I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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You know what else is good birth control? Oral sex! And it doesn't hurt at all! I want you boys to drop and give me 20!
5:28 we don't know if it was her long-term boyfriend who ate her out... in a Mercedes. You love to throw the "slut" word around to people who are getting any when you're not, right?
Probably a fucking C Class. Yawn.
- Pretentious guy who isn't easiy impressed in the corner wearing a rugsby sweater and boat shoes during the summer.
Anal is the #1 form of birthcontrol. Ladies remember, anal will always hurt less than childbirth. This has been a public service announcment
You're lights... Hehe
Waitttt...who gives a fucking shit
I think that every guy would agree: no anal in a mercedes. Too risky. And by that, I mean that no person wants shit all over the nice leather seats.
My boyfriend ate me out under his Harry Potter curtains on a Monday night. I earned this shit.
Can we still be friends
slut slut slut slut slut and theres nothing you fuckers can do about it. hahahahaha slut slut slut slut!
She's not bragging about the Mercedes, people! They're nice cars, but they have small interiors. It takes some manuevering to be able to get eaten out in there. THANK YOU.
Doesn't your face sleep?
I feel like everyone is older than me and I'm just plain fed up with it!
but ya know.. trucks can be just as hot..
if not better!
So was the big mac good from mcdonalds
i think the best experience i ever had was in the back of my dad's old car. huge back seat...so good i ripped a hole in some of the upholstery...
Would if be better in a Chevy ?
for some reason it makes me sad that she's so excited about the mercedes part.
8:50 who's quit guy? We know a quiet guy
8:50 (1) wow racist much?
Anal and abortions are funny
I use a thesaurus like it's going out of style in order to impress my message board friends!!!
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
I got road-head while driving a Porsche...being chased by the police!
Come see me I'll eat u out on my Harley
thinking the op earned it
"U go gurl"? I thought it was 2009, no?
I feel like you are all 12 years old. WTF is First? and who the fucking is being childish and writing You're this you're that. GROW UP
I know how you feel girlfriend teeheeeheee
8:26, the word would be YOUR.
Please pull forward to the next window.
Must not get eaten out very often....poor girl
**ATTENTION** everyone that hates the "you're" guy, the "quit guy in the corner" guy. and "big tone" guy. STOP saying you do. I actually think they are funny but your giving them if they are all different ppl what they want that's attention.
To the "you're" guy... What kind of medication u taking... For "you're OCD"!!! cuz it ain't working!!
Fuck you all. The original you're guy is hilarious.
I think all the previous posts were written by one person.
That text goes to show that you are trashy and classless.
Mayans got it righttt
Good job Houston cell phone person
LLik LLik LLik ft. Mecedes slut
Im horny u wanna suck some clit
What's the significance of it being in a Mercedes? Does it make it feel better?
Bullshit. If this bitch was inva Mercedes, she' d be blowing it's owners cock
Hit me up. I will eat u in m lambo if ur decent. 7654303556
Wait what's the significance of it being on a Tuesday night?
9:59...what's ur point??
Ya 3:40 or 2:40 whatever you are I bet you had a bad experience and 12:18 struck a chord didn't he? Geez man anger management doesn't deny people you shouldn't be afraid to pick up the phone and make that call.
Sorry I didn't respond quickly. I had to turn the lights on and off four times first
don't you realize 7:22 how jaded all these men are?
oh no, after women's liberation the girls aren't saving themselves for them anymore! all girls must be sluts!
I woulda rolled up my owner's manual and fucked her with that too, or at least make her sit on the shifter or e-brake
Aren't we a special lil slut...it's sad people are proud if this...
Yous a ho. HO! Yous a ho. HO! Yous a ho. I said that yous a ho. HO!
oh god no not that 6:05
Anal in a Mercedes would have been cool, oral is just lame...
I don't think sluts should talk about sex. Their sick nastiness sickens me:)
Glad your happy!
It's all down hill from here. lol
Why all the caps? I HATE THAT!
If you want mature you should visit another site. Quiet guy/and all his personas nor I are any less mature than the filth that is repeatedly typed/spoken about here. Fuck you.
ATTENTION: Youre an idiot if you think those 3 trolls are represented by only 3 people. It's an army now with eveyone claiming to be the original.
Hey, "You're Dude",
Please stop with the childish crap. I know 10 year olds with more maturity than you.
Seriously..y just go from page to page writing the same shit..GET A LIFE!!
yea I know right, like how do people stay in this site all night? don't they sleep
Fuck that guy, he's not me. I alone am me. And fuck you asshole I don't give a fuck what you think.
I love sure love eaten pussy. Especially CreamPie
this is my favorite text of all time
Sounds like meals on wheels 2 me, u go gurl!
Must not take it in the ass very much...poor girl...
