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  • You know what else is good birth control? Oral sex! And it doesn't hurt at all! I want you boys to drop and give me 20!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:28pm
  • 5:28 we don't know if it was her long-term boyfriend who ate her out... in a Mercedes. You love to throw the "slut" word around to people who are getting any when you're not, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Probably a fucking C Class. Yawn. - Pretentious guy who isn't easiy impressed in the corner wearing a rugsby sweater and boat shoes during the summer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Anal is the #1 form of birthcontrol. Ladies remember, anal will always hurt less than childbirth. This has been a public service announcment -psa guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:26pm
  • I think that every guy would agree: no anal in a mercedes. Too risky. And by that, I mean that no person wants shit all over the nice leather seats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:48pm
  • slut slut slut slut slut and theres nothing you fuckers can do about it. hahahahaha slut slut slut slut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:55pm
  • You're lights... Hehe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Doesn't your face sleep?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:21pm
  • So was the big mac good from mcdonalds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:53pm
  • I feel like everyone is older than me and I'm just plain fed up with it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:18pm
  • My boyfriend ate me out under his Harry Potter curtains on a Monday night. I earned this shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:44am
  • i think the best experience i ever had was in the back of my dad's old car. huge back seat...so good i ripped a hole in some of the upholstery...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:35am
  • 8:50 (1) wow racist much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:54am
  • "U go gurl"? I thought it was 2009, no?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:59pm
  • I got road-head while driving a Porsche...being chased by the police! no bullshit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:13am
  • 8:50 who's quit guy? We know a quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:12am
  • I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:36am
  • Bullshit. If this bitch was inva Mercedes, she' d be blowing it's owners cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Anal and abortions are funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Must not get eaten out very often....poor girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:44pm
  • thinking the op earned it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Come see me I'll eat u out on my Harley

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:45pm
  • She's not bragging about the Mercedes, people! They're nice cars, but they have small interiors. It takes some manuevering to be able to get eaten out in there. THANK YOU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:57pm
  • I feel like you are all 12 years old. WTF is First? and who the fucking is being childish and writing You're this you're that. GROW UP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:16pm
  • What's the significance of it being in a Mercedes? Does it make it feel better?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:35pm
  • I know how you feel girlfriend teeheeeheee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:49pm
  • I think all the previous posts were written by one person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:22pm
  • for some reason it makes me sad that she's so excited about the mercedes part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:41am
  • 8:26, the word would be YOUR. Please pull forward to the next window.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Aren't we a special lil slut...it's sad people are proud if this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Good job Houston cell phone person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:00am
  • oh god no not that 6:05

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Waitttt...who gives a fucking shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Ya 3:40 or 2:40 whatever you are I bet you had a bad experience and 12:18 struck a chord didn't he? Geez man anger management doesn't deny people you shouldn't be afraid to pick up the phone and make that call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:29pm
  • 9:59...what's ur point??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Mayans got it righttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:17pm
  • **ATTENTION** everyone that hates the "you're" guy, the "quit guy in the corner" guy. and "big tone" guy. STOP saying you do. I actually think they are funny but your giving them if they are all different ppl what they want that's attention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:50am
  • Sorry I didn't respond quickly. I had to turn the lights on and off four times first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:32pm
  • LLik LLik LLik ft. Mecedes slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Wait what's the significance of it being on a Tuesday night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:57pm
  • Im horny u wanna suck some clit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:26pm
  • That text goes to show that you are trashy and classless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:20pm
  • umm... yes.. but ya know.. trucks can be just as hot.. if not better! *

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:21am
  • Fuck you all. The original you're guy is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:47pm
  • Fuck that guy, he's not me. I alone am me. And fuck you asshole I don't give a fuck what you think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:41pm
  • I use a thesaurus like it's going out of style in order to impress my message board friends!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:54pm
  • I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Earned what?......herpes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Seriously..y just go from page to page writing the same shit..GET A LIFE!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:31am
  • Hit me up. I will eat u in m lambo if ur decent. 7654303556

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:28am
  • Story of my fucking life ! That's every night for me ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:54am
  • Would if be better in a Chevy ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:08pm
  • If you want mature you should visit another site. Quiet guy/and all his personas nor I are any less mature than the filth that is repeatedly typed/spoken about here. Fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:43pm
  • I woulda rolled up my owner's manual and fucked her with that too, or at least make her sit on the shifter or e-brake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:17pm
  • yea I know right, like how do people stay in this site all night? don't they sleep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Hey, "You're Dude", Please stop with the childish crap. I know 10 year olds with more maturity than you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:36pm
  • I'd bet good money that this is just another woodlands barbiedoll slut. So this really isn't news, that happens hourly here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:26pm
  • Glad your happy! It's all down hill from here. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:15pm
  • ATTENTION: Youre an idiot if you think those 3 trolls are represented by only 3 people. It's an army now with eveyone claiming to be the original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:54am
  • Why all the caps? I HATE THAT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:13pm
  • hahahahahaha, someone actualy said this was fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:40am
  • Lmao lmao 240 then you would care. Lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Just wait a few days until it starts itching in your Slugbug then ask yourself if you earned it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Yous a ho. HO! Yous a ho. HO! Yous a ho. I said that yous a ho. HO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:59am
  • don't you realize 7:22 how jaded all these men are? oh no, after women's liberation the girls aren't saving themselves for them anymore! all girls must be sluts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:26pm
  • You're written by one person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:23pm
  • My point is it's 2009 and white people are still saying that shit. It was originally a way for white people to appear somewhat urban being that the term originated from the "Martin" show. Now it's only used by stupid white bitches who desperately want to be cool but can't grasp the concept of "played out". THAT'S my point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:50am
  • Can we still be friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:29pm
  • @5:30.....Any girl who brags about being out in a mercedes via text message is a slut. Boyfriend or not. Anybody who defends her is a slut. Slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:11pm
  • So if you drive Mercedes, girls would be ____ What? Excited to be eaten out in it...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:05am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:01am
  • doesn't chuy from Chelsea Lately drive a Mercedes?....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:52pm
  • Shesounds like she's 16 or something...WOW u got eaten out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:41pm
  • I have an AMG come find me \nhaha

