scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
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the term head is used on girls too.. why else do you think lil wayne says "middle of the bed give and getting head" in lollipop. i'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about two guys
I love you. We should mate. :)
How the FUCK do you figure that?!?
it could be a guy asking and a girl grading...
thats not true, i have had one where i told the girl to stop giving me head and stick with the handjob. didnt think it was possible to ruin a bj
You shouldn't use a scale, grading by percentile would make more sense.
High 5 to your girl....sounds like she knows her stuff too! Nice.
the tips roll in while ur suking on my dick.. they arn't free ;)
(lady frriend) i use "going down" and trust me. find a confident guy and he'll instruct you on everything you need to know!!
1:22, you're obviously wrong.
Bonus points for swallowing. Remember that the next time grades are due, curve or no curve.
Seriously, you are the only person who caught the area code, props for that, but if she was native, it would be higher than a 5, no teeth remember?
Yea, sounds about the ones I get. Where they make your eyes roll back in my head and I have to bite my hand from telling her to stop because its so intense.
Oh, I have a tip for y'all...
9:12 (or are you 11:05 now?) your a guy that loves to give head? or are you trying to fuck with 10:53?
1:33 knows whats up! as my Boy T's crazy ass dad puts it......
"it aint good till my toe nails pop off and stik in the ceiling"
Ok so I'm the one that was doing the grading in the text. One, best I ever had was a 8 cause it was great but I know there could be better. two, as far as tips go, when you are giving a blow job do not try and be a vacuum. Third "the headologist" I need to get a 10 from you!
1. play with the balls
2. avoid the teeth (they dont feel good at all)
3. keep it wet with spit
4. stop to jack it once in a while
You can do better. Or she should ask you what she can do to improve. I read books, and had lots of practice! Practice really does make perfect! Plus, I just love to give head. Its like a giant lollypop!
i agree with 2:10 (im also a girl)
and im totally shocked that theyre arent tons of guys giving tips.
well if he's never had a 10 so how can he really judge?
maybe his expectations are too high if hes never had a 10...
10:08 if that's the best you can do no wonder the poor boy has only reached an 8
i personally think cumming in the mouth is disgusting. seriously.
That's the best and funniest answer ever.. I can only hope a girl asks me to grade her on a 1-10 scale so I say the same thing hahaha.. Even if she's a 10 I would still say 5 cause the curve is hilarious
Better to save money in the short term than the long run. Very good business sense there. Lol
That just proves that some people are idiots.The only real unisex term is "going down on". Everybody knows that.
Eskimos give the best head. It stems from 'chewing the fat'.
hahahaha. (chick) and thats still hilarious
9:28--learn to spell. (hilarious)
the headologist just made it possible to fall in love by reading text
how was your best an 8? wouldn't the best you've ever had be a 10? idiot.
cool....but i don't really care what it's called as long as i can do my thing on my guy...just as a preference I'd prefer to get fucked over getting eaten out or whatever you want to call it....and why did you have to mention lil wayne?....man, that guy is a total turn off....short, not really handsome i think and his physical size doesn't leave much hope for the size of other body parts...sorry....i don't bother with bad sex and small dicks....i am a very self fish girl......
one of the best text EVER
so guys where are those tips?
fyi, I'm also a girl. And I totally call a guy going down on me him giving me head. I REALLY dislike the term "eating out" and oral sounds so clinical. He's using his head, I think it's legit!
in more ways then one ;)
June 8th 4:41 yes they can be bad... Very bad (especially if they have braces)
That text is hilarious. Brutal honesty. And to think he actually took the time to type that all out in a text to send to her. She would either get all offended and never give him head again, or like someone said above, work hard to be his first 10. It's a risky move but it could pay off big time.
And PS. I'm a girl and I don't use the term "give head", I use "go down on". I've personally never heard the term "head" used in refernce to going down on a girl, but to each his own. Whatever works.
wow. I cried a lil when i read this... SOOOO funnny!
I'm a guy, 10:53--is that cool?
looks like the headologist knws her stuffff.
if its a chick tht is.........
"Cunnilingus" is the preferred term of all gentlemen.
Though analingus is, of course, cooler.
ladies....spit is good. the wetter the better.
9:12- For sure where do you live?
lol...nice...yeah, I agree with the "how can you know?" statement. Is it like one of those moments where time and space stand still...I'm looking forward to that moment
ur fucking amazing headologist... <3 you should teach lessons or write a book because you know your shit.
8:49pm, she's a 5 - he can do better.
Damn! Learn to lie, boy, or you may never get another bj from her!!
We know we shouldn't use teeth, but some times the teeth wont' get out of the way! How do we make it better for the "larger" boys?
I think it's hot if he cums in my mouth and swallowing is really hot too !!..ummm....huh......I hate the fact that my stomach disagrees with it though......but wtf I do it anyways....because it turns me on... :-)...ha
you're a man arent you.. you're trying to trick these men. dont fall for it 1:25.
so like ur not the best but not the worst?
haha.....you'd be veeeery surprised.....i look as innocent as it gets in person....the girl you you'd wanna bring home to mom.....seriously.......but what can i say....i am a freak! and i love it!
jus use alot of spit, tongue, swirl, suck, go up and down, play with the balls, use your hands, deep throat, and the tip of the penis is the most sensitive so pay alot of attention to tht.
1) open mouth
2) insert penis
3) glide up and down
4) try best to refrain from using teeth
12:18 I am rock hard from reading your post, I can only imagine what you're like in person.
i mean 8:29.... oops
hell yeah i am a chick...never in a million years would i trade places with a dude....i love my assets and my talent!! ((-:
umm you got a BJ.. 10! no bj is bad. ever!
also a girl...i hate the term "eating out," it sounds so...i don't know. i can't place it either. so i just use "going down."
1:02 you're a moron.. I call it head and I'm a girl...
some people refer to performing oral sex on girls as giving them head
ahem, 10:43 it is physically impossible for a male to give a female head...just basic anatomy really
I think his answer is genius. She's now going to do everything she can to be his first 10. Unless she's like most girls and is only asking to gripe at him for his honest answer.
2:05 marry me
well boys give us girls some tips
grading on a scale is ruining America
Light teeth usage can be very good actually... but unlike my first bj experience, please don't treat my, or any other bloke's gentleman vegetables like real vegetables. Blood and screaming and stitches is not what I would describe as the best first sexual experience. Luckily I got over it.
But in all honesty, any bj is better than no bj ergo all bjs are great.
I agree with 2:10 (also a girl)
I don't like the term "eating out"
it just...I dunno something about it I don't like.
people in Alaska perform oral sex??
Why wouldn't we?
Did she make you cum? Did she use teeth? Did it feel good? Technique and style are all bonus.
10:53 - hi, i'm a girl! we exist, i promise.
haha who corrects spelling in anonymous responses. who fucking cares? dude, I'm glad you're being honest with a bj slut.
I've always wanted to try giving head but haven't gotten to that point with any guy. What I need is a guy friend to give me lessons! I don't want to give sucky BJ's. Oh well, college is a great time for experimenting, right? ;)