Just wait a few days until it starts itching in your Slugbug then ask yourself if you earned it.
You're written by one person
1:30... Your fake and your mother hates you. Go jump off a bridge
doesn't chuy from Chelsea Lately drive a Mercedes?....
@5:30.....Any girl who brags about being out in a mercedes via text message is a slut. Boyfriend or not. Anybody who defends her is a slut. Slut.
I'd bet good money that this is just another woodlands barbiedoll slut. So this really isn't news, that happens hourly here.
Story of my fucking life ! That's every night for me ...
That's the coolest thing ever I love that shit
Lmao lmao 240 then you would care. Lmao.
I don't get wat a big deal is...so fkn wat? Oh wow she got eaten out...I got eaten out while waiting for a bus in Russia in April wen it was still snowing. she just sounds like a girl who don't get laid often. Mercedes ? Wtvr...I would care if it was gt-r or 240
So if you drive Mercedes, girls would be ____
Excited to be eaten out in it...?
My point is it's 2009 and white people are still saying that shit. It was originally a way for white people to appear somewhat urban being that the term originated from the "Martin" show. Now it's only used by stupid white bitches who desperately want to be cool but can't grasp the concept of "played out". THAT'S my point
To the guy that just writes..You're ____ over and over..you are a fucking LOSER
My you're quite the lady!
how is this girl a slut? seriously. all i ever see on this stupid website is about guys getting head, and now that a girl's getting some she's a slut? becausssse girls don't deserve to get a little? right. okay.
Shesounds like she's 16 or something...WOW u got eaten out
I have an AMG come find me \nhaha
White people are scary.
hahahahahaha, someone actualy said this was fake
I don't think virgins should be allowed to talk about sex. It's just their overwhelming ignorance sickens me.
12:18 what the fuck does that mean so what she's eaten outyhat doesn't means she a slutbag and just cuz u can't get any doesn't me u have to be an asshole about it...what I'm trying to say is...FUCK OFF!!
I like a girl who can appreciate a man goin down town and gettin the job done!! He did get the job done right???
What's the 2012 mean?
Did you make it worth his time? Or money?
I think that's sheer luck.
it's just fun seeing the reaction some people have to these posts thats all but I'll stop for now gotta go anyway
She should have had anal in a Mercedes. That would have been a worthy story
damn crazy scary white poeple
Whip out the double ended dildos, I'm going to scissor bitches all night!
Who says it's not her Mercedes?
8:54 my point is don't give them attention and they will leave
Some people need a larger vocabulary. "&$@"*%#¥+>>?!&$&"
I got eaten out in the dressing room of Christian dior... Win
You're a slut. Slut.
Your face is the word
Message board characters are for loners
5:41 haha yeah really now...
I'm sad about your face
I'll willingly munch on the vag ladies, hit me up! :)
I'm more mature than your face.
Lol@the "you're guy" thinking he's the first chap to troll a site by saying "you're" or "your face" in front of everything. That ain't original, mate.
I fuck my girlfriend in my dads s500.
Try the fitting room at la Perla.
Hells ya keep it classy H-Town
Have a Mercedes and yet to happen!!!
Abortions should be required
Ye cuz lotus is same as skyline rite? Wow excuse me for beign an idiot I guess lotus is the ugliest shit ever! At least tesla..that one is less ugly. say watever u want but 240sx aka 240 (duh!) is hela sweet car
FAAAKE! Unless it's a mangina cuz a chick wouldn't say that
No anal, no care...take it in the ass next time you selfish slut
i fucked my neighbor in his mercedes and everytime i pass by that car i feel so proud of myself lol
4:22 she did say gt-r . Learn to read. And (281) WIN!!!
You like cum on your face?
The only thing that makes you is a gold digging whore. You know, as opposed to just a whore.
How sad? The "you're guy" defends himself posing as a bystander, then turns around and trolls himself.
Stop trolling the trolls!!!
Slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut! What?
been there....done that
Base model C300 with manual locks and windows.
Couldn't u say gtr or lotus lmao stupid ho lmao....240.
Can we say hooooooo!!!!
All the crazy white people will cease to exist December 21st 2012
Haha u know what they say meals on wheels
Prepare for doomsday
You're busy fingering their asses
Ha I totally know who wrote this one.
A 1989 Mercedes diesel
I fucked a girl in my bentley GT
A Mercedes wow ! A guess a ho is a ho ! ( big tone rides into the sunset)
My boyfriend said vagina smelled bad as I tried to get him to eat me out......
wooohooo! eaten out!
U give new meaning to .... Riding dirty! =)
Hell yea you earned that shit! holla
MEGAN FOX IS A MAN! GOOGLE IT!
Your ass is a reindeer
big f-ing deal
what kind of imbecile are you?