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  • 317 68
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Mar 6, 11 at 11:54am
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    Don't get me wrong, I enjoy getting a beej as much as the next guy. But I LOVE \neating out.

  • 227 68
    Submitted by bangmestfu on Mar 6, 11 at 10:55am
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    Sounds like perfection to me.

  • 184 60
    Submitted by tinuviel on Mar 6, 11 at 2:04pm
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    You need to marry him asap.

  • 163 51
    Submitted by LargeFarva on Mar 6, 11 at 10:57am
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    I sympathize. Eating out FTW.

  • 147 57
    Submitted by O______________O on Mar 6, 11 at 3:03pm
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    This happened to me once. Then I saw the size of it, and it totally made sense.

  • 147 77
    Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 6, 11 at 10:26am
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    Try using less teeth

  • 128 60
    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 6, 11 at 2:44pm
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    lucky bitch.

  • 128 82
    Submitted by yourfunnylooking on Mar 6, 11 at 10:54am
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    He didn't want you to see his herpes. Or he's really a she.

  • 109 47
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Mar 6, 11 at 11:50pm
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    For this reason the invented 69 it means everyone can be a giver.

    • 25 42
      Submitted by actualirishpple on Mar 15, 11 at 6:43pm
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      ya but its so much better being able to just enjoy it urself

  • 103 78
    Submitted by Mr_birds on Mar 6, 11 at 10:24am
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    What kind of guy doesn't like blowies? Weird.

  • 75 44
    Submitted by sway655321 on Mar 7, 11 at 7:28am
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    That's how a real man loves his woman, you go bro!

    • 8 10
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 4, 12 at 8:08pm
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      @sway655321 -- A real man loves his woman by refusing to let her give him pleasure? Wtf?

  • 73 42
    Submitted by kBrakes20 on Mar 7, 11 at 3:24am
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    Marry him, or I will!

  • 71 45
    Submitted by sheshe76 on Mar 6, 11 at 9:23pm
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    I just hope he was good at it.

  • 106 121
    Submitted by jltc on Mar 6, 11 at 11:34am
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    This attitude is problematic and frighteningly protestant. Sex is supposed to be mutually enjoyable, not a noble act of sacrifice. It's much more fun that way. Bad night.

    • 30 31
      Submitted by Veritas143 on Mar 6, 11 at 2:56pm
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      I agree.. all those thumbs down must be selfish lovers..

  • 63 53
    Submitted by bunny420 on Mar 6, 11 at 6:02pm
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    THATS a good night

  • 56 45
    Submitted by shesakillswitch on Mar 7, 11 at 1:07am
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    Keeper.

  • 78 90
    Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 6, 11 at 11:50pm
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    And by "giver" he meant "homo"

  • 60 54
    Submitted by alybabee on Mar 6, 11 at 6:19pm
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    Best night ever (:

  • 50 36
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 7, 11 at 9:13am
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    someone wants to impress

  • 45 37
    Submitted by NikadNeznas on Mar 7, 11 at 6:01am
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    Marry Him.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 7, 11 at 5:08am
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    Anonymous 9:46, I sincerely hope you're joking.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 6, 11 at 11:41pm
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    Did he hand his balls to you too?

  • 38 32
    Submitted by bkpr1124 on Apr 2, 11 at 10:25pm
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    Marry him. NOW.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by bestponyever on Mar 7, 11 at 3:12pm
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    He's either amazing or there's something wrong with his dick

  • 36 37
    Submitted by crispyk on Mar 9, 11 at 12:46am
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    Keeper!

  • 36 39
    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 12, 11 at 7:09am
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    Some girls have all the luck...

  • 40 47
    Submitted by SDBear2010 on Mar 7, 11 at 11:09am
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    MARRY HIM!

  • 34 37
    Submitted by sandy69 on Mar 20, 11 at 1:34am
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    Oh, baby this man is perfection!

  • 35 42
    Submitted by indyainkk on Mar 8, 11 at 2:02am
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    His balls were just exceptionally shmeggy that day.

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Medicalkitten on Mar 9, 11 at 9:28am
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    What's he hiding?

  • 28 32
    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Mar 28, 11 at 8:51pm
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    Marry him tomorrow.

  • 20 41
    Submitted by lizgger15 on Aug 8, 11 at 8:02pm
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    jackpot

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 11 at 9:46pm
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    Gross!

  • 44 91
    Submitted by MadF00L on Mar 6, 11 at 11:29am
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    Lame.

  • 24 57
    Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 8, 11 at 10:50am
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    No anal = sexual fail

  • 42 149
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 11 at 9:46pm
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    Girls who don't like suck'n are lesbians (just too afraid to admit it). However, not all lesbians don't like suck'n, some actually do;)