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  • this my friend....is what we men live for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:30pm
  • just another card to get punched while in college...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:17pm
  • You folks are missing the funny here. It's not the guy getting his knob polished. The FUNNY part is the response! Da na na, na na na! Bwahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:03pm
  • 7:56 - Why does a girl liking anal automatically make her a whore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:30pm
  • I'm a sportscenter fanatic & I've never noticed Stuart Scott's eye!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:09am
  • What are you talking about? That doesn't happen if they don't win another one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Did you describe the bj in Chris Bermans voice?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:43pm
  • honestly best text i've ever seen here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:01am
  • I lost my virginity while SC was on. I was trying to see if the Mets had won.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:50pm
  • lmfao at 7 56, yeh 754 or why dont you just watch nba games and 'give him anal' every time you see a black dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:03pm
  • God, this brings back one of the best memories of my life. Getting head while drinking a beer and watching Monday Night Football. Cheers to classy women!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:45am
  • how do you know 754 isnt a guy, 821

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:32pm
  • 754 wait a sec, you give him anal, so is that like with a strap-on? you little hussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:21pm
  • I couldn't get wood with sports center on. That's ridiculous. Loser.

    Submitted by Shoveltime on Aug 25, 11 at 12:54pm
  • sportscenter blows, they only cover rapists on basketball and steroid addled baseball. did your boyfriend drag his teeth on your dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:37pm
  • Agreed the sound effect makes it!! I love that show in Canada it's SPORTSCENTRE lol what makes it better is that in Canada there's a sexy female host named Jennifer Hedger google her ass now!! u'll bust a nut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Stuart "Left Eye" Scott would ruin the moment for me. That glass eye scares the shit out of me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:40pm
  • i give my man anal for every major in golf.....on the thursdays, fridays, saturdays and sundays. all bets are off, though, if they have to continue for a monday playoff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Haha 10:50! Go Mets!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:59pm
  • Lol at 7:56 and 8:21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:33pm
  • who hasn't? it's hard to get off while watching baseball highlights, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:35am
  • "You folks are missing the funny here." <---- gayest sentence I've ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:10pm
  • gotten one with sportscenter playing, but i'll one up you by getting one with fast times at ridgemont high on which morphed into having sex while watching fast times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:08pm
  • if you havent noticed his eye...your not a fanatic. its blatantly obvious, almost as obvious as your tiny weiner 1:09.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:05am
  • i wish there was a best night option for this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:35pm
  • wow wouldn't it be easy to just admit you are a whore and like it in the ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:56pm
  • i feel ya 1003. the sound effect is what got me. and how does someone not notice Stuart Scotts eye?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:07pm
  • ha ha, 10:10 and 10:27 are way funnier than the original text. nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:31pm
  • atta girl, 7.54...........rain delay mondays dont count either.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:13pm
  • This is a real guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:07pm
  • WOW i guess things do literally suck more now that L.A won another championship.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:20pm
  • i've always said the highlight of my life was when i was eating meatloaf, watching jerry springer, and getting blown by a highschool girl...all at the same time. ah, those were the days...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Hahahaha I work there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:45am
  • Lolz. ..... it was meant to be let him have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:47pm