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  • Submitted by Thompson11 on Sep 29, 12 at 11:08am

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Sep 29, 12 at 11:37am

      me either, wanna go halfsies on a one way trip off the planet!

      • 25 34
        Submitted by Donotdiscard on Sep 29, 12 at 11:41am

        Split it into thirds!

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          Submitted by MzKitty08 on Sep 29, 12 at 11:42am

          I bet if more people see this we may only need $20

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            Submitted by ToughGuy29 on Sep 29, 12 at 12:21pm

            We could get a groupon going for this!

            • 23 27
              Submitted by Donotdiscard on Sep 29, 12 at 3:34pm

              How do we start it? I'm ready to go.

              • 21 31
                Submitted by MzKitty08 on Oct 1, 12 at 6:26pm

                I'm calling NASA, they better pick up... its ringing...

    • 31 29
      Submitted by k688 on Sep 30, 12 at 1:41am

      I'll do a kickstarter.

    • 22 24
      Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Sep 30, 12 at 10:08am

      I'll bring the beer!

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    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Sep 29, 12 at 11:30am

    I'm pretty sure this person should not reproduce.

  • 62 30
    Submitted by kgirl1992 on Sep 29, 12 at 12:07pm

    I'm in on the trip off planet

  • 54 37
    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 29, 12 at 2:15pm

    It is truly sad that a girl asked this question... I wouldn't even trust her in the kitchen to make me a sammich

  • 49 33
    Submitted by =]] on Sep 29, 12 at 3:11pm

    Too bad stupidity doesn't.

  • 45 38
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 30, 12 at 1:01am

    the semen itself won't show up but the herpegonosyphilchlamydaids will.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 29, 12 at 4:06pm

    If she's ingesting the semen, odds arent in favor of reproduction

  • 34 22
    Submitted by cali420 on Oct 2, 12 at 11:26pm

    Fucking retarted

  • 34 27
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 4:43pm

    It would only show up in a blood test if you're injecting it into your bloodstream. I don't think researchers have ever thought about testing what would happen if you did that, but I'm guessing it would cause serious blood clots.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 29, 12 at 3:05pm

    Butters' Creamy Goo?

    • 26 35
      Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 29, 12 at 3:06pm

      It apparently IS a performance enhancer...

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    Submitted by Hunter0424 on Sep 29, 12 at 4:15pm

    I was going to say something clever but the post was just too stupid to bother

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 1, 12 at 6:23am

      Then why did you feel it necessary to make a comment at all, douche nipple?

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        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 4:45pm

        @Snidely - The idea of putting a nipple on a douchebag is both hilarious and guaranteed to cause lawsuits and hilarious warning labels. "Do not attempt to ingest douche via nipple."

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    Submitted by xxpinkxx on Sep 29, 12 at 11:29pm

    Holy f*ck. this can't be real.