His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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Trust me, it's a hell of a lot more than what most dudes do.
They probably weren't dead when he picked them...at least he was thinkin about u even though he was drunk. Call me crazy but that's kinda sweet...now u owe him a BJ
It's the thought that counts right?
sounds like a keeper.
She should be thankful that they were on her car and not her sister's.
Don't you remember playground love? It was all about the dandelions bitch!! Your ungrateful ass doesn't deserve them.
Maybe OP is allergic to dandelions? maybe she just seems like a hag because her boyfriend is trying to kill her.
Don't forget to put roses on his grave
That's called romance. Ungrateful bitch
I think it's kind of sweet... At least he's giving them to u and thinking of YOU instead of some other chick!