What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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Is it just me, or is this... not really funny?
don't end sentences in prepositions, dumbass!
this isn't funny. fuck this person.
You can't end a sentence with a preposition, redneck.
Fat people are MOSTLY lazy
Only the fat people don't like this text. Lol.
You people are stupid. You CAN end a sentence with a preposition, but in this case, you shouldn't. It should've ended simply with "party." Mostly, the problem is using a preposition at the end of a question. Ex. "Who are you talking to?" should be "To whom are you talking?" but no one ever follows it, so don't pretend you all have superior grammar knowledge.
I can't believe everyone's talking so much shit this close to Christmas. Santa stuffed himself down countless chimneys to bring you presents, and you repay him by calling him a drain on society. I know some people on this site who are getting coal this year...
lol most people in the US and world are "fat as fuck". its an increasing problem. getting the fuck off TFLN might be a good start, though.
wow, this pissed off a lot of fat kids bahahahahhaha
i love that i probably know these people
970 is the shit!!
It has nothing to do with how someone looks. It is about health and one ability to contribute to society
I don't like skinny know it all shits I wish you no sex
Actually if you go over to Europe you'd soon realize why they're so skinny... Their cities are awesomely tinny, so that you just walk everywhere or tube/bus it
I'd rather be fat than be ugly...I can lose weight. You'll always be hideous.
Shut up 1:20. You watch Family Guy on Adult Swim way to go.
You probably have a small pecker 10:29...either that or you've been turned down by a fat person.
970, isn't that the Rockies? You don't really have enough girls there to be picky asshole.
Sorry 10:37 none of the above.
It is about treating people differently for any reason! It just isn't right! The people in this world disgust me!
Hmm. So if everyone who doesn't find this funny fat, does that mean all the guys who do find it funny have microprnises?
People like this are the reason people like me suffer from eating disorders. Hope you're happy with yourselves when they are people starving to fit your impossibly high ideals.
HEY LISTEN UP FUCKING MORONS- THERE'S A MIDDLE GROUND BETWEEN ANOREXICALLY THIN AND FAT AS FUCK. If you weigh 300lbs, you're not "curvy" you're a fat sack of shit and it's not a "lifestyle" it's extreme unhealth.
wow this person sucks. What a big asshole. This isn't funny either. "HEY MAN You should know I'm a big asshole and I can't control myself"
Abortion should be legal.
ummm...what kind of lame ass parties have the mom stick around? wtf.
1:03 go fuck yourself bitch.
i agree with the OP.
1047 is fat and trying to justify their self worth. I agree 1038,
Fat people disgust everyone, they are lazy, dirty, and are a drain on society. It is a choice for them.
This sounds all too familiar to me. Haha. Props to you.
Skin color and race isnt a choice, being a fat ass is, thats the difference
Apparently race is a choice, look at the late "king of pedo... er pop".
12:13 i pretty much agree with you
One thing the Japanese are doing is outlawing fat people. Google it we should adopt ghat policy. Get in touch with your party
If your a lard arse then stop being greedy and stuffing your fat face with processed foods etc get some exercise. Or if you can't shoot your parents for not bringing you up pwith any sense
Wat the hell is wrong with you?
We should send them all to israel to use as the dividing wall
Lol :26 you beat me to it.
Wow. People n this world suck. Namely te OP
That's just outstanding bravo!
Hey whats your address cause i'm a bigger person aka a fat dude. and id like to kick your ass.
So what is your opinion of anyone else not like you??? Blacks, mexicans, Asians, whites... Whatever isn't what you are. Cuz this is kist as bad as being racist! Everyone is a person regardless! You apparently are one of the lousy ones!
Fat people make the best excuses!
Hhahaha fuckin fat people suck and whoever has their mom at a party is pretty fuckin lame bottom line this heffer deserved tp get kicked
maybe fatties should be kicked out of tfln AND parties
Why are you making this a race issue? Being a fat ass has nothing to do with race
So, there I was, stroking the kitty, eating some Cherry Garcia, when all of the sudden, the wind blew my door open!
everyone saying this isn't funny is fat.
