well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
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And guys wonder why girls like older men.
more experience, more experience.
lol personally I just want to know how the contest started in the first place, did the couples accidentally hear each other or did they lay down rules and everything beforehand
Nah, it's one of those things you realize after its started... like I was having drunken sex, and then realized 4 of my friends were having drunken sex in the same bed as me ... naturally this turned into a competition (I won, my friend's girl gave me a plastic gold medal in the morning)
Well I guess you have a legit reason why .. I would never be able to keep going if I could hear my parents doing it too
Nightmare at your house
this is fucked up enough to be henry baker
Who screams longer wins?
I would've been limp like a spaghetti noodle.
The thought of my parents having sex is enough to ruin it for me. How the hell did you manage this?
no, no, no... texter, i would have to say that you WON this marathon. i for one couldn't go half a minute listening to my parents fucking IN THE SAME HOUSE, so your perseverence takes home the prize.
@ 11:25... creepy :/ this text does remind me about that...
Perhaps, you should fuck somewhere else....just a suggestion.
Know that your parents have had loud sex on just about every surface in their house! So deal with it
I just like the term "out-sexed"
sick and twisted....your family is a Flowers in the Attic book just waiting to happen
yeah, hearing my mom moan would totally have killed it for me.
Well at least you know you were conceived in rockin' style.
How did you.....find out who won?
was there a referee?
I'm sure your family believes in incest
@11:25...I know exactly what book you are talking about...and that was indeed a creepy storyline!
I think you just proved to your dad that you are not his kid!
Was this text necessary?
had to been the girls parents. jess is the guy. nobody could stay hard knowing their parents were having sex. jess was prob thinking of his gf's mom too.
@ 9:44: That's foul. Family dinners at your house must be really interesting.
The texter should be ashamed.
It was a family deal. Everyone to the livingroom!
Well in their defense they've been doing it way longer than you have.
shoulda joined your parents and then there wouldn't be any losers...in the marathon at least...
Sounds like the absolute best way to kill a boner.
I've actually had the same thing happen to me -_-