The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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Okay u retarded bitches. WTF is wrong w an uncut dick? I mean can u feel the xtra skin inside u? I didn't fucking think so. And it's not like your pussy is any better. It's ALL skin and shit. My boyfriend is uncut/an anteater/turtleneck and I love it. He lasts for so long and it feels amazing for him. We can go forever without him cumming. It is so great! Evryone is so funny on this site bc they love arguing with strangers! Lol fucking dumb shit
I'm a female and I've been with both cut and uncut guys! Uncut is so fun to blow and cut looks more attractive but they're both great! As long as the guy takes the 5 SECONDS in tha shower to pull back his skin and rinse, I say let's go uncut :)
Personally, I think if God didn't want us to have a foreskin, he wouldn't have put one there in the first place. Would you remove the clitoral hood on a woman? It's the same principle and I would prefer to have one. It's possible to reform a foreskin, working on that now. Thanks mom and dad for cutting without my permission.
do you like, roll it back during head? seems like uncut is more of a hassle in the long run.
you should really get that shit done dude.
i'm just going to say it.. i would like to expeirence the uncircumcised before i judge and right now i think its perfectly fine...
Mines cut but its loose so my foreskin moves with it. Its pretty damn noce
I feel ya bro....
What's wrong with anteaters? At UCI we got thousands of 'em!
zot zot ;)
NASTY FUMUNDA CHEESE
The REAL question is, would his healing factor keep Wolverine from getting circumcised?
Actually, circumcision first started as a way to keep dicks clean when people didn't bathe often. Nowadays, uncut dicks can be as clean as cut dicks, men just have to learn how to clean it.
By the way, ass > tits.
Yeah, uncut is still friggin gross and any girl that doesn't agree probably hasn't been with any cut guys, like 4:35 up there... It's kind of funny that guys with uncut penises are defending themselves here though... nice try. Do yourselves a favor, stop making excuses, and get it cut. Your next girlfriend will be very thankful you did.
Jungle dick is nasty.
3.37 is the biggest whore.
no one cares about any of your opinions
anteater? my bf's is more like a dolphin actually. haha.
Shut yo beef curtains. No one's interested in what you think.
HOW MANY FORESKIN RELATED TEXTS ARE WE GOING TO HAVE ON HERE PEOPLE
wtf its mostly jews and muslims who get circumcised. Christians dont do it as a religious practice so much. not a big deal if you're uncircumcised
ps: 6:03 Jesus was circumcised. read the Bible for Christ's sake
uncut guys can masturbate without lube or spit :)
That sucks! Have you ever seen Nip/Tuck? There's an epeisode where the son decides to do the procedure to himself... Not so great. but it's still hilarious! He found a website that would walk him through it!
hahahhahaha ar 6:01 (1) Turtleneck. Fantastic!
is sex better when your not cut?
PS if a girl turns down dick if its cut or not shes a fucking CLAM SMACKER!
oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
i bet anything that 12:01 is really a dude
it's as normal as a dental cleaning. he probably got it done in the ghetto or a third world country.
^ There's more nerve endings in an uncut guy, but how much of a difference those nerve endings make will probably never be known.
sticky fumunda cheese reaks so bad.
oh god i see the "OMG CIRCUMCISED MEN HAVE SCARRED BABY DICKS IM A REAL MAN CUZ IM NOT CUT" guys already got here. seriously if you think you are so much better why do you have to rant about cut guys all the time? insecure much?
Just throwing it out there that I care a whole hell of a lot more about the person who is attached to the dick than what the end of it looks like.
elephant truncks lmao
my tight wet pussys waiting
I JUST WANT COCK IN MY PUSSY
8:58 Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit
scrape the swweaty cheese curdle out of there!
LOL the skin pulls back off the head when you get fully erect anyway sooo...while the action's goin down there's no difference except for an extra element of sensation for the chick, assuming he knows how to use a washcloth it's aesthetically and hygenically the same good lord people
its funny because the cut guys that i have been with have such a skewed perception thinking that there is a massive amount of foreskin on uncut guys. my cut ex actually said something like, imagine giving a blow job to an uncut guy, so much extra in your mouth, youd just gag! yeaaa...no....its not like that at all. haha.
wtf? foreskin ftw? make a fucking club hahahahaha
Hey 11:12, take your nasty shallow ass someplace else. No uncut guy I have EVER been with has EVER had a smegma problem. But then again, they BATHE regularly. Too bad you're so skanky you can't get a man smart enough to take a shower before fucking you in your skanky ass bitch.
