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  • Hands are prolly tired from playin with all those toys!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:21pm
  • Why start the sentence with "you" but all the sudden in the middle use "u". Hm?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:36pm
  • 7:41, that sounds about right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:35pm
  • awwww now thats the makings of true love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:04am
  • Nah. We retire some sex toys as soon as we get them out of the package. "My First Butt Plug?" Also my LAST butt plug.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:19pm
  • Go for it, 9:22! It actually feels really good, as long as you use plenty of lube and work your way up to it (start with a finger, not just ramming the thing in).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:46am
  • yea...i know the feeling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:49pm
  • there is definitely a curve. First, you retire your toys 'cause you are getting laid regularly; then, after a while, you start buying new ones either to replace sex or enhance it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:41pm
  • ...or spending half your paycheck on them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:45pm
  • pretty confident....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:45pm
  • i use my sex toys WITH the person i'm in a relationship with. toys=fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:19pm
  • And apparently a GOOD relationship too! (o:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:45pm
  • My girl claims to have no toys... Looks like I'll be her only.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:50pm
  • My girlfriend wants to wear a strapon and stick the ol banana in my tailpipe...I'm scared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:22pm
  • you know you're a hopeless sea hag loser if you wear them out before retiring them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:06pm
  • was that bothering you 5:36?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:06pm
  • I'm not impressed until you've set up a Hall of Fame, with commemorative plaques.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 2:15pm