just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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What a classy dame. 10 bucks says the dude had a mullet
I just pictured Joe Dirt haha
"you're my sister, you're my sister"
If you're beating it, it doesn't really count.
Against the outside of my parents front door while she was holding the door knob......
Why do campers have to be redneck or white trash? You can buy them with fireplaces and gourmet kitchens nowadays. It's like a home on wheels that you can vacation anywhere with!
Unfortunately for the camper, this was at fat camp and there are no RV's there...
Deck of our yacht in an empty anchorage with a canopy of stars that boggles the imagination, David Sanborn providing the soundtrack, and nowhere else to be. Ever.
Sex on the beach is like shoving a piece of sandpaper up your vag and spinning on it. No, you did not beat sex on a camper
that sounds awful, and kind of trashy.
On the wing of an F111 on the flight line...
redneck sex at its finest
Don't need to beat it. Just had sex.
First time I read this I thought it was from a counselor and they were having sex on top of a child (aka: "a camper")....not nearly as romantic
I've hooked up on a beach (first time), on a roof, and in the park. All while looking at the stars.
Couldn't see the stars, I was looking down at you.
I just had sex with your mom.... I win
I did your mom......in the ass
Why are you worried about the stars?
Beat that? It's called the mile high club. You need to get in the big leagues with someone that can afford a flight like that.
Sex on the beach with the fireworks show in the background as the full moon hung over the ocean. Oh snap, sounds like I just BEAT THAT.
Sand EVERYWHERE, been there, tried that, NOT worth it.
Sex in an enchanted forest with unicorns feeding us grapes and cute woodland critters watching/ fanning our sweaty selves. Also, magical elves serenading us. Later, we sparkled with the dreams that dreamers dream. TOP THAT SHIT!
Beat that? Call the Mile High Club. Get a real man that can afford a flight like that.
it takes more than money to be a real man
times his 'uncle' had anal sex with him in his camper, under the stars...this month.