As a woman, my personal preference is a circumcised penis. I suppose they're more attractive to me because that's what I'm used to. That being said, there's no right or wrong way to be and all women should be grateful their men even have dicks. And men... you're all fine just the way you are.
i wonder who the sick fuck with the idea to circumsize in the first place was
i just cant believe i read all of these...
does it really matter? just be happy you're getting some!
6:43, AKA troll bitch, i wrote at 6:39, and i can assure you i am not also 6:41. i was taking a piss if you must know.
i just butt pissed and splattered the toilet at taco bell...and theres toilet paper
*Ah the jews.... Even greedy with their foreskin....*
I don't get why people argue over this.
All of you arguing about cut/uncut have made the text = not funny.
An uncircumcised man is the sexiest thing in the world. It's our stupid American culture that tries to chop off part of a poor baby's penis.
when i suck my guys dick really hard, i get a bunch of skin in my mouthlol and actually the 2 guys ive ever been with have been uncut. strange. it really doesn't matter to me, it's all good.
ZOT ZOT ZOT! BITCHES
My boyfriend has both.
thank you 6:10.. its only right!!! all the uncut guys are in here like "my boyfriend's uncut and its the best ever!!!" lmao.. yea right, it looks gross as hell and it might feel good... but a nice circumsized dick feels just wonderful to me- and it looks good too. (6:01 #3) haha
like a wrapped vagina around your schlong....
6:36 You just admitted to purposefully trolling on this site. Your life must fucking suck.
1:45-- can that really happen??? if so, that IS sweet. like you say, best of both worlds.
Wonder what it would be like to put an anteater snout up there.
Just grossed myself out.
11:56 I WILL BE GLAD TO HELP YOU OUT
^ The cup of tea is brilliant.
Michael Jackson died?
my boyfriend is uncut and it's amazing
an uncircumcised penis is disgusting. CHEESY BUILDUP. no blow jobs. need i say more? and btw you don't have to be a baby to get circumcised.
he's still getting a bj, what's the problem again?
tell 'em on ijustwanttotellyou.c0m!
Uncircumcised penises are much sexier than their mutilated counterparts. They make sex more enjoyable for me (the lady), and for the guy. Its there for a reason folks! Its estimated that only 20% of the worlds men are circumcised. How American to believe they everyone is like them and everyone else is weird.
And yes, it KIND OF resembles an anteater to people with a sense of humor. Everyone needs to lighten up a little bit and just do it like they do on the discovery channel!!
I agree w/ 8:31, look up "female genital mutilation" and you will never whine about circumcision being "teh evil and mean" again!!
I prefer turtle neck over lonely mushroom head with scars. : D. Oh and to the Jack ass that said isn't mutilation that it's something u won't feel later on.... Perhaps but that only applies to new borns, trying getting ur dick cut at as an adult and tell me you won't remember that shit. :)
everyone keeps saying a uncut guys dick is more sensitive like it's a good thing. Most of them must be minute men then.
Anteater for the win?
^^ And yet you're still here and bitching.
i've had cut guys that tasted worse than uncut ones. eww. whether its cut or uncut wash your fucking dick.
fucking disgusting cheesy jungle dick
cut chicks don't know shit about playing an uncut...
oh honey no. I'm just saying dick is dick. however, I've had 40+ and never encountered an anteater sooo ..
6:01 (3), you are about as shallow as a wading pool.
Fuck you. I'm an anteater.
I HOPE GORDON IN THE CORDUROY PANTS IS CIRCUMCISED.
6:05 its ROAST BEEF curtains. and ur sick for saying that you shithead.
Hey 10:24, I'm a chick who's been with both cut and uncut, and I DON'T CARE. Like 11:45 said, I care more about the person attached to the dick than I do about whether he's cut or not. if I was his next girlfriend, i'd be pissed that listened to such a skank like yourself. get some depth!!!!!!
