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  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:09am

    I'm a sportscenter fanatic & I've never noticed Stuart Scott's eye!

  • 56 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:30pm

    this my friend....is what we men live for

  • 56 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:43pm

    Did you describe the bj in Chris Bermans voice?

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:40pm

    Stuart "Left Eye" Scott would ruin the moment for me. That glass eye scares the shit out of me.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:22pm

    What are you talking about? That doesn't happen if they don't win another one.

  • 50 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:17pm

    just another card to get punched while in college...

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:03pm

    You folks are missing the funny here. It's not the guy getting his knob polished. The FUNNY part is the response! Da na na, na na na! Bwahahahaha!

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:21pm

    754 wait a sec, you give him anal, so is that like with a strap-on? you little hussy

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:54pm

    i give my man anal for every major in golf.....on the thursdays, fridays, saturdays and sundays. all bets are off, though, if they have to continue for a monday playoff.

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:30pm

    7:56 - Why does a girl liking anal automatically make her a whore?

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:20pm

    WOW i guess things do literally suck more now that L.A won another championship.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:50pm

    I lost my virginity while SC was on. I was trying to see if the Mets had won.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:32pm

    how do you know 754 isnt a guy, 821

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:37pm

    sportscenter blows, they only cover rapists on basketball and steroid addled baseball. did your boyfriend drag his teeth on your dick?

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:03pm

    lmfao at 7 56, yeh 754 or why dont you just watch nba games and 'give him anal' every time you see a black dude

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:07pm

    This is a real guy.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:56pm

    wow wouldn't it be easy to just admit you are a whore and like it in the ass?

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:45am

    God, this brings back one of the best memories of my life. Getting head while drinking a beer and watching Monday Night Football. Cheers to classy women!

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:08pm

    gotten one with sportscenter playing, but i'll one up you by getting one with fast times at ridgemont high on which morphed into having sex while watching fast times

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:22pm

    Agreed the sound effect makes it!! I love that show in Canada it's SPORTSCENTRE lol what makes it better is that in Canada there's a sexy female host named Jennifer Hedger google her ass now!! u'll bust a nut

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:33pm

    Lol at 7:56 and 8:21

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:01am

    honestly best text i've ever seen here

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:35pm

    i wish there was a best night option for this one

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:10pm

    "You folks are missing the funny here." <---- gayest sentence I've ever read

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:13pm

    atta girl, 7.54...........rain delay mondays dont count either.....

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:45am

    Hahahaha I work there

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Aug 25, 11 at 12:54pm

    I couldn't get wood with sports center on. That's ridiculous. Loser.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:07pm

    i feel ya 1003. the sound effect is what got me. and how does someone not notice Stuart Scotts eye?

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:35am

    who hasn't? it's hard to get off while watching baseball highlights, though.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:31pm

    ha ha, 10:10 and 10:27 are way funnier than the original text. nice.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:41pm

    Haha 10:50! Go Mets!

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:05am

    if you havent noticed his eye...your not a fanatic. its blatantly obvious, almost as obvious as your tiny weiner 1:09.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:59pm

    Lol

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:52pm

    i've always said the highlight of my life was when i was eating meatloaf, watching jerry springer, and getting blown by a highschool girl...all at the same time. ah, those were the days...

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:47pm

    Lolz. ..... it was meant to be let him have.