You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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Cause you aint sucking the dick, bitch.
if the OP was hot, the guy would be doing a lot better job. He's probably trying to hold back his vomit
Oh my god! You're dating my ex husband too?
That's cool, but I wouldn't watch a lot of porn.
Look at all these little boys defending themselves all because they have a small penis and don't know what to do with themselves haha!
Most porn is worthless as far as observing good sex goes.
He's good at watching, not doing
Charles Rutherford believes this poor soul should stop watching "buck angel" porn
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Oh I get it! It's funny because he must have been bad at sexual relations which is strange given the amount of pornography that he watches!
It died after the "Bitch, when you act like a porn star..." fuego Takis are the shiiiiiiiiiiiiitmaaaaaaaaanh!@ALL.
Bitch, when you act like a porn star you can expect him to.
porn watchers are always the worst.
So you're basically saying that every dude is the worst.
he is saving his "A" game for a bitch that he cares about. You're the pre-game warmup, so why should he put in a lot of effort?
this is the male version of the walk of shame -- doing a fugly chick to practice his moves
the bitch isn't hot enough to excite the guy...and it's the guy's fault? Women live so much in denial
Pretty sure I've seen this text before on here.
yeah. guys that learn about women through porn, rather than experience, usually have no clue what they're doing.