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  • 92 37
    Submitted by FStar73 on Aug 8, 12 at 4:47pm

    So you can take back that "Gone Fishin'" bumper sticker...and no eating French fries in bed, either.

  • 94 50
    Submitted by tribladetheory on Aug 8, 12 at 7:00pm

    tell him to quit trying to be a "big man" and just use a regular condom, not a magnum he can't fill.

  • 83 51
    Submitted by porksword on Aug 8, 12 at 5:24pm

    Ok. On a related note, do you happen to have my Timex?

    • 37 59
      Submitted by rawfulcopter on Aug 9, 12 at 3:25am

      rawful man, rawful

    • 45 50
      Submitted by Michfan69 on Aug 9, 12 at 8:07am

      Who actually wears timex still.

  • 63 46
    Submitted by haliganbar on Aug 8, 12 at 11:18pm

    "Try to lose"?... Uh, doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of the condom? WTF?

  • 62 61
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 8, 12 at 7:54pm

    @porksword "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking"

  • 51 48
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Aug 9, 12 at 2:32am

    A week later?? Wtf I use my cleavage as a purse sometimes but condom storage for a week in your vagina? Bet that smells great.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Phys on Aug 8, 12 at 10:47pm

    Why not? You do that with your dignity constantly!

  • 16 25
    Submitted by tracilynne40 on Jul 3, 13 at 5:08am

    If your pussy wasn't so loose, maybe he wouldn't loose his condom in it...slut