Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
me either, wanna go halfsies on a one way trip off the planet!
Split it into thirds!
I bet if more people see this we may only need $20
We could get a groupon going for this!
How do we start it? I'm ready to go.
I'm calling NASA, they better pick up... its ringing...
I'll do a kickstarter.
I'll bring the beer!
I'm pretty sure this person should not reproduce.
I'm in on the trip off planet
If she's ingesting the semen, odds arent in favor of reproduction
the semen itself won't show up but the herpegonosyphilchlamydaids will.
New favorite word
Too bad stupidity doesn't.
It is truly sad that a girl asked this question... I wouldn't even trust her in the kitchen to make me a sammich
It would only show up in a blood test if you're injecting it into your bloodstream. I don't think researchers have ever thought about testing what would happen if you did that, but I'm guessing it would cause serious blood clots.
Butters' Creamy Goo?
It apparently IS a performance enhancer...
I was going to say something clever but the post was just too stupid to bother
Then why did you feel it necessary to make a comment at all, douche nipple?
@Snidely - The idea of putting a nipple on a douchebag is both hilarious and guaranteed to cause lawsuits and hilarious warning labels. "Do not attempt to ingest douche via nipple."
Not if you swallow the evidence
Holy f*ck. this can't be real.