Fat people should given 6 months to lose weight if the dont then they should be exterminated.
I bet the person that did this txt is just suffering bc theithey caught their mother fucking a fat guy saying pow right in the kisser
It's your fault you're fat.
1042, so you like a chic who is "a little thick" but an extremely overweight person is digusting?
It amazes me how many perfect people read TFLN. I thought there was only one. Just saying.
Why do u want his address fat boy you would probably have a heart attack if you just lifteded your fat arms up too quick
This is no longer Text From Last Night. It's Conversation From Last Night.
Only a small percentage of fatties are due to illness most are because of lack of exercise and eating too much crap etc. Wake up fatties it's your own fault.
When you consider how many people out there have nothing to eat...
5:09 what the hell are you six? simple fact: if youre fat, you can get thinner. it's as easy as walking to the convenience store, buying a water instead of a drum of chicken grease, and generally just trying to make your life better. Whoever said being fat isnt a choice, youre fucking stupid. fat people are like camels: they're oddly shaped and people are afraid to go near them because they might bite you.
Hahahahaha this is too damn funny.
This sounds exactly like something my ex would say... yes he is a shallow asshole too
Fat women should not wear thongs. It doesn't look good or sexy. U can't put lace on a fat turf and expect it to be hot.
U shouldn't let the fat chicks in anyways and anyone over 40 eather the ocasinal Milf is accptable
WOW. Who the hellllllll raised half of you people??? It's people like you who are the reason why some emotional eaters are fat. Shut your fucking mouths and let people live their lives the way they want!!!....I agree with 11:13!!!!...On the other hand tho,this is a retarded text on a website,so everyone is going way too overboard about something so dumb...
The sooner society stops treating obesity as an acceptable circumstance the sooner we can sort the problem out.
Neither extreme is healthy and no one encourages either. A healthy diet, reasonable portions and a relatively active lifestyle are all it takes.
It's about health, not size.
your a douchebag who's probably gonna be huggge and fat when your older.
Yeah! 1:20 pow right in the kisser
Fat people are bad just look at Jackie cleesen
Fate people are pretty gross! Push the fuckin plate away and get to the gym! it's that simple
So fat doctors,lawyers,child care providers,accountants,nurses,teachers etc...You're saying they don't contribute to society??? You're uneducated 10:38. AND some fat people are in better health than some super skinny people. Being fat is healthier than being an anorexic,and that's proven.Some of you need some serious education
Ha ha. 970 is so going to end up with moons. Anyone that insecure has an inner fatty that they know is cminh put
Ok well what about those who choose to date and marry outside their race and get dirty looks or harrassed. Is that ok because they chose that? No! You don't know everyone's story so it is best to treat everyone the same!
This is fucking stupid. Who chooses these texts!
Fat people are jolly. Otherwise they would never get any lol
Learn English- don't end your sentences with prepositions
Fat women smell really bad. And tend to be dirtier still I can't get hard if she's a fat b@@@tch
You shouldn't end a sentence in a preposition. Just saying...
Agree with you 10:21.What about people with diabetes or a thyroid condition those people don't CHOOSE to be fat.This text isn't even funny,it's stupid as fuck. I think the people who feel this way towards anyone who doesn't look perfect should be the ones 'exterminated' as one of you dickheads said. Some people are absolutely ridiculous and immature,and have A LOT of growing up to do....
Fat doesn't happen overnight. Neither does weight loss. You say it's a "choice." It's not like they woke up one morning and decided "Hmm I want to be fat now," and suddenly shot up to 400 pounds. Some people are so ignorant.
3:13 they probably wouldnt let you on an airplane. they can only provide 1 bag of peanuts per person so i doubt youd like it anyway.
I mean they not teithey or whatever I put