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  • i dont think he was a drunk driver.....he was obviously underage and that was his excuse to as why he didnt have his ID....i like his style haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Gotta love Virginia Beach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:17pm
  • 9:13 obviously she wants someone who's smart and crafty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:38pm
  • Thats a damn shame. This can't be funny, ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:29pm
  • You're probably the same person as 11:20, 11:10.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:35am
  • Oh thank heaven for the seven-five-seven!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:07pm
  • did it work? and if so where was it???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:43pm
  • uh.....yeah it can.....it was funny right up there ^^^^^^^^^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:41pm
  • 2:17. I love Virgin Bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:24pm
  • This shit is hillarious!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Yeah, I didn't get my driver's license until I was 20, so until then, I took my passport to the store and showed it to them. Good thing nobody can do math. When asked if I had a driver's license that they can scan, I said "no, they take those away when you get too many DUIs."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:10pm
  • drunk driving should be a capital offense. Make the streets safer if the morons who do it are killed immediately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:20am
  • im from virginia where aint shit to do but cook

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:22am
  • Is the OP Ryan Bailey? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:02pm
  • If subby is underage this is GENIUS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:00pm
  • whoah does that really work?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:14pm
  • i've done this, it works great!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:43pm
  • 4:00, why are you even on this site, then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:47am
  • Ahh, miss my old state

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Obviously he's underage, thats why he has no ID. And this is the funniest excuse I've ever read xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:08pm
  • 2:42 i can't wait for u to burn in hell.... my parents died from a drunk driving accident so u should think about how ur actions and ur post can hurt some people. i fully agree with 11:20

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:10pm
  • 7:40, on what grounds does this make someone marriage material?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Drunk drivers should all be shot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Why do I feel like this has to do with the required disclosures for the bar exam?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:18pm
  • BAHAHAHAHA! That shits hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:18pm
  • i think i met my future husband. ...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:40pm
  • i pulled this shit way back in the day. you also gotta bitch to the lady how it sucks all these kids have all these nice cars, and your stuck on the bus. throw some theatrics into it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:03pm
  • 2:33, I'm gonna have to agree with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:19pm
  • haha i love hampton roads. that is so typical of so many people here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:52pm
  • 11:20 do you know how fun it is to cruise around shitfaced? im not talking .08 shitfaced, i mean like .223 just hit shit and run the fuck away... ah thats why i dont have a drivers license anymore, so worth it though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:42pm
  • way to represent va ! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:29pm
  • i have never been drunk. beer tastes like piss. this is just pathetic, not entertaining.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:00am
  • thats so amusing! hats off to you for gettin away with it!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:45pm
  • no lie i told someone to do this like 5 days ago... but i was joking. lol can't believe it actually worked for someone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:15pm
  • 2:33 go fuck off and learn to take a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:48pm
  • i work at abc in va and ive heard that many times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:37pm