you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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Damn I wasn't really first! O well this one iz kinda dumb
you have to think of it as if they were fighting and the other person was telling the drunk person "you can't even stand up" or something like that and then he kept doing it. i think its funny!! good job.
hahah this made me laugh at loud. could totally see someone doing this.
fuck me I really wuz first
That would explain all the gum on your back
Ew, bar floors.
I feel like thats some stupid thing i would do after drinking a lot of tequila.
You kept posting fake texts pretending you are telling filling some dipshit in on what they don't remember
Hate to say it, but sounds like your a fucking idiot.
In Soviet Russia, floor lays on you!
Could see someone doing that and would like to
I thought it was funny!
Hate to say it, but jizzmonster is a fucking cocksucker