Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Holy mother of God; greatest text ever. That is all.
No apology is necessary when something like that happens.
Love it! Get it on a shirt and don't wear it around Grandma
Love the smell of pussy in my mustache. Won't wash my face till its gone. My lady can't take a bath without me getting really excited. She knows what's coming her way.
While the fact it happened is great, this is bordering on gross You should only keep bodily fluids on you for so long. After that it gets creepy.
Nothing's better than a chick that can return the favor and give you a facial! Girls that can squirt are like unicorns. Most people don't believe they exist but they are just a rare and magical find and if you're lucky enough you might get to experience one first hand!
Save it for desert.
How 'bout 'money-honey'?
Only if you also take the term baby batter
dont forget knuckle babies
Lady jizz, "NECTAR OF THE GODS"!!!!
I agree... no apology necessary! He should send you flowers or at least say "Thanks" with a smack on your ass. :)
Can we just agree as a society that "lady jizz" should never be used again?
I also second that motion.
How about girl cum?
Thorin Oakenshield. Ladies dwarf
Love talking on the phone to my wife and saying "you know, if I inhale deeply I can still catch your scent, drives us both mad !