Guys, seriously; any chick worth a shit is not gonna care if you're cut or not! think of your foreskin as a way to weed out all the shallow skanky bitches. You're better off without THEM, and keeping your foreskin.
thank you, 6:29. not only are you a troll, 6:28, but a REALLY BAD one. at least if you're gonna pick fights, pick them over something that i actually wrote!!!!!
and people like you who say "how are you gonna listen on a website" and pick apart figurative language are just grasping for things to say because you don't have any real basis for your insults. good day.
Ya way easier to jerk off when uncut. In fact, normal Catholic/Christian Americans started picking up the practice to discourage masturbation. Ahhh how the religion and the church always rears it's ugly head in everything! Like dude up there said, leave the Jews keep their odd ball traditions.
Oh and yes it's WAY better for a girl too cuz the skin moves up and down with each movement, totally awesome feeling for the chick!
WASH YOUR PENIS!
haha girls are not one to talk. Pussy looks like a goddamn popped balloon.
Have you ever seen a vagina by itself? Not for me...
watching the foreskin move over the head and back while my boyfriend jacks off is one of the hottest things i've ever seen. for real. i was never attracted to uncut guys before him but i think it (well, his) is awesome.
639 & 641 are the same person... haha
6:01 knows nothing about real men. The second 6:01
This text is funny. The people who are going to bitch about how uncut/cut is superior to the other will not be. Personal preferences people, there's advantages to both and if care so much you can get yourself cut now OP guy, man up or stop bitching.
Well maybe we should all go back to the shaved vs. unshaved debate..
JUST KIDDING. HA HA HA.
hey, this is the ACCOUNTANT from the text about high school girls. yeah, it dont matter what my dick be looking like, all the young hos be on it. from middle to high school, I wow them all with my honda civic with the custom spoiler and the 36 g's I make a year. when i go to the high school its crazier than a Fat Girls for Twilight convention
if this were in person, would you really be arguing over a dick preferance?
10:24 is a cumbucket
12:54 you are a cock sucker
OK seriously, it takes LITERALLY 2 seconds for an uncut guy to clean his dick. All they have to do is retract, rinse, and that's IT. If a guy can wash his hair, he can clean his uncut dick
penis... Penis...PeNiS...PENIS... PEEEEEENIIISSSSSSSS
i prefer uncut men ^_^...lol
because of that sticky cheese
i meant no toilet paper
6:10, if you were talking to me, the 6:05 who told people not to argue, you're wrong. on all accounts. so just shut up, you little cunt.
you talk about your feelings on it? hahahahaha
Whoever it is that brought it up TWICE that they have had "40 dicks"...weather that's true or not you just look like an idiot.
waiittttt, 6:23, you are very, VERY confused. i told people not to argue, but i also went on to say that i am a female who prefers CUT guys, but i'm not going to argue about it. so where are you getting this idea that i'm a fat uncircumcised guy? i like my men CIRCUMCISED. i just didn't wanna listen to the bitching of people like you. i don't understand what the hell is in your ass, but get it out right quick, bitch.
I had a guy in my phone as "Turtleneck"... He got pissed when he saw it.
They're both idiots. Her for calling it an anteater and him for wanting to be circumcised.
isn't there like a semi-circumcision?like keep best of both worlds?
dude you can get it cut at any age, it's just that you will remember the pain....lol
My boyfriend is uncircumcised and he has never been made fun of for it. Not in the locker room, not by his friends, and not by any of the girls he has been with. He also gives me the best sex I have ever had. Maybe the guy that posted this needs to stop fucking stupid whores and develop some confidence.
To 11:45- There is such thing as adult circumcision. You could always just let your son decide for himself when he is old enough. Just an option to present to your wife.
AHAHAHAHAHA, anteater lolol how did I miss the resemblance?
wow this fighting is really stupid. Everyone can have their own opinion about something. I like cut, some like uncut, some honestly don't care. If your cut im not gunna call you mutilated, if your not cut, im not gunna call you unclean. All those things arent true. They are only pathetic attempts at "fighting" for what you think is right, but no matter what you say, people will still like or dislike whatever they want so it's poinless. Its personal preference, no reason to put another person down.
so... about the actual text- looooollll anteater!!!
