Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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No dad, I think once was enough for this visit home.
Jesus peach lol
Lmao, something my sperm donor would do. Talked to him for the first time in twenty years last year. Our conversation casually downgraded, as the rum replaced his blood of course, now I know too much about his current wife. To the tune of anal and group sex parties. I'm going to give it another twenty before I try to contact him again.
Like the champions do.