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  • 75 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:13am

    Is it just me, or is this... not really funny?

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:58am

    don't end sentences in prepositions, dumbass!

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:23am

    I don't like skinny know it all shits I wish you no sex

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:40am

    wow this person sucks. What a big asshole. This isn't funny either. "HEY MAN You should know I'm a big asshole and I can't control myself"

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:16am

    this isn't funny. fuck this person.

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:37am

    You can't end a sentence with a preposition, redneck.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:46am

    ummm...what kind of lame ass parties have the mom stick around? wtf.

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:36am

    You people are stupid. You CAN end a sentence with a preposition, but in this case, you shouldn't. It should've ended simply with "party." Mostly, the problem is using a preposition at the end of a question. Ex. "Who are you talking to?" should be "To whom are you talking?" but no one ever follows it, so don't pretend you all have superior grammar knowledge.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:06am

    Fat people should given 6 months to lose weight if the dont then they should be exterminated.

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:51am

    Abortion should be legal.

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:01pm

    I'd rather be fat than be ugly...I can lose weight. You'll always be hideous.

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:12am

    Skin color and race isnt a choice, being a fat ass is, thats the difference

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:41am

    HEY LISTEN UP FUCKING MORONS- THERE'S A MIDDLE GROUND BETWEEN ANOREXICALLY THIN AND FAT AS FUCK. If you weigh 300lbs, you're not "curvy" you're a fat sack of shit and it's not a "lifestyle" it's extreme unhealth.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 6:08am

    Fat people are MOSTLY lazy

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:04am

    lol most people in the US and world are "fat as fuck". its an increasing problem. getting the fuck off TFLN might be a good start, though.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:20am

    Wow. People n this world suck. Namely te OP

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:07am

    Only the fat people don't like this text. Lol.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:37am

    You probably have a small pecker 10:29...either that or you've been turned down by a fat person.

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:21am

    It is about treating people differently for any reason! It just isn't right! The people in this world disgust me!

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:59am

    wow, this pissed off a lot of fat kids bahahahahhaha i love that i probably know these people 970 is the shit!!

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:32am

    This sounds exactly like something my ex would say... yes he is a shallow asshole too

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:03pm

    Actually if you go over to Europe you'd soon realize why they're so skinny... Their cities are awesomely tinny, so that you just walk everywhere or tube/bus it

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:07am

    1:03 go fuck yourself bitch.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 6:05am

    Fat people make the best excuses!

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:09pm

    I can't believe everyone's talking so much shit this close to Christmas. Santa stuffed himself down countless chimneys to bring you presents, and you repay him by calling him a drain on society. I know some people on this site who are getting coal this year...

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:53am

    1047 is fat and trying to justify their self worth. I agree 1038,

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:13am

    Hey whats your address cause i'm a bigger person aka a fat dude. and id like to kick your ass.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:31am

    Shut up 1:20. You watch Family Guy on Adult Swim way to go.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:16am

    12:13 i pretty much agree with you

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:20am

    I bet the person that did this txt is just suffering bc theithey caught their mother fucking a fat guy saying pow right in the kisser

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:38am

    It has nothing to do with how someone looks. It is about health and one ability to contribute to society

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:49am

    Wat the hell is wrong with you?

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:25am

    This is no longer Text From Last Night. It's Conversation From Last Night.

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:09am

    So what is your opinion of anyone else not like you??? Blacks, mexicans, Asians, whites... Whatever isn't what you are. Cuz this is kist as bad as being racist! Everyone is a person regardless! You apparently are one of the lousy ones!

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:48am

    Learn English- don't end your sentences with prepositions

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:07am

    i agree with the OP.

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:49am

    This sounds all too familiar to me. Haha. Props to you.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:38am

    People like this are the reason people like me suffer from eating disorders. Hope you're happy with yourselves when they are people starving to fit your impossibly high ideals.

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:53am

    970, isn't that the Rockies? You don't really have enough girls there to be picky asshole.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:42am

    Hmm. So if everyone who doesn't find this funny fat, does that mean all the guys who do find it funny have microprnises?

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:34pm

    5:09 what the hell are you six? simple fact: if youre fat, you can get thinner. it's as easy as walking to the convenience store, buying a water instead of a drum of chicken grease, and generally just trying to make your life better. Whoever said being fat isnt a choice, youre fucking stupid. fat people are like camels: they're oddly shaped and people are afraid to go near them because they might bite you.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:37am

    Fat women should not wear thongs. It doesn't look good or sexy. U can't put lace on a fat turf and expect it to be hot.

