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  • So you can take back that "Gone Fishin'" bumper sticker...and no eating French fries in bed, either.

    Submitted by FStar73 on Aug 8, 12 at 4:47pm
  • tell him to quit trying to be a "big man" and just use a regular condom, not a magnum he can't fill.

    Submitted by tribladetheory on Aug 8, 12 at 7:00pm
  • Ok. On a related note, do you happen to have my Timex?

    Submitted by porksword on Aug 8, 12 at 5:24pm
  • "Try to lose"?... Uh, doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of the condom? WTF?

    Submitted by haliganbar on Aug 8, 12 at 11:18pm
  • @porksword "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking"

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 8, 12 at 7:54pm
  • A week later?? Wtf I use my cleavage as a purse sometimes but condom storage for a week in your vagina? Bet that smells great.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Aug 9, 12 at 2:32am
  • Why not? You do that with your dignity constantly!

    Submitted by Phys on Aug 8, 12 at 10:47pm
  • If your pussy wasn't so loose, maybe he wouldn't loose his condom in it...slut

    Submitted by tracilynne40 on Jul 3, 13 at 5:08am