I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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You know what else is good birth control? Oral sex! And it doesn't hurt at all! I want you boys to drop and give me 20!
5:28 we don't know if it was her long-term boyfriend who ate her out... in a Mercedes. You love to throw the "slut" word around to people who are getting any when you're not, right?
Probably a fucking C Class. Yawn.
- Pretentious guy who isn't easiy impressed in the corner wearing a rugsby sweater and boat shoes during the summer.
Anal is the #1 form of birthcontrol. Ladies remember, anal will always hurt less than childbirth. This has been a public service announcment
I think that every guy would agree: no anal in a mercedes. Too risky. And by that, I mean that no person wants shit all over the nice leather seats.
You're lights... Hehe
My boyfriend ate me out under his Harry Potter curtains on a Monday night. I earned this shit.
slut slut slut slut slut and theres nothing you fuckers can do about it. hahahahaha slut slut slut slut!
So was the big mac good from mcdonalds
Doesn't your face sleep?
I feel like everyone is older than me and I'm just plain fed up with it!
i think the best experience i ever had was in the back of my dad's old car. huge back seat...so good i ripped a hole in some of the upholstery...
8:50 who's quit guy? We know a quiet guy
Waitttt...who gives a fucking shit
8:50 (1) wow racist much?
but ya know.. trucks can be just as hot..
if not better!
Anal and abortions are funny
She's not bragging about the Mercedes, people! They're nice cars, but they have small interiors. It takes some manuevering to be able to get eaten out in there. THANK YOU.
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
"U go gurl"? I thought it was 2009, no?
I got road-head while driving a Porsche...being chased by the police!
Come see me I'll eat u out on my Harley
thinking the op earned it
for some reason it makes me sad that she's so excited about the mercedes part.
Bullshit. If this bitch was inva Mercedes, she' d be blowing it's owners cock
I feel like you are all 12 years old. WTF is First? and who the fucking is being childish and writing You're this you're that. GROW UP
Must not get eaten out very often....poor girl
8:26, the word would be YOUR.
Please pull forward to the next window.
I know how you feel girlfriend teeheeeheee
Would if be better in a Chevy ?
Mayans got it righttt
I think all the previous posts were written by one person.
Good job Houston cell phone person
What's the significance of it being in a Mercedes? Does it make it feel better?
**ATTENTION** everyone that hates the "you're" guy, the "quit guy in the corner" guy. and "big tone" guy. STOP saying you do. I actually think they are funny but your giving them if they are all different ppl what they want that's attention.
Can we still be friends
Wait what's the significance of it being on a Tuesday night?
9:59...what's ur point??
Ya 3:40 or 2:40 whatever you are I bet you had a bad experience and 12:18 struck a chord didn't he? Geez man anger management doesn't deny people you shouldn't be afraid to pick up the phone and make that call.
Sorry I didn't respond quickly. I had to turn the lights on and off four times first
LLik LLik LLik ft. Mecedes slut
Im horny u wanna suck some clit
That text goes to show that you are trashy and classless.
oh god no not that 6:05
Hit me up. I will eat u in m lambo if ur decent. 7654303556
Fuck you all. The original you're guy is hilarious.
I use a thesaurus like it's going out of style in order to impress my message board friends!!!
Aren't we a special lil slut...it's sad people are proud if this...
To the "you're" guy... What kind of medication u taking... For "you're OCD"!!! cuz it ain't working!!
I woulda rolled up my owner's manual and fucked her with that too, or at least make her sit on the shifter or e-brake
If you want mature you should visit another site. Quiet guy/and all his personas nor I are any less mature than the filth that is repeatedly typed/spoken about here. Fuck you.
Glad your happy!
It's all down hill from here. lol
Why all the caps? I HATE THAT!
ATTENTION: Youre an idiot if you think those 3 trolls are represented by only 3 people. It's an army now with eveyone claiming to be the original.
Story of my fucking life ! That's every night for me ...
Yous a ho. HO! Yous a ho. HO! Yous a ho. I said that yous a ho. HO!
don't you realize 7:22 how jaded all these men are?
oh no, after women's liberation the girls aren't saving themselves for them anymore! all girls must be sluts!
Seriously..y just go from page to page writing the same shit..GET A LIFE!!
Fuck that guy, he's not me. I alone am me. And fuck you asshole I don't give a fuck what you think.
yea I know right, like how do people stay in this site all night? don't they sleep
Hey, "You're Dude",
Please stop with the childish crap. I know 10 year olds with more maturity than you.
I'd bet good money that this is just another woodlands barbiedoll slut. So this really isn't news, that happens hourly here.
I love sure love eaten pussy. Especially CreamPie
Anal in a Mercedes would have been cool, oral is just lame...
Sounds like meals on wheels 2 me, u go gurl!
