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  • 68 49
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on May 9, 13 at 10:54am

    It is, darling. Trust me.

  • 61 48
    Submitted by nakedsleepytime on May 9, 13 at 1:50pm

    marry me

  • 59 52
    Submitted by lickthat on May 9, 13 at 4:00pm

    That depends on how you were taking "care" of them, if you know what I mean.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on May 10, 13 at 8:25am

    It could be the "drunk" part of it. Or it could be the part where you're fuckin' delusional about your supposed cooking and caring skills. Look up "Dunning-Kruger Effect".

  • 36 55
    Submitted by tc_24_7 on May 10, 13 at 8:35pm

    Just a guess but the whore in you probably cancels out your redeeming qualities.

  • 29 54
    Submitted by dancr617 on May 26, 13 at 8:28pm

    no homo, but I'd marry you :\nP