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  • 97 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:48pm

    i;d beat somebody ass if they coughed on me, swine flu or not

  • 85 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:34am

    Haha. Active bio-terrorism. My favorite.

  • 80 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:13am

    Neat. I am remembering this for later, just in case.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:27pm

    Know what's funnier than this text? When a young child dies ofcancer

  • 81 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:56am

    If you're in fort collins leave before you give us all swine flu

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:00am

    this whore should be analized

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:14pm

    Lmfao u made my day!

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:46am

    I've had swine flu for 27 days now... And now doctors say it's now pneumonia. Swine flu is not fun but it is an awesome alibi and reason to tell ppl to fuck off

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:07pm

    Haha yeah, I gotta admit, when I had Swine Flu, it took everything I had not to cough in the direction of those who kept staring and trying not to get anywhere near me.

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:29am

    Coughing on him would've probably done him a favor. Better get sick now and gain immunity before this shit mutates.

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:25am

    Hug him!!! -crispy

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:53pm

    11:14PM... seems you know nothing about swine flu.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:02am

    I feel his pain. Got the swine going on too.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:29pm

    actually no that isn't funnier

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:22pm

    Bullshit...their mobile...I'm an rx tech at Walgreens

  • 64 70
    Submitted by [][][] on Jun 23, 10 at 2:02am

    watch out everybody, 2:48s a badass and he'll\nbet the shit out of you for coughing.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:44am

    Crispy gave me a blumpkin when I had the swine flu!!!

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:14pm

    You're swine flu - Crispy

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:07pm

    I wanna get it up the ass. -Crispy

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:49pm

    Fuck I just got over havin swine flue I fuckin hated it

  • 72 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:14pm

    That's stupid. If u had the swine flu you'd be too sick to fuck around in walgreens or type on ur phone dumbfuvk.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:59pm

    Blame CU for infecting the rest of us with swine flu

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:30am

    Way to upset someone! FYI I ride the bus and I HATE when people cough anywhere near me....I'm not for thatH1N1 stuff

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:06am

    I had swine flu.... I would rather have it than the regular flu

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:07pm

    why the fuck would you blame cu for swine flu in co?

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:54am

    I hope I get swine flu.

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:21am

    11:14 epic fail. Lucky for you I blame the media for your stupidity.

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:40am

    12:27 wtf?????????????????

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:04am

    I'd say by the op that the person is Denver based and the buddy has a ft Collins area code. Course it could be the other way around - but I swear I saw the same situation just the other day here in SW Denver lol

  • 63 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:42pm

    This text sucks. Ca.nce.r is still funny.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:34am

    haha. this sounds like a mlia text...

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:57pm

    There are cases of Swine Flu that don't cause death. I'm convinced that I had Swine Flu earlier this year. However I am still alive, and I got over it without even going to a doctor.