Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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let me know how that worked out for you
might have to try it next week.
this makes my titties tingle.
Hey I'm in college; look at me I'm drunk.
I hope this is one of my friends.
U left ur herpes medicine at my house douche bag!
I'm from Ireland and I have never heard of Keystones...I guess it's like coors but even more shite?
And why are so many people against going to college? Here it's free (as long as you pass your secondary school exams) so no one is paying off huge debts, unless you are an idiot and pay to go to a special college that mommy and daddy don't mind paying for so you get a degree.
2:31"fuck you college losers..."
if you hate college students they why the fuck are u on this site? most of these texts are from college students
tfln makes my life seem so uneventful...perhaps I should drink more
9:20 how can you tell if it's a boy? girls would never do something like that?
yeah thought so.
Hey don't hate on the college fucks. Hate on the dumb asses that think they have to make up stupid shit when real life is more funny.
Maybe someday I'll open tfln and it will be funny again. Maybe. After the college fucks delete the app off their iPhone that they don't deserve to have.
@ 3:11" Dumb college fuck"
You're probably the whore from high school that was too dumb/poor to go to college. you do my hair every 6 weeks. go suck a dick you uneducated slut.
3:07 yeah, once you're a high class law student you put bitch drinks in your mugs and can't spell your own damn insults right. it's schnapps. And because a little bit of schnapps with your cocoa is soooo much more sophisticated than keystone. Riiiiiight...
Correction 4:22 all colleges arent brainwashing institutes. Look at Oklahoma State, A&M, or Michigan
Oh wow a max of 2 beers.. Grats
I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!
I think that's a boy retard
I did not know white trash went to college.
Hahaha I love it! I always go to the bar between finals. Helps to calm the mind. Like yoga, but better.
I want R Kelly to pee on me!!!!!!
people always think drinking in class is fake, its not like it happens everyday, but it def happens
Just piss in a coffee mug. It'll be cheaper and still taste the same!
lol lacey your text made it.. natty light is way better.
It is very possible to both text and drink. Especially in a huge lecture hall.
agreed, 3:51, i've got $0 in debt and student loans and will still be debt free after I get my Masters, and not because mom and dad paid for it but because I earned it with scholarships and will probably make as much or more money within my first couple years out as someone in construction...o yeah and my group took shots at 7:30 in the morning before our final presentation in a financial analysis class and made an A, so it does happen.
Well at one point labeled as one of the top 10 conservative Universities in the States. Things change. Oh well.
That's fucking awesome!!
Definitely need to upgrade your beer. Keystone maybe cheap but it's disgusting.
Lame college LOSERS. Law students bring Irish coffee or peppermint schnopps hot chocolate. Not cheap ass, skunky beer
Even if it were real, it's not funny at all. Drinking in class doesn't make you hardcore like it used to in high school. The OP and anyone who thinks this is funny needs to grow up
I'm. So. Drunk. Right. Now.
@ 4 15 & 4 22... you are extremely ignorant if you think every college student pays $80,000 or has $100,000 in debt. I'm a third year college student and I have $0 in student loans and $0 in debt total. And good luck keeping your job in construction with a high school diploma.
LOL 3:17 I make more money working construction than you probably ever will. Not to mention I don't have $100,000 of student loans to pay off. You can make a living without going to a liberal brainwashing institution.
Keystone tastes better Bud, and Miller. its freaking Coors for half the price. ya'll can keep your Buttwiper.
at least put good beer in it, jeez...or better yet: liquor!
all american brews are disgusting, with the exception of micro brews. Bud, Coors, Miller, I am a Guinness man myself. yeah I am a fucking Irishman, go fuck yourselves.
I feel like you could have done better than keystone...
Looks like 3:17 really believes in the "you have to go to college or you're a failure at life" bullshit that America has been spewing for the last 20 years. Maybe some people don't want to spend 80,000 in 4 years only to end up making the same amount of money that they would be had they just started working in a trade skill right out of high school. Get off your high horse you intellectual dipshit
Just for that badass statement I hate Okies less. (Bolands still a badass tho!)
415 & 422 are honestly two of the most retarded people in the world if you honestly believe that a construction worker will end up making more money than say an engineer or a docter you are just ignorant and pissed off at the world because you werent smart enough to get into a college so shut the fuck up and go apply for a second job at fucking mcdonalds cause you are going to need the extra cash.
good for you, sunshine. :)
I hope I know you! And I hope you got an A!
5:07 is a moron if you think Michigan isn't liberal
keystone is fucking nasty.. who would be proud that all they can afford is piss-water-keystone?
Whoever said "poor man's Coors" is an idiot. Coors is cheap as fuck. Stop drinking Keystone. Its pathetic.
Anyone that thinks they have to drink before a final to relax is a fucking idiot. And if youre drinking to be "cool", you're a tard.
Fuck all you college loser fucks. Jesus. I'm over it.