By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Hey man, can you please put on some pants? I find it kinda strange I have to ask you twice...\n\nPants at a time like this?! I don't have time for pants!!
Pants off dance off!!
Had a live in girlfriend for years who never dressed beyond an oversized t-shirt if she was not going outside the house.
Bla bla bla, boy come and get my rocks off put a little love in my glovebox! Wanna dance with no pants on?!, holla!! Meet me in the back with a Jack at the juke box. Cut to the chase kid, cuz I know you don't care what my middle name is. I want to be naked, but you're wasted!
This is a pants free zone!!! \n.\nsounds like my apartment!
At least they're honest