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:45pm

    When you consider how many people out there have nothing to eat...

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:41am

    Hhahaha fuckin fat people suck and whoever has their mom at a party is pretty fuckin lame bottom line this heffer deserved tp get kicked

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:45am

    1042, so you like a chic who is "a little thick" but an extremely overweight person is digusting?

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:40am

    It amazes me how many perfect people read TFLN. I thought there was only one. Just saying.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 6:17am

    Only a small percentage of fatties are due to illness most are because of lack of exercise and eating too much crap etc. Wake up fatties it's your own fault.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 6:11am

    We should send them all to israel to use as the dividing wall

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:19am

    Why are you making this a race issue? Being a fat ass has nothing to do with race

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:55am

    So, there I was, stroking the kitty, eating some Cherry Garcia, when all of the sudden, the wind blew my door open!

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:44pm

    Apparently race is a choice, look at the late "king of pedo... er pop".

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:11pm

    WOW. Who the hellllllll raised half of you people??? It's people like you who are the reason why some emotional eaters are fat. Shut your fucking mouths and let people live their lives the way they want!!!....I agree with 11:13!!!!...On the other hand tho,this is a retarded text on a website,so everyone is going way too overboard about something so dumb...

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:04am

    Ha ha. 970 is so going to end up with moons. Anyone that insecure has an inner fatty that they know is cminh put

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:27am

    maybe fatties should be kicked out of tfln AND parties

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:31am

    Agree with you 10:21.What about people with diabetes or a thyroid condition those people don't CHOOSE to be fat.This text isn't even funny,it's stupid as fuck. I think the people who feel this way towards anyone who doesn't look perfect should be the ones 'exterminated' as one of you dickheads said. Some people are absolutely ridiculous and immature,and have A LOT of growing up to do....

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:31am

    your a douchebag who's probably gonna be huggge and fat when your older.

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:17am

    It's your fault you're fat. L LV

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:45pm

    Fate people are pretty gross! Push the fuckin plate away and get to the gym! it's that simple

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:39am

    Sorry 10:37 none of the above.

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:00am

    Fat people are jolly. Otherwise they would never get any lol

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:47am

    So fat doctors,lawyers,child care providers,accountants,nurses,teachers etc...You're saying they don't contribute to society??? You're uneducated 10:38. AND some fat people are in better health than some super skinny people. Being fat is healthier than being an anorexic,and that's proven.Some of you need some serious education

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:11am

    You shouldn't end a sentence in a preposition. Just saying...

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:28am

    Lol :26 you beat me to it.

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:32am

    One thing the Japanese are doing is outlawing fat people. Google it we should adopt ghat policy. Get in touch with your party

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:16am

    Ok well what about those who choose to date and marry outside their race and get dirty looks or harrassed. Is that ok because they chose that? No! You don't know everyone's story so it is best to treat everyone the same!

  • 22 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:20am

    I mean they not teithey or whatever I put

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:05am

    U shouldn't let the fat chicks in anyways and anyone over 40 eather the ocasinal Milf is accptable

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:43pm

    Fat people are bad just look at Jackie cleesen

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:19pm

    3:13 they probably wouldnt let you on an airplane. they can only provide 1 bag of peanuts per person so i doubt youd like it anyway.

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:26am

    everyone saying this isn't funny is fat.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:06am

    That's just outstanding bravo!

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:33am

    Why do u want his address fat boy you would probably have a heart attack if you just lifteded your fat arms up too quick

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:56am

    Hahahahaha this is too damn funny.

  • 24 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:05pm

    Fat doesn't happen overnight. Neither does weight loss. You say it's a "choice." It's not like they woke up one morning and decided "Hmm I want to be fat now," and suddenly shot up to 400 pounds. Some people are so ignorant.

  • 24 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:29am

    Fat people disgust everyone, they are lazy, dirty, and are a drain on society. It is a choice for them.

  • 27 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:45pm

    The sooner society stops treating obesity as an acceptable circumstance the sooner we can sort the problem out. Neither extreme is healthy and no one encourages either. A healthy diet, reasonable portions and a relatively active lifestyle are all it takes. It's about health, not size.

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:37am

    Fat women smell really bad. And tend to be dirtier still I can't get hard if she's a fat b@@@tch

  • 29 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:34am

    If your a lard arse then stop being greedy and stuffing your fat face with processed foods etc get some exercise. Or if you can't shoot your parents for not bringing you up pwith any sense

  • 24 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:13am

    Yeah! 1:20 pow right in the kisser

  • 22 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:23am

    This is fucking stupid. Who chooses these texts!