And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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So you can take back that "Gone Fishin'" bumper sticker...and no eating French fries in bed, either.
tell him to quit trying to be a "big man" and just use a regular condom, not a magnum he can't fill.
Ok. On a related note, do you happen to have my Timex?
rawful man, rawful
Who actually wears timex still.
"Try to lose"?... Uh, doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of the condom? WTF?
@porksword "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking"
A week later?? Wtf I use my cleavage as a purse sometimes but condom storage for a week in your vagina? Bet that smells great.
Why not? You do that with your dignity constantly!
If your pussy wasn't so loose, maybe he wouldn't loose his condom in it...slut