I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
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9:13 obviously she wants someone who's smart and crafty
i dont think he was a drunk driver.....he was obviously underage and that was his excuse to as why he didnt have his ID....i like his style haha
Gotta love Virginia Beach
Thats a damn shame. This can't be funny, ever.
Oh thank heaven for the seven-five-seven!
You're probably the same person as 11:20, 11:10.
did it work?
and if so where was it???
i've done this, it works great!!
uh.....yeah it can.....it was funny right up there ^^^^^^^^^^^
Is the OP Ryan Bailey? Haha
im from virginia where aint shit to do but cook
2:17. I love Virgin Bitches
drunk driving should be a capital offense. Make the streets safer if the morons who do it are killed immediately.
This shit is hillarious!!!!!
Yeah, I didn't get my driver's license until I was 20, so until then, I took my passport to the store and showed it to them. Good thing nobody can do math. When asked if I had a driver's license that they can scan, I said "no, they take those away when you get too many DUIs."
If subby is underage this is GENIUS.
Ahh, miss my old state
Why do I feel like this has to do with the required disclosures for the bar exam?
BAHAHAHAHA! That shits hilarious.
7:40, on what grounds does this make someone marriage material?
whoah does that really work?
2:42 i can't wait for u to burn in hell.... my parents died from a drunk driving accident so u should think about how ur actions and ur post can hurt some people.
i fully agree with 11:20
4:00, why are you even on this site, then?
way to represent va ! haha
Obviously he's underage, thats why he has no ID. And this is the funniest excuse I've ever read xD
i pulled this shit way back in the day. you also gotta bitch to the lady how it sucks all these kids have all these nice cars, and your stuck on the bus. throw some theatrics into it
haha i love hampton roads. that is so typical of so many people here.
11:20 do you know how fun it is to cruise around shitfaced? im not talking .08 shitfaced, i mean like .223 just hit shit and run the fuck away... ah thats why i dont have a drivers license anymore, so worth it though
2:33, I'm gonna have to agree with you
i have never been drunk. beer tastes like piss. this is just pathetic, not entertaining.
i think i met my future husband. ...lol
Drunk drivers should all be shot.
thats so amusing! hats off to you for gettin away with it!!
no lie i told someone to do this like 5 days ago... but i was joking. lol can't believe it actually worked for someone
2:33 go fuck off and learn to take a joke
i work at abc in va and ive heard that many times