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  • Submitted by NuckinFuts on Feb 22, 13 at 4:32pm

    No apology is necessary when something like that happens.

  • Submitted by Demfolk90 on Feb 22, 13 at 3:37pm

    Holy mother of God; greatest text ever. That is all.

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    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Feb 22, 13 at 4:02pm

    Love it! Get it on a shirt and don't wear it around Grandma

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    Submitted by okieraider71 on Feb 22, 13 at 8:47pm

    Love the smell of pussy in my mustache. Won't wash my face till its gone. My lady can't take a bath without me getting really excited. She knows what's coming her way.

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      Submitted by Axel5238 on Feb 23, 13 at 3:00am

      While the fact it happened is great, this is bordering on gross You should only keep bodily fluids on you for so long. After that it gets creepy.

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    Submitted by AkBeautiful907 on Feb 23, 13 at 5:20am

    Only if you also take the term baby batter

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      Submitted by kermie2000 on Feb 24, 13 at 8:25am

      dont forget knuckle babies

  • Submitted by maroonmimi on Feb 22, 13 at 8:19pm

    Can we just agree as a society that "lady jizz" should never be used again?

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    Submitted by Dsapeer on Feb 24, 13 at 4:26pm

    Save it for desert.

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    Submitted by TLiciousHoney on Feb 23, 13 at 10:50am

    I agree... no apology necessary! He should send you flowers or at least say "Thanks" with a smack on your ass. :)

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    Submitted by cdlunsfo on Feb 25, 13 at 1:56pm

    Lady jizz, "NECTAR OF THE GODS"!!!!

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    Submitted by CapnArt on Feb 25, 13 at 2:45am

    How 'bout 'money-honey'?

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 23, 13 at 12:49pm

    How about girl cum?

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    Submitted by Klamath on Mar 21, 13 at 8:14pm

    Thorin Oakenshield. Ladies dwarf

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 4, 13 at 2:39pm

    Nothing's better than a chick that can return the favor and give you a facial! Girls that can squirt are like unicorns. Most people don't believe they exist but they are just a rare and magical find and if you're lucky enough you might get to experience one first hand!