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  • 55 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:21pm

    Hands are prolly tired from playin with all those toys!

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:35pm

    7:41, that sounds about right.

  • 55 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:36pm

    Why start the sentence with "you" but all the sudden in the middle use "u". Hm?

  • 56 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:45pm

    pretty confident....

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:19pm

    Nah. We retire some sex toys as soon as we get them out of the package. "My First Butt Plug?" Also my LAST butt plug.

  • 50 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:04am

    awwww now thats the makings of true love.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:46am

    Go for it, 9:22! It actually feels really good, as long as you use plenty of lube and work your way up to it (start with a finger, not just ramming the thing in).

  • 48 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:49pm

    yea...i know the feeling.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:22pm

    My girlfriend wants to wear a strapon and stick the ol banana in my tailpipe...I'm scared

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:45pm

    And apparently a GOOD relationship too! (o:

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:19pm

    i use my sex toys WITH the person i'm in a relationship with. toys=fun

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:41pm

    there is definitely a curve. First, you retire your toys 'cause you are getting laid regularly; then, after a while, you start buying new ones either to replace sex or enhance it.

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:45pm

    ...or spending half your paycheck on them

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:50pm

    My girl claims to have no toys... Looks like I'll be her only.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:06pm

    was that bothering you 5:36?

  • 23 15
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 2:15pm

    I'm not impressed until you've set up a Hall of Fame, with commemorative plaques.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:06pm

    you know you're a hopeless sea hag loser if you wear them out before retiring them