So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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i;d beat somebody ass if they coughed on me, swine flu or not
actually no that isn't funnier
this whore should be analized
Haha. Active bio-terrorism. My favorite.
Neat. I am remembering this for later, just in case.
Lmfao u made my day!
I've had swine flu for 27 days now... And now doctors say it's now pneumonia. Swine flu is not fun but it is an awesome alibi and reason to tell ppl to fuck off
Know what's funnier than this text? When a young child dies ofcancer
Haha yeah, I gotta admit, when I had Swine Flu, it took everything I had not to cough in the direction of those who kept staring and trying not to get anywhere near me.
If you're in fort collins leave before you give us all swine flu
11:14PM... seems you know nothing about swine flu.
Bullshit...their mobile...I'm an rx tech at Walgreens
watch out everybody, 2:48s a badass and he'll\nbet the shit out of you for coughing.
I feel his pain. Got the swine going on too.
Coughing on him would've probably done him a favor. Better get sick now and gain immunity before this shit mutates.
why the fuck would you blame cu for swine flu in co?
Crispy gave me a blumpkin when I had the swine flu!!!
You're swine flu
I hope I get swine flu.
Way to upset someone! FYI I ride the bus and I HATE when people cough anywhere near me....I'm not for thatH1N1 stuff
I wanna get it up the ass.
I had swine flu.... I would rather have it than the regular flu
I'd say by the op that the person is Denver based and the buddy has a ft Collins area code. Course it could be the other way around - but I swear I saw the same situation just the other day here in SW Denver lol
Fuck I just got over havin swine flue I fuckin hated it
Blame CU for infecting the rest of us with swine flu
haha. this sounds like a mlia text...
That's stupid. If u had the swine flu you'd be too sick to fuck around in walgreens or type on ur phone dumbfuvk.
11:14 epic fail. Lucky for you I blame the media for your stupidity.
This text sucks. Ca.nce.r is still funny.
There are cases of Swine Flu that don't cause death. I'm convinced that I had Swine Flu earlier this year. However I am still alive, and I got over it without even going to a doctor.