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    Submitted by ittybit420 on Sep 6, 12 at 11:43am

    id eat around him.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by vampsykopuppy on Sep 6, 12 at 5:16pm

    real sex > own hand\nGo figure.

    • 60 65
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 6, 12 at 7:47pm

      Not always. I've had some sex that was sufficiently bad as to make me wish I'd stayed home and jerked off. For one thing, imaginary sex partners can achieve a level of perfection that is rare in real life.

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    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Sep 7, 12 at 9:11am

    Lawn, we didn't need to know that.

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Deadwhale on Sep 6, 12 at 1:08pm

    Certainly doesn't mean you're pretty.