On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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sitting at my desk. Just realized this is the dumbest text of the day....
Your mom is the dumbest text of the day
Omg we were prob in Vegas together! Was there this weekend
Gyros are delicious!!
Was I any different when you taught me?
Same area code, nice\n\nWhat wasn't nice? This text, it sucks
What's even worse is you're coming back to MI.
I've so done this!
Some one got lucky
Musta jizzed at a strip club