Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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You'd be amazed at the amount of dispatch we get for shower sex injuries.
So is spelling...
The only way you're getting shower sex is if she's drunk.
People really need to practice there Shower Gymnastics. It would prevent a lot of injuries. Just like why there's so many drunk driving accidents. It's bc people don't learn how to drink and drive. Practice practice practice. It will save lives
But Shower beers are so delicious! And sex is just awesome. So it's a tough combination to beat. Therefore, there will always be a need for an ambulance ride or a trip to the ER in someone's future
thank you for bringing up shower beers. I'm not alone in that.....
Shower sex is just a terrible idea drunk. For some people it's a terrible idea sober as well. Haha.
Seriously. I'm not only fat but uncoordinated too, so I'd be one of Yeep's calls for sure.
Where ever you live, it better be ground level.