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  • Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jul 11, 12 at 4:14pm

    What a classy dame. 10 bucks says the dude had a mullet

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      Submitted by PeopleKnowMe on Jul 11, 12 at 7:18pm

      I just pictured Joe Dirt haha

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        Submitted by kermie2000 on Jul 11, 12 at 11:31pm

        "you're my sister, you're my sister"

  • Submitted by porksword on Jul 11, 12 at 6:15pm

    If you're beating it, it doesn't really count.

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    Submitted by blahshutup on Jul 11, 12 at 6:57pm

    Against the outside of my parents front door while she was holding the door knob......

  • Submitted by dynasty55 on Jul 11, 12 at 10:05pm

    Why do campers have to be redneck or white trash? You can buy them with fireplaces and gourmet kitchens nowadays. It's like a home on wheels that you can vacation anywhere with!

  • Submitted by Mactastic on Jul 11, 12 at 4:29pm

    Unfortunately for the camper, this was at fat camp and there are no RV's there...

  • Submitted by CapnArt on Jul 11, 12 at 9:11pm

    Deck of our yacht in an empty anchorage with a canopy of stars that boggles the imagination, David Sanborn providing the soundtrack, and nowhere else to be. Ever.

  • Submitted by karma13 on Jul 11, 12 at 6:28pm

    Sex on the beach is like shoving a piece of sandpaper up your vag and spinning on it. No, you did not beat sex on a camper

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    Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 11, 12 at 6:21pm

    that sounds awful, and kind of trashy.

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    Submitted by Micholder on Jul 12, 12 at 2:35pm

    On the wing of an F111 on the flight line...

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    Submitted by phrozenstare on Jul 11, 12 at 4:21pm

    redneck sex at its finest

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    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jul 16, 12 at 12:25am

    Don't need to beat it. Just had sex.

  • Submitted by JuggsaPoppin on Jul 12, 12 at 8:44am

    First time I read this I thought it was from a counselor and they were having sex on top of a child (aka: "a camper")....not nearly as romantic

  • Submitted by Xtasty on Jul 12, 12 at 11:15am

    I've hooked up on a beach (first time), on a roof, and in the park. All while looking at the stars.

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 12, 12 at 12:03pm

    Couldn't see the stars, I was looking down at you.

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    Submitted by eroy8494 on Jul 12, 12 at 12:10am


  • Submitted by ck24 on Jul 11, 12 at 7:09pm

    I just had sex with your mom.... I win

  • Submitted by PHD1026 on Jul 12, 12 at 9:49am

    I did your the ass

  • Submitted by Stew_Pudas0eL on Jul 14, 12 at 8:47am

    Why are you worried about the stars?

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 11, 12 at 9:59pm

    Beat that? It's called the mile high club. You need to get in the big leagues with someone that can afford a flight like that.

  • Submitted by iBringtheFire on Jul 11, 12 at 4:57pm

    Sex on the beach with the fireworks show in the background as the full moon hung over the ocean. Oh snap, sounds like I just BEAT THAT.

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      Submitted by snowman87 on Jul 11, 12 at 5:04pm

      Sand EVERYWHERE, been there, tried that, NOT worth it.

  • Submitted by harrypotter36 on Jul 11, 12 at 6:05pm

    Sex in an enchanted forest with unicorns feeding us grapes and cute woodland critters watching/ fanning our sweaty selves. Also, magical elves serenading us. Later, we sparkled with the dreams that dreamers dream. TOP THAT SHIT!

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 11, 12 at 10:00pm

    Beat that? Call the Mile High Club. Get a real man that can afford a flight like that.

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      Submitted by cascott325 on Jul 13, 12 at 8:14am

      it takes more than money to be a real man

  • Submitted by Eightyeight on Jul 11, 12 at 4:09pm

    Eighty Eight

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      Submitted by plygtr85 on Jul 11, 12 at 11:17pm

      times his 'uncle' had anal sex with him in his camper, under the stars...this month.