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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:28pm

    You know what else is good birth control? Oral sex! And it doesn't hurt at all! I want you boys to drop and give me 20!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:30pm

    5:28 we don't know if it was her long-term boyfriend who ate her out... in a Mercedes. You love to throw the "slut" word around to people who are getting any when you're not, right?

  • 76 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:51pm

    Probably a fucking C Class. Yawn. - Pretentious guy who isn't easiy impressed in the corner wearing a rugsby sweater and boat shoes during the summer.

  • 66 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:48pm

    I think that every guy would agree: no anal in a mercedes. Too risky. And by that, I mean that no person wants shit all over the nice leather seats.

  • 85 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:26pm

    Anal is the #1 form of birthcontrol. Ladies remember, anal will always hurt less than childbirth. This has been a public service announcment -psa guy

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:18pm

    I feel like everyone is older than me and I'm just plain fed up with it!

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:44am

    My boyfriend ate me out under his Harry Potter curtains on a Monday night. I earned this shit.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:22pm

    I think all the previous posts were written by one person.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:57pm

    She's not bragging about the Mercedes, people! They're nice cars, but they have small interiors. It takes some manuevering to be able to get eaten out in there. THANK YOU.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:12am

    8:50 who's quit guy? We know a quiet guy

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:13am

    I got road-head while driving a Porsche...being chased by the police! no bullshit!

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:53pm

    So was the big mac good from mcdonalds

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:50pm

    Anal and abortions are funny

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:36pm

    Bullshit. If this bitch was inva Mercedes, she' d be blowing it's owners cock

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:44pm

    Must not get eaten out very often....poor girl

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:21pm

    Doesn't your face sleep?

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:29pm

    Ya 3:40 or 2:40 whatever you are I bet you had a bad experience and 12:18 struck a chord didn't he? Geez man anger management doesn't deny people you shouldn't be afraid to pick up the phone and make that call.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:34pm

    You're lights... Hehe

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:45pm

    Come see me I'll eat u out on my Harley

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:55pm

    slut slut slut slut slut and theres nothing you fuckers can do about it. hahahahaha slut slut slut slut!

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:18pm

    Earned what?......herpes?

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:54am

    8:50 (1) wow racist much?

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:49pm

    I know how you feel girlfriend teeheeeheee

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:36am

    I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:28pm

    Waitttt...who gives a fucking shit

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:28am

    Hit me up. I will eat u in m lambo if ur decent. 7654303556

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:36pm

    Hey, "You're Dude", Please stop with the childish crap. I know 10 year olds with more maturity than you.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:35pm

    What's the significance of it being in a Mercedes? Does it make it feel better?

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:35am

    i think the best experience i ever had was in the back of my dad's old car. huge back seat...so good i ripped a hole in some of the upholstery...

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:20pm

    That text goes to show that you are trashy and classless.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:54am

    Story of my fucking life ! That's every night for me ...

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:13pm

    thinking the op earned it

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:54pm

    I use a thesaurus like it's going out of style in order to impress my message board friends!!!

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:34pm

    I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:16pm

    I feel like you are all 12 years old. WTF is First? and who the fucking is being childish and writing You're this you're that. GROW UP

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:26pm

    Im horny u wanna suck some clit

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:28pm

    Aren't we a special lil slut...it's sad people are proud if this...

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:41am

    for some reason it makes me sad that she's so excited about the mercedes part.

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:36am

    I'll willingly munch on the vag ladies, hit me up! :)

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:50am

    **ATTENTION** everyone that hates the "you're" guy, the "quit guy in the corner" guy. and "big tone" guy. STOP saying you do. I actually think they are funny but your giving them if they are all different ppl what they want that's attention.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:20pm

    LLik LLik LLik ft. Mecedes slut

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:06pm

    oh god no not that 6:05

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:22pm

    9:59...what's ur point??

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:17pm

    Mayans got it righttt

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:15pm

    Glad your happy! It's all down hill from here. lol

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:50pm

    Sounds like meals on wheels 2 me, u go gurl!

