Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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Pink eye and boners don't mix very well
I don't always drink beer, but when I do. I prefer Dos Esquis.
How is this different from any other day in the life of a single 20 something male?
Well ur night was fantastic...
Sounds like the chubby ya took home last night sucked ya off, spit it in your eye, and left ya a snack.
Pretty solid night