29, 12 at 12:21pm
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            We could get a groupon going for this!

            • 8 9
              Submitted by Donotdiscard on Sep 29, 12 at 3:34pm
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              How do we start it? I'm ready to go.

              • 3 8
                Submitted by MzKitty08 on Oct 1, 12 at 6:26pm
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                I'm calling NASA, they better pick up... its ringing...

    • 6 11
      Submitted by k688 on Sep 30, 12 at 1:41am
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      I'll do a kickstarter.

      • 3 8
        Submitted by Gunslingr19 on Sep 30, 12 at 4:42am
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        Fuckin genius

    • 3 6
      Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Sep 30, 12 at 10:08am
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      I'll bring the beer!

  • 68 8
    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Sep 29, 12 at 11:30am
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    I'm pretty sure this person should not reproduce.

  • 43 11
    Submitted by kgirl1992 on Sep 29, 12 at 12:07pm
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    I'm in on the trip off planet

  • 32 14
    Submitted by =]] on Sep 29, 12 at 3:11pm
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    Too bad stupidity doesn't.

  • 33 21
    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 29, 12 at 2:15pm
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    It is truly sad that a girl asked this question... I wouldn't even trust her in the kitchen to make me a sammich

  • 25 16
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 30, 12 at 1:01am
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    the semen itself won't show up but the herpegonosyphilchlamydaids will.

    • 3 10
      Submitted by Gunslingr19 on Sep 30, 12 at 4:44am
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      New favorite word

  • 21 13
    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 29, 12 at 4:06pm
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    If she's ingesting the semen, odds arent in favor of reproduction

  • 20 13
    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 29, 12 at 3:05pm
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    Butters' Creamy Goo?

    • 6 13
      Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 29, 12 at 3:06pm
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      It apparently IS a performance enhancer...

  • 18 21
    Submitted by Hunter0424 on Sep 29, 12 at 4:15pm
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    I was going to say something clever but the post was just too stupid to bother

    • 2 12
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 1, 12 at 6:23am
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      Then why did you feel it necessary to make a comment at all, douche nipple?

      • 4 5
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 4:45pm
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        @Snidely - The idea of putting a nipple on a douchebag is both hilarious and guaranteed to cause lawsuits and hilarious warning labels. "Do not attempt to ingest douche via nipple."

  • 7 6
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 4:43pm
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    It would only show up in a blood test if you're injecting it into your bloodstream. I don't think researchers have ever thought about testing what would happen if you did that, but I'm guessing it would cause serious blood clots.

  • 3 9
    Submitted by cali420 on Oct 2, 12 at 11:26pm
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    Fucking retarted

  • 5 14
    Submitted by xxpinkxx on Sep 29, 12 at 11:29pm
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    Holy f*ck. this can't be real.