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:32pm

    Sorry I didn't respond quickly. I had to turn the lights on and off four times first

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:19pm

    Lmao lmao 240 then you would care. Lmao.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:31am

    Seriously..y just go from page to page writing the same shit..GET A LIFE!!

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:28pm

    Whip out the double ended dildos, I'm going to scissor bitches all night!

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:21am

    umm... yes.. but ya know.. trucks can be just as hot.. if not better! *

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:41pm

    Fuck that guy, he's not me. I alone am me. And fuck you asshole I don't give a fuck what you think.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:59pm

    "U go gurl"? I thought it was 2009, no?

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:50am

    My point is it's 2009 and white people are still saying that shit. It was originally a way for white people to appear somewhat urban being that the term originated from the "Martin" show. Now it's only used by stupid white bitches who desperately want to be cool but can't grasp the concept of "played out". THAT'S my point

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:21pm

    yea I know right, like how do people stay in this site all night? don't they sleep

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:22pm

    how is this girl a slut? seriously. all i ever see on this stupid website is about guys getting head, and now that a girl's getting some she's a slut? becausssse girls don't deserve to get a little? right. okay.

  • 35 50
    Submitted by ML55AMG on Sep 20, 10 at 1:19am

    I have an AMG come find me \nhaha

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:31pm

    The only thing that makes you is a gold digging whore. You know, as opposed to just a whore.

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:05am

    So if you drive Mercedes, girls would be ____ What? Excited to be eaten out in it...?

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:26pm

    don't you realize 7:22 how jaded all these men are? oh no, after women's liberation the girls aren't saving themselves for them anymore! all girls must be sluts!

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:33pm

    She should have had anal in a Mercedes. That would have been a worthy story

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:18pm

    Just wait a few days until it starts itching in your Slugbug then ask yourself if you earned it.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:30am

    To the guy that just writes..You're ____ over and over..you are a fucking LOSER

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:17pm

    I woulda rolled up my owner's manual and fucked her with that too, or at least make her sit on the shifter or e-brake

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:43pm

    If you want mature you should visit another site. Quiet guy/and all his personas nor I are any less mature than the filth that is repeatedly typed/spoken about here. Fuck you.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:58pm

    Message board characters are for loners

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:29am

    I like a girl who can appreciate a man goin down town and gettin the job done!! He did get the job done right???

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:52pm

    doesn't chuy from Chelsea Lately drive a Mercedes?....

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:26pm

    To the "you're" guy... What kind of medication u taking... For "you're OCD"!!! cuz it ain't working!!

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:40pm

    I'm more mature than your face.

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:23pm

    You're written by one person

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:00am

    Good job Houston cell phone person

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:58pm

    Your face is the word

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:08pm

    Would if be better in a Chevy ?

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:20am

    1:30... Your fake and your mother hates you. Go jump off a bridge

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:54pm

    I don't get wat a big deal is...so fkn wat? Oh wow she got eaten out...I got eaten out while waiting for a bus in Russia in April wen it was still snowing. she just sounds like a girl who don't get laid often. Mercedes ? Wtvr...I would care if it was gt-r or 240

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:54am

    ATTENTION: Youre an idiot if you think those 3 trolls are represented by only 3 people. It's an army now with eveyone claiming to be the original.

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:57am

    What's the 2012 mean?

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:47pm

    Fuck you all. The original you're guy is hilarious.

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:21pm

    White people are scary.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:34pm

    Who says it's not her Mercedes?

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:54pm

    I think that's sheer luck.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:13pm

    Why all the caps? I HATE THAT!

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:22am

    I'm sad about your face

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:35am

    I love sure love eaten pussy. Especially CreamPie

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:28pm

    I don't think virgins should be allowed to talk about sex. It's just their overwhelming ignorance sickens me.

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:19pm

    My you're quite the lady!

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:12pm

    You're a slut. Slut.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:23pm

    You're busy fingering their asses

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:12am

    Anal in a Mercedes would have been cool, oral is just lame...

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:53am

    8:54 my point is don't give them attention and they will leave

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:21pm

    this is my favorite text of all time

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:24pm

    Did you make it worth his time? Or money?

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:44pm

    That's the coolest thing ever I love that shit

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:07pm

    How sad? The "you're guy" defends himself posing as a bystander, then turns around and trolls himself.

