you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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Hands are prolly tired from playin with all those toys!
Why start the sentence with "you" but all the sudden in the middle use "u".
7:41, that sounds about right.
Nah. We retire some sex toys as soon as we get them out of the package. "My First Butt Plug?" Also my LAST butt plug.
awwww now thats the makings of true love.
yea...i know the feeling.
Go for it, 9:22! It actually feels really good, as long as you use plenty of lube and work your way up to it (start with a finger, not just ramming the thing in).
there is definitely a curve. First, you retire your toys 'cause you are getting laid regularly; then, after a while, you start buying new ones either to replace sex or enhance it.
...or spending half your paycheck on them
My girl claims to have no toys... Looks like I'll be her only.
i use my sex toys WITH the person i'm in a relationship with. toys=fun
And apparently a GOOD relationship too! (o:
My girlfriend wants to wear a strapon and stick the ol banana in my tailpipe...I'm scared
you know you're a hopeless sea hag loser if you wear them out before retiring them
I'm not impressed until you've set up a Hall of Fame, with commemorative plaques.
was that bothering you 5:36?