The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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I think there's a whole genre of porn related to this.
You can come to the party so that you can cum after the party! Or hell, maybe you can even cum while you're at the party.