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:45pm

    Must not take it in the ass very much...poor girl...

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:59am

    Yous a ho. HO! Yous a ho. HO! Yous a ho. I said that yous a ho. HO!

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:45pm

    I fuck my girlfriend in my dads s500.

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:41pm

    Shesounds like she's 16 or something...WOW u got eaten out

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:40pm

    it's just fun seeing the reaction some people have to these posts thats all but I'll stop for now gotta go anyway

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:23pm

    damn crazy scary white poeple

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:01pm

    Abortions should be required

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:45pm

    8:26, the word would be YOUR. Please pull forward to the next window.

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:11pm

    @5:30.....Any girl who brags about being out in a mercedes via text message is a slut. Boyfriend or not. Anybody who defends her is a slut. Slut.

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:40pm

    No anal, no care...take it in the ass next time you selfish slut

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:40pm

    12:18 what the fuck does that mean so what she's eaten outyhat doesn't means she a slutbag and just cuz u can't get any doesn't me u have to be an asshole about it...what I'm trying to say is...FUCK OFF!!

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:40pm

    Some people need a larger vocabulary. "&$@"*%#¥+>>?!&$&"

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:30am

    FAAAKE! Unless it's a mangina cuz a chick wouldn't say that

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:31pm

    4:22 she did say gt-r . Learn to read. And (281) WIN!!!

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:57pm

    Wait what's the significance of it being on a Tuesday night?

  • 46 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:38pm

    I don't think sluts should talk about sex. Their sick nastiness sickens me:)

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:44pm

    Try the fitting room at la Perla.

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:26pm

    I'd bet good money that this is just another woodlands barbiedoll slut. So this really isn't news, that happens hourly here.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:39pm

    Haha u know what they say meals on wheels

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:23pm

    You like cum on your face?

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:40am

    hahahahahaha, someone actualy said this was fake

  • 38 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:44pm

    I got eaten out in the dressing room of Christian dior... Win

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:29pm

    Can we still be friends

  • 31 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:17pm

    Ye cuz lotus is same as skyline rite? Wow excuse me for beign an idiot I guess  lotus is the ugliest shit ever! At least tesla..that one is less ugly. say watever u want but 240sx aka 240 (duh!) is hela sweet car

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:36am

    Can we say hooooooo!!!!

  • 28 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:01am

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  • 33 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:03pm

    Lol@the "you're guy" thinking he's the first chap to troll a site by saying "you're" or "your face" in front of everything. That ain't original, mate.

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:31am

    Stop trolling the trolls!!!

  • 35 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:02am

    A 1989 Mercedes diesel

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:44pm

    I fucked a girl in my bentley GT

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:52pm

    A Mercedes wow ! A guess a ho is a ho ! ( big tone rides into the sunset)

  • 38 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:25pm

    All the crazy white people will cease to exist December 21st 2012

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:05pm

    Prepare for doomsday

  • 30 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:05am

    been there....done that

  • 40 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:30pm

    Base model C300 with manual locks and windows.

  • 38 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:31pm

    U give new meaning to .... Riding dirty! =)

  • 31 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:27pm

    Hells ya keep it classy H-Town

  • 33 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:18am

    i fucked my neighbor in his mercedes and everytime i pass by that car i feel so proud of myself lol

  • 42 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:44pm

    5:41 haha yeah really now...

  • 42 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:33pm

    Slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut! What?

  • 34 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:25pm

    Have a Mercedes and yet to happen!!!

  • 33 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:13pm

    wooohooo! eaten out!

  • 29 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:01pm

    Your ass is a reindeer

  • 36 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:45pm

    Ha I totally know who wrote this one.

  • 31 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:22pm

    big f-ing deal 'a mercedes!" what kind of imbecile are you?

  • 38 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:38pm

    MEGAN FOX IS A MAN! GOOGLE IT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:23pm

    My boyfriend said vagina smelled bad as I tried to get him to eat me out......

  • 29 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:22pm

    Couldn't u say gtr or lotus lmao stupid ho lmao....240.

  • 27 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:56pm

    Hell yea you earned that shit! holla