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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over

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(416): View more from Toronto

I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.

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(941): View more from Florida

Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.

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(801): View more from Utah

She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.

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(720): View more from Colorado

His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.

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(734): View more from Michigan

But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss

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(706): View more from Georgia

All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.

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