I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
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this my friend....is what we men live for
7:56 - Why does a girl liking anal automatically make her a whore?
just another card to get punched while in college...
You folks are missing the funny here. It's not the guy getting his knob polished. The FUNNY part is the response! Da na na, na na na! Bwahahahaha!
Did you describe the bj in Chris Bermans voice?
I'm a sportscenter fanatic & I've never noticed Stuart Scott's eye!
What are you talking about? That doesn't happen if they don't win another one.
God, this brings back one of the best memories of my life. Getting head while drinking a beer and watching Monday Night Football. Cheers to classy women!
honestly best text i've ever seen here
lmfao at 7 56, yeh 754 or why dont you just watch nba games and 'give him anal' every time you see a black dude
I lost my virginity while SC was on. I was trying to see if the Mets had won.
Agreed the sound effect makes it!! I love that show in Canada it's SPORTSCENTRE lol what makes it better is that in Canada there's a sexy female host named Jennifer Hedger google her ass now!! u'll bust a nut
sportscenter blows, they only cover rapists on basketball and steroid addled baseball.
did your boyfriend drag his teeth on your dick?
how do you know 754 isnt a guy, 821
754 wait a sec, you give him anal, so is that like with a strap-on? you little hussy
I couldn't get wood with sports center on. That's ridiculous. Loser.
i give my man anal for every major in golf.....on the thursdays, fridays, saturdays and sundays. all bets are off, though, if they have to continue for a monday playoff.
Stuart "Left Eye" Scott would ruin the moment for me. That glass eye scares the shit out of me.
Haha 10:50! Go Mets!
if you havent noticed his eye...your not a fanatic. its blatantly obvious, almost as obvious as your tiny weiner 1:09.
"You folks are missing the funny here." <---- gayest sentence I've ever read
gotten one with sportscenter playing, but i'll one up you by getting one with fast times at ridgemont high on which morphed into having sex while watching fast times
Lol at 7:56 and 8:21
who hasn't? it's hard to get off while watching baseball highlights, though.
i feel ya 1003. the sound effect is what got me. and how does someone not notice Stuart Scotts eye?
wow wouldn't it be easy to just admit you are a whore and like it in the ass?
ha ha, 10:10 and 10:27 are way funnier than the original text. nice.
atta girl, 7.54...........rain delay mondays dont count either.....
i wish there was a best night option for this one
This is a real guy.
i've always said the highlight of my life was when i was eating meatloaf, watching jerry springer, and getting blown by a highschool girl...all at the same time. ah, those were the days...
WOW i guess things do literally suck more now that L.A won another championship.
I work there
Lolz. ..... it was meant to be let him have.