you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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Hands are prolly tired from playin with all those toys!
Why start the sentence with "you" but all the sudden in the middle use "u".
7:41, that sounds about right.
awwww now thats the makings of true love.
Nah. We retire some sex toys as soon as we get them out of the package. "My First Butt Plug?" Also my LAST butt plug.
Go for it, 9:22! It actually feels really good, as long as you use plenty of lube and work your way up to it (start with a finger, not just ramming the thing in).
yea...i know the feeling.
there is definitely a curve. First, you retire your toys 'cause you are getting laid regularly; then, after a while, you start buying new ones either to replace sex or enhance it.
...or spending half your paycheck on them
And apparently a GOOD relationship too! (o:
i use my sex toys WITH the person i'm in a relationship with. toys=fun
My girl claims to have no toys... Looks like I'll be her only.
My girlfriend wants to wear a strapon and stick the ol banana in my tailpipe...I'm scared
you know you're a hopeless sea hag loser if you wear them out before retiring them
was that bothering you 5:36?
I'm not impressed until you've set up a Hall of Fame, with commemorative plaques.