@5:30.....Any girl who brags about being out in a mercedes via text message is a slut. Boyfriend or not. Anybody who defends her is a slut. Slut.
I have an AMG come find me \nhaha
Just wait a few days until it starts itching in your Slugbug then ask yourself if you earned it.
You're written by one person
Lmao lmao 240 then you would care. Lmao.
doesn't chuy from Chelsea Lately drive a Mercedes?....
hahahahahaha, someone actualy said this was fake
I don't get wat a big deal is...so fkn wat? Oh wow she got eaten out...I got eaten out while waiting for a bus in Russia in April wen it was still snowing. she just sounds like a girl who don't get laid often. Mercedes ? Wtvr...I would care if it was gt-r or 240
So if you drive Mercedes, girls would be ____
Excited to be eaten out in it...?
My point is it's 2009 and white people are still saying that shit. It was originally a way for white people to appear somewhat urban being that the term originated from the "Martin" show. Now it's only used by stupid white bitches who desperately want to be cool but can't grasp the concept of "played out". THAT'S my point
To the guy that just writes..You're ____ over and over..you are a fucking LOSER
I don't think sluts should talk about sex. Their sick nastiness sickens me:)
Shesounds like she's 16 or something...WOW u got eaten out
What's the 2012 mean?
I think that's sheer luck.
White people are scary.
I don't think virgins should be allowed to talk about sex. It's just their overwhelming ignorance sickens me.
I like a girl who can appreciate a man goin down town and gettin the job done!! He did get the job done right???
Did you make it worth his time? Or money?
That's the coolest thing ever I love that shit
My you're quite the lady!
it's just fun seeing the reaction some people have to these posts thats all but I'll stop for now gotta go anyway
1:30... Your fake and your mother hates you. Go jump off a bridge
Must not take it in the ass very much...poor girl...
She should have had anal in a Mercedes. That would have been a worthy story
Who says it's not her Mercedes?
how is this girl a slut? seriously. all i ever see on this stupid website is about guys getting head, and now that a girl's getting some she's a slut? becausssse girls don't deserve to get a little? right. okay.
damn crazy scary white poeple
12:18 what the fuck does that mean so what she's eaten outyhat doesn't means she a slutbag and just cuz u can't get any doesn't me u have to be an asshole about it...what I'm trying to say is...FUCK OFF!!
I'll willingly munch on the vag ladies, hit me up! :)
Some people need a larger vocabulary. "&$@"*%#¥+>>?!&$&"
this is my favorite text of all time
8:54 my point is don't give them attention and they will leave
I got eaten out in the dressing room of Christian dior... Win
You're a slut. Slut.
I'm sad about your face
Your face is the word
Message board characters are for loners
5:41 haha yeah really now...
I fuck my girlfriend in my dads s500.
Whip out the double ended dildos, I'm going to scissor bitches all night!
Lol@the "you're guy" thinking he's the first chap to troll a site by saying "you're" or "your face" in front of everything. That ain't original, mate.
I'm more mature than your face.
Ye cuz lotus is same as skyline rite? Wow excuse me for beign an idiot I guess lotus is the ugliest shit ever! At least tesla..that one is less ugly. say watever u want but 240sx aka 240 (duh!) is hela sweet car
The only thing that makes you is a gold digging whore. You know, as opposed to just a whore.
FAAAKE! Unless it's a mangina cuz a chick wouldn't say that
Try the fitting room at la Perla.
No anal, no care...take it in the ass next time you selfish slut
i fucked my neighbor in his mercedes and everytime i pass by that car i feel so proud of myself lol
4:22 she did say gt-r . Learn to read. And (281) WIN!!!
You like cum on your face?
Abortions should be required
Hells ya keep it classy H-Town
Couldn't u say gtr or lotus lmao stupid ho lmao....240.
been there....done that
How sad? The "you're guy" defends himself posing as a bystander, then turns around and trolls himself.
Have a Mercedes and yet to happen!!!
Stop trolling the trolls!!!
Base model C300 with manual locks and windows.
Can we say hooooooo!!!!
All the crazy white people will cease to exist December 21st 2012
Prepare for doomsday
Haha u know what they say meals on wheels
I fucked a girl in my bentley GT
Slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut! What?
U give new meaning to .... Riding dirty! =)
You're busy fingering their asses
Ha I totally know who wrote this one.
A 1989 Mercedes diesel
A Mercedes wow ! A guess a ho is a ho ! ( big tone rides into the sunset)
Hell yea you earned that shit! holla
wooohooo! eaten out!
My boyfriend said vagina smelled bad as I tried to get him to eat me out......
MEGAN FOX IS A MAN! GOOGLE IT!
big f-ing deal
what kind of imbecile are you?
Your ass is a reindeer