I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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And how'd that go for you?
Hopefully she just replied "They're in the cabinet in the bathroom, you know where they are" and rolled over and went back to sleep.
She said she'd bring one after she blew your brother.
why is it always necessary to forcefully include incest in the comments? (pun intended)