9:01PM I'd love that but yeah I figured it would be as clean as your head....
i was born with 2, 1 is cut one isnt :]
bahahhahahahaha they really do look like anteaters! Eh a dick is a dick. Just make sure its atleast 5 inches long and fat.
I don't care one way or another, but how about this: We stop cutting baby penises and let guys decide for themselves when they're 18.
well, we were going to date (by the way i am a woman...) and then he told me how embarassed he was abuot his dick being uncircumsized.. i hate when men can't be confident so it didnt work out. but we're still friends, so yes, we've talked about our feelings on it lol
circumcised dicks are worthless
i think its hilarious when guys consider circumcision "mutilation," it shows they have never experienced any REAL pain or seen any REAL bad things happen to someone in their life. a quick procedure that you will never remember? oh WAHH
Does it even matter? really. getting fucked is getting fucked. Dont worry about it
FOREskin FOREskin FOREskin... AMERICANS SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF THE FORESKIN!!!!!!!!
peel that back and scrape out that cheese
Exactly, this text is such an example of how we take the best things in life for granted
Hitler had the right idea.
6:01, there actually isnt a difference in cleanliness concerning the two. It's a myth. Educate yourself before you turn down some awesome dicks.
wow you are all wrong circumsisions have been around since before jesus. its in the bible.
FAKE. No guy with a whole dick is going to wish someone chopped off part of it. How insecure are the moderators of this website about their circumcisions? This is like the fifth ridiculous pro-circumcision text on here.
Supposedly, an uncut cock is more sensitive then a cut cock. Makes sense since the glans (head) has the most nerve endings.
Downside is, of course, a guy has a bit more work to do keeping himself clean for his lovers.
haaahahahhaa 625- if you dont want to "listen" (how u gonna listen on a damn website u stupid half brained bitch).. to the bitching of people like me... why would you even respond to me? get a fuckin clue and it wouldnt hurt for you to shove that CUT/CIRCUMSIZED dick in your mouth, that way i dont have tp "listen" to you anymore. bitch.
now, ive fucked alot of people and theyve ALL been circumcised, so what the balls r u people talkin about?
oh everybody shut the fuck up!!!!!! DICK IS DICK!! bitches if u like a guy its not gonna matter if hes cut or not. your still gonna suck and fuck his dick! GAME OVER!
ok i just have to say that Gordon in the Corduroy Pants from American Apparel looks like he's wearin flesh colored pants and his feet blend in with the pants... its wierd.... kinda creepy... i bet he's uncircumsized.
well 631- shut up it was some careless fun. you all are too damn soft. its a fuckin website. get over it. did you seriously let little ol me upset you?? get a life, God. you're softer than some fuckin cotton balls.
ewwww, uncircumcision!! *gag*
oh and also 11:39 amen to you
seriously, 6:23, i said none of the things you are accusing me of saying. anyone who can follow a thread can see that. i think you're just trolling and picked a random person on the screen to attack.
My previous boss had a botched circumcision and has dick is fucked up forever now. I wouldn't let anyone near my cock with a sharp cutting devise. I don't plan on ever having kids, ever, but if I had a son I wouldn't let anyone near his dick especially with a sharp knife. That's some twisted unnecessary medical procedure made up by some dirty dicked doctor.
7:06, i wouldn't go that far. they seem to work just fine to me, lol.
I am perfectly content with my uncut cock. there is no way in hell that I would even consider for a second getting cut. plus, it just means that the ladies get to learn new things if they havent been with an uncut guy before. Im like a pioneer
the uncircumsized is the dirty dick!
ohhh and there is definitely a difference in cleanliness. you have more upkeep if you're not cut.
lolll loving how sensitive all the uncut guys on here are
W/e the majority of the world isn't circumcised, America needs to get over it.
as long as they are clean i as a female love them , they are soo fun to blow!
I was never cut. But my penis outgrew its sheath. It's like the best of both worlds. I win.
i have a 7 1 / 2 incher ready to enter your p.ussy
Lyke omg my bf has it that way n its the best way.
U suck if urs is dif'rent omg haha ya rite
LMAO 6:01 (1) thats what me and my girls call uncircumcised dicks... turtlenecks! lol that shits disgusting
10:28-- you say cut guys have such a skewed perception of uncut guys....if they are cut why would you expect them to know much about what it's like to be uncut?
more importantly, i think UNcut guys also have a lot of messed up ideas about cut guys too. sooo, it goes both ways...
baaaahahahahaha 6:13/6:05.. whatever the fuck u are- yea i said it. and youre probably not just a fatty, but youre probably one of those fat uncircumsized guys on here who is trying to defend themselves by claiming to be a girlfriend who "loves it uncut!" lmao. nasty ass bitch!
Mine looks more like an anteater and a nazi helmet.
if you bring jesus into it you clearly know nothing because jesus is a lie ;)
hate to break it to you but someone has to
9:01PM don't worry I"ll let you nibble at it after that's what you love most right?
This type of text always starts the bloodiest battles.
5:55 is so right. Be grateful your parents gave you a choice in the matter.
6:41 (3) u are def. right.
pleaseeeeee nobody argue about it! 5:55 is right. everyone prefers different things. i prefer cut guys, for instance, but im not gonna go EWWWWW. im gonna laugh at the funny text, and call it a day. which is what you should all do.
i refuse to touch a coke with foreskin ew its like rolling up a sleve!
you should fix that shit.
2:21 - whaddayou know; I bet you like beets
FYI my boyfriend was born in the philipines & his family was not wealthy. He's circumcised. Whats everyone elses excuse
only hos who've tasted both can really state an opinion on this...a dick is a dick you don't marry it or look at it in the face when eating pasta and smile back...you ride it dry and hard like a wet pole on a midsummer day...
i would never do that to my kid
everyone except for 5:56 is a dbag.
ewww uncut is so nasty. so gross it looks like those lightsabers we usto play with as kids... only when theyre pushed all the way down. and cut is way cleaner. and looks better. jesus.
uncut guys have more sensitivity in the heads of their dicks, so... that's better.
and cut or uncut, cleanliness is up to the person attached to the cock. either way, it needs to be washed and taken care of. uncut is not inherently cleaner than cut. that's a bad argument.
honey, no one likes you. just end it now, and leave.
this is 6:36- are you people stupid, we obviously are doing the SAME FUCKING THING.. we're on a website looking at OTHER PEOPLE's LIVES AND GOOD TIMES.... so just because i want to add some drama to this website when it gets boring that makes ME have less of a life than you??? either way youre spending all your time online worrying about it. so stupid. dumb fucks.
how about we start arguing about whether boobs are better than asses? like omgzz!1!11oneone
8:41PM then don't read bitch cause you did...
^ The moderators are as insecure as the guys that insist on calling circumcised guys mutilated.
It's more like a turtle neck sweater than an anteater. And when you have a hard on and the foreskin is pulled back you can't even tell the difference.
Whoever said they look the same when hard is absolutely right. If you like looking at limp dicks then maybe you have a preference. Some people do it for religion, others for "asthetics." I'm a girl and I don't care if he's cut or uncut as long as he keeps it clean. Also, I have assisted with circumcisions before, and held the little guys hand while he screamed...yeah, not so sure I want my kids to be circ'ed but I'd probably go with what my husb wanted.
anteater hell...an anteater with a double-goiter
so nasty- and 605 shut the hell up, you probably havent seen a dick cut OR uncut in your whole life. fatty
HOW ABOUT CAMEL TOESSS????
i would NEVER leave mine uncircumsized. my friend is and he hates it. i dont blame him.
^ And that's funny how?
AGREED, ANTEATERS UNITE!!!! FORESKINS ALL THE WAY!!!!
6:32 Breast are better than ass to answer ur question
6:36-- the trolls are the ones who need lives. if that is your source of fun, sad. go flap your labia elsewhere.
Hoes = gardening tool
Hos = whore.
i'm so glad my life isn't that sad that i'm reduced to trolling (illiterately, might i add) on tfln...........damn.
Go to a freakin urologist and get it cut if it bothers you. Or get over it.
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