    Submitted by ML55AMG on Sep 20, 10 at 1:19am
  • I love sure love eaten pussy. Especially CreamPie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:35am
  • I don't get wat a big deal is...so fkn wat? Oh wow she got eaten out...I got eaten out while waiting for a bus in Russia in April wen it was still snowing. she just sounds like a girl who don't get laid often. Mercedes ? Wtvr...I would care if it was gt-r or 240

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:54pm
  • What's the 2012 mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:57am
  • Sounds like meals on wheels 2 me, u go gurl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:50pm
  • White people are scary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:21pm
  • I'll willingly munch on the vag ladies, hit me up! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:36am
  • To the guy that just writes..You're ____ over and over..you are a fucking LOSER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:30am
  • To the "you're" guy... What kind of medication u taking... For "you're OCD"!!! cuz it ain't working!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:26pm
  • My you're quite the lady!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:19pm
  • 12:18 what the fuck does that mean so what she's eaten outyhat doesn't means she a slutbag and just cuz u can't get any doesn't me u have to be an asshole about it...what I'm trying to say is...FUCK OFF!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:40pm
  • I don't think virgins should be allowed to talk about sex. It's just their overwhelming ignorance sickens me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:28pm
  • I think that's sheer luck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Some people need a larger vocabulary. "&$@"*%#¥+>>?!&$&"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Did you make it worth his time? Or money?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:24pm
  • damn crazy scary white poeple

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:23pm
  • She should have had anal in a Mercedes. That would have been a worthy story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:33pm
  • 8:54 my point is don't give them attention and they will leave

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:53am
  • how is this girl a slut? seriously. all i ever see on this stupid website is about guys getting head, and now that a girl's getting some she's a slut? becausssse girls don't deserve to get a little? right. okay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Who says it's not her Mercedes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:34pm
  • I'm sad about your face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:22am
  • I like a girl who can appreciate a man goin down town and gettin the job done!! He did get the job done right???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:29am
  • I'm more mature than your face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:40pm
  • it's just fun seeing the reaction some people have to these posts thats all but I'll stop for now gotta go anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Anal in a Mercedes would have been cool, oral is just lame...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:12am
  • I don't think sluts should talk about sex. Their sick nastiness sickens me:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Lol@the "you're guy" thinking he's the first chap to troll a site by saying "you're" or "your face" in front of everything. That ain't original, mate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:03pm
  • 5:41 haha yeah really now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:44pm
  • I got eaten out in the dressing room of Christian dior... Win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:44pm
  • Whip out the double ended dildos, I'm going to scissor bitches all night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:28pm
  • The only thing that makes you is a gold digging whore. You know, as opposed to just a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Your face is the word

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:58pm
  • You're a slut. Slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Message board characters are for loners

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:58pm
  • I fuck my girlfriend in my dads s500.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:45pm
  • That's the coolest thing ever I love that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:44pm
  • 1:30... Your fake and your mother hates you. Go jump off a bridge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:20am
  • Ye cuz lotus is same as skyline rite? Wow excuse me for beign an idiot I guess  lotus is the ugliest shit ever! At least tesla..that one is less ugly. say watever u want but 240sx aka 240 (duh!) is hela sweet car

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:17pm
  • this is my favorite text of all time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:21pm
  • FAAAKE! Unless it's a mangina cuz a chick wouldn't say that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:30am
  • 4:22 she did say gt-r . Learn to read. And (281) WIN!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Try the fitting room at la Perla.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:44pm
  • Must not take it in the ass very much...poor girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Abortions should be required

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:01pm
  • How sad? The "you're guy" defends himself posing as a bystander, then turns around and trolls himself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:07pm
  • No anal, no care...take it in the ass next time you selfish slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:40pm
  • i fucked my neighbor in his mercedes and everytime i pass by that car i feel so proud of myself lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:18am
  • You like cum on your face?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:23pm
  • Prepare for doomsday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Hells ya keep it classy H-Town

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:27pm
  • been there....done that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:05am
  • Stop trolling the trolls!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:31am
  • Can we say hooooooo!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:36am
  • Couldn't u say gtr or lotus lmao stupid ho lmao....240.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:22pm
  • I fucked a girl in my bentley GT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:44pm
  • All the crazy white people will cease to exist December 21st 2012

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:25pm
  • U give new meaning to .... Riding dirty! =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:31pm
  • You're busy fingering their asses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Base model C300 with manual locks and windows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:30pm
  • Have a Mercedes and yet to happen!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut! What?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Haha u know what they say meals on wheels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Ha I totally know who wrote this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Hell yea you earned that shit! holla

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:56pm
  • A 1989 Mercedes diesel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:02am
  • A Mercedes wow ! A guess a ho is a ho ! ( big tone rides into the sunset)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:52pm
  • My boyfriend said vagina smelled bad as I tried to get him to eat me out......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:23pm
  • wooohooo! eaten out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:13pm
  • big f-ing deal 'a mercedes!" what kind of imbecile are you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:22pm
  • MEGAN FOX IS A MAN! GOOGLE IT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Your ass is